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The Port Mafia and The Agency had met in the middle of the street and one thing led to another and now everyone was fighting.
Mori fought with his scalpels against Fukuzawa and his Katana
Kouyou fought against Izumi
Kunikida and Yosano against Hirotsu, Gin and Tachihara
Akutagawa vs Atsushi
Ranpo had hidden behind a wall and Dazai had dodged a piece of debris that flew from somewhere while he was trying to go to the wall where Ranpo was hiding.
Well he was running to the wall until the phone rang
The brunette answered without knowing who he was.
Yes? - Dazai
Mr. Dazai, could you come pick up your daughter? -Said the Principal of the Yokahama school.
Dazai looked at the clock as he dodged an Atsushi who was flying through the air and saw that it was 5:30, he was an hour late to pick up his daughter.
"Shit, Chibi is going to kill me," he whispered low enough so that the director couldn't hear him.
"Yes, I'm going right now," he said to the device.
The director hung up
Dazai saw the fight scene and did something he never did, doing things without thinking first.
The dark-haired man shouted, "CAN YOU STOP THE FIGHT SO I CAN PICK UP MY DAUGHTER?!"
The fight paused as everyone looked at Dazai at the same time.
Eh? Yes?!-Mori looked at his former apprentice in bewilderment.
Great, don't kill each other while I'm gone-Dazai stole a car that was there and went to pick up his daughter at school
Eh! What just happened? -Akutagawa asked strangely.
That Dazai is going to receive a beating for not bringing his daughter home on time-Ranpo
Poor nii-san what he has to suffer-Izumi
I've always wondered how those two ended up together - Kunikida
Like everyone-Gin
"So are we going to continue or?" Atsushi asked after having recovered from flying through the air.
"We can wait," Mori shrugged.
Good-Kouyou
Akutagawa, Atsushi and Kenji began to exchange Pokémon cards
Hirotsu, Kouyou, Mori and Fukuzawa were having tea, no one knew where they got the table or the tea from but oh well.
Ranpo and Izumi went for candy
Yosano returned to his office because he had things to do and Tachihara and Tanizaki went on an impromptu date.
Dazai arrived at school where the classroom teacher and his five-year-old daughter Fumiya were waiting for him.
Dazai bowed-I'm sorry for the delay.
It doesn't matter, just remember to come earlier next time - Said the teacher.
"I'll do it." Dazai took his daughter's hand and they both went to the car.
"Dad is going to tell you off," Fumiya said while she was in the car.
"I know," Dzai sighed.
How is your work? Something interesting happened? -Fumiya
The normal paperwork and that-Dazai said while driving.
"And how was school?" Dazai asked his daughter.
Well, today we did finger painting and I drew a beautiful turkey-hand-Fumiya
"I'm sure it's beautiful." Dazai smiled at the girl.
Fumiya nodded and told her father about all the drawings her classmates made.
When they opened the door to the apartment, father and daughter found Chuuya with his arms crossed.
Chuuya smiled at his daughter -Fumiya honey, you have chicken and rice on the table.
The girl quickly left her things and went to the kitchen to eat.
Chuuya glared at Dazai as his daughter came out of the entrance.
Love ! "heh heh, you're more beautiful today than ever," said Dazai, nervous that her husband would hit him with a frying pan again.
"An hour late Osamu," Chuuya said, looking at the brunette with a frown.
Where were you? -Chuuya looked at him as he tapped his foot on the ground.
Dazai sighed.
"I was going to pick her up on time but there was a fight and I didn't realize what time it was," Dazai said, deciding that the truth was better in this case than a lie.
A fight? -Chuuya loosened his arms and stopped tapping the ground with his foot.
Dazai saw how he looked at him looking for wounds.
Don't worry, The Agency met the Mafia and you know how Atsushi and Akutagawa are, they started a fight and everyone joined in, I didn't know it was so late until the director called me-Dazai told her husband
Chuuya looked at him a little longer and then turned around.
"Keep an eye on the time next time." Chuuya went to the kitchen and Dazai could breathe easy.
Today he wouldn't get hit with a frying pan.
And well, if everyone forgot why they were fighting and started a game of poker instead of continuing with the fight, it's nobody's business, except Ranpo, who won all the money they bet.