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Ninja (go) team space
MasterOfBoogers: Hey guys. I need to tell you something
MasterOfBoogers: Hey! Who changed my name!
Firecracker: your welcome boogers
MasterOfBoogers: Thanks. I hate it.
WaterLily: What did you need to tell us?
MasterOfBoogers: um…
MasterOfBoogers: How do you guys feel about welcoming a new member to the team?
MasterOfBoogers: Y’know
MasterOfBoogers: theoretically..
Firecracker: lemme guess you found another box of kittens?
Stoner: Guys please- we already have like five cats thanks to GreenieBeanie
Stoner: Kai…did you change my name?
Firecracker: do you like it?
Stoner: No
Bluebell: more cats :0
WaterLily: No more cats Lloyd
Bluebell: :(
MasterOfBoogers: it’s not a cat
Stoner: I’m suddenly very nervous
Firecracker: boogers, we talked about the no dog policy.
Firecracker: cole is scared of them, remember?
Stoner: You would be too if you got bitten as many times as I have
MasterOfBoogers: it’s not a dog
WaterLily: Lloyd what did you do.
Bluebell: if it’s a rat I’m leaving
MasterOfBoogers: it’s not a rat
Firecracker: what the hell is it then!?
MasterOfBoogers: a baby
Firecracker Has Left The Chat
WaterLily: Where did you get the baby?
WaterLily: Lloyd answer me
WaterLily: Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon!
Bluebell: You don’t mean a real baby, right?
Bluebell: Cause I’m not sharing a room with a baby
Stoner: How exactly did you get a baby?
MasterOfBoogers: Accidental baby acquisition
WaterLily: First master so help me
WaterLily: Give that baby back to it’s parents
Bluebell: don’t call it an it. Is it a boy or a girl, Lloyd?
MasterOfBoogers: uhhh good question
Stoner Added Kai
Stoner Renamed Kai BananaHair
BananaHair: im gonna leave again
Stoner: Not till we learn the gender of our new niece or nephew
WaterLily: What?? You guys are cool with this?
Stoner: Pretty much
Bluebell: yeppers
BananaHair: screw it why not
Frosty: Friends, what have I just joined in on?
BananaHair: were uncles now
Frosty: *We’re
BananaHair renamed Frosty Elsa
Bluebell: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stoner: Can’t believe I’m saying this, but nice one Kai
Elsa: I don’t see the humor in this
Elsa: *I can’t
WaterLily: Lloyd…please
WaterLily: Do I have a niece or a nephew?
MasterOfBoogers: I’m back
MasterOfBoogers: A nephew
MasterOfBoogers: A really loud one at that
MasterOfBoogers: He won’t stop crying
Bluebell: is he hungry??
MasterOfBoogers: Or cold. It’s freezing out here
MasterOfBoogers: Hold on imma put him in my gi
Elsa: *I’m *going *to
BananaHair: um anyone else unsure how the old man will react to a baby?
Stoner: Which old man? Garmadad or Master Wu?
BananaHair: BOTG!!
BananaHair: BOTH
Elsa: *both
BananaHair: too late Elsa
BananaHair: i beat you to it
Elsa: *I
MasterOfBoogers: guys he’s crying a lot
MasterOfBoogers: i think he might have hypothermia
BananaHair: shit
Elsa: Language!
Elsa: Lloyd, if he’s displaying symptoms of hypothermia, please return home immediately.
Elsa: I will treat him properly.
MasterOfBoogers: thanks Zane. i’ll be home soon <3
Elsa: No problem.
BananaHair: hey what gives
BananaHair: why didn’t you correct him?
Elsa: *Hey *? *Why
Elsa: His son has hypothermia.
Elsa: I also like him better.
Bluebell: HOLY SHITTTTT
Bluebell: ZANE HATES YOU :00
BananaHair: psh like i care
BananaHair: now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go put in some hair gel
Stoner: At 9pm??
Stoner: Kai?
WaterLily: Guys, why is my brother crying in the bathroom?
Elsa: *Psh *I *? *Now *Going *.
Bluebell: Damn, Zane. That was cold.
Stoner kicked Bluebell from the chat…
WaterLily: Wow that was so hard rock of you
Stoner kicked WaterLily from the chat…
Elsa: Well, this was quite a rocky start to the conversation.
Stoner kicked Elsa from the chat…
BananaHair: guys I’m back
BananaHair: uhhh what happened?
Stoner: Nothing.
Stoner: Wanna hop on call and watch a movie?
BananaHair: sure thing Rocky
Stoner: Alrigh. Let’s go
MasterOfBoogers: guys?
MasterOfBoogers: oh wow you’re all gone
MasterOfBoogers: Nvm