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Chicks with lightsabers we be
Sure, tough we be, sometimes on the side of rough
But it’s all part of the planned outlook of the gruff
The very idea to spread the fear within the enemy
And trust us, you don’t want to be that or even a frenemy!
Ahsoka, the non-Jedi with the two sabres always looking so totally cool
Sabine, the recent trainee, a non-Jedi, sometimes too acting the fool
Alas, those rather dismissive terms or name calling for the worse
Really do not bother us too much as such, as we do them subvert
Sticks and stones and all that kind of jazz, the hurt won’t very long last
As we can the haters easily blast, with the lethal kicks and weapons
Oh what fun, especially if so evil they be, like insects we step on them
But never taking the killing lightly (?) but it’s all part of the fighting, the dying
Still, there aren’t that many rules in hell and hell means war in this particular instant
The civil wars always continuing, even if the galaxy might seemingly be at peace
The notion simply to ease the masses out there, not really privy of the goings on
The true fights for their freedom happening out there in the background
And myself, Ahsoka and my dear dear Sabine, even if we don’t always agree
We are still friends and family, that much is true, the illing sometimes chilling
But we work things out in the end, as how else can we survive so much time
Together as we spend, battling, warring the never ending good fight!
So, when the fight beckons, we pull our big guns whenever into trouble we run
That means the brains of course, sometimes using the Force (well myself mostly, being a former Jedi and all)
Mostly though, it’s blasters and those cute Mando tricks, with lightsabers rattling in the midst
In the end, coming out victorious but of course, this is still our story and we are the heroes sent
Ahsoka and Sabine, the two tough chicks with sabres on the scene!