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1. Bad Beat Bail by Existing_Pog, Taxi_Dummy

   Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot
   • Wilbur Soot & Original Character(s)
   • Alexis | Quackity
   • Wilbur Soot
   • Original Characters
   • Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Luke | Punz
   • Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo
   • TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Avian Wilbur Soot
   • Avian Alexis | Quackity
   • Wilbur Soot-centric
   • Alexis | Quackity-centric
   • Wilbur Soot is a Menace
   • Alexis | Quackity is So Done
   • He gets better
   • Wilbur Soot is Not Okay
   • Alexis | Quackity is Not Okay
   • Excessive Drinking
   • Angst
   • There'll be fluff and hurt/comfort eventually
   • beta reader is dyslexic
   • Beta reader is a failing ap english student
   • There's two of us it changes
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Biblically inaccurate courtroom procedure
   • He/Him and It/Its pronouns for Badboyhalo (Dream SMP)
   • Original characters are only here for drama
   • Author is Not a Clay | Dream Apologist (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Bad Person Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Hero Wilbur Soot
   • Lawyer Alexis | Quackity
   • CHARACTERS NOT CONTENT CREATORS
   • Beta reader actually failed AP english

   Summary

   Defending heroes in court is a lucrative business; what with all the scandals that need covering up. Quackity is one of the best in the industry, even then he struggles to see how he could possibly defend his client in the newest scandal he's gone and gotten himself into. Morally speaking this is far from his worst case, but in terms of difficulty? He'd have more luck trying to get blood from a stone.

   Or: Wilbur is a hero known as the Bard and Quackity is his deeply unfortunate lawyer

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   31,076

   Chapters:

   11/?

   Comments:

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