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Eren and Mikasa discuss helpfully explain their birth control methods to their bestie, or rather, lack thereof!
Armin babbles nervously, "I know there's different sizes and brands, but I don't really know what would fit and I figured since you know so much more you could help me--"
Eren cuts him off, shaking his head blandly, "I have no idea, I don't wear condoms."
Armin’s mouth opens up like a fish, "What?"
Eren shrugs, "Don't use them."
"But you and Mikasa, you, what--"
"Don't use them," Eren repeats casually, now catching the ball back and forth between his hands.
"Then what do you use?" Armin asks, some desperate part of him hoping they're practicing some form of safe sex.
Eren hums, "Nothing.”
“What?” Armin gasps grievously, there’s just no way his friends are that stupid.