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"Oh. My. God. You didn't?"
"Well, yes, I did, unfortunately and totally accidentally."
"Why the hell would you do that?"
"Because you said to take a seat and be quiet."
"I didn't say to sit on the very old and very important console."
"I wasn't going to sit on the floor."
"Vala! You sat on the... the... the..."
"The glowy buttons, Daniel? The ones that brought all the golden metal bars down thereby trapping us inside this room and the one on the other side of that one and I think the other one past that one."
"And?" His hands went up under her arms one on each side of her breasts, he had thought to set her back to the floor but instead of pulling her down from the ancient console he relaxed, his mind centered on the fullness beneath his palms.
Her hands went to his shoulder. "And the rolling stone slammy noise was that lovely thick carved decorated big fat door at the entrance... most likely slamming shut. You know the fancy, yet odd cave entrance one."
Daniel forced his hands from the softness of her flesh. "And then?" Two steps back helped him get his breath under control – at least until the air ran out. Hands on his hips, he waited.
"Oh, the grating, metalicy, bang with the scraping gear engaging noise? That was the big round lock thingie... locking. From the outside, I do believe."
Daniel took his glasses off, set them on the console and scrubbed his face with his palms in an effort to stop the headache that was soon to come. Finally, he sighed, put his glasses back on then he took a quick look over his shoulder and out the gilded gate. "So, Vala?" he said with false interest.
"Yes?" Biting the side of her lip, brows diving, she waited, ankles crossed and legs swinging off the side of console with its waning lights.
"I notice that you aren't wearing a vest."
"Mmm. Too hot."
"And no jacket. "
"Right, um, too hot. So my vest and my jacket are with my..."
"Your pack? Would you care to take a wild guess as to where my vest, jacket and pack are?"
"No, Daniel. Because I can do it without a wild or not wild guess because I see them..." She pointed out past the bars.
"Yes. When you so kindly came in to do your daily mandatory pestering, did you happen to bring something like food or water? Or a radio? Weapon? Flashlight?"
At that precise moment the blinking lights went out, and the room went dark.
"Nope. You?"
Daniel pulled his small flashlight from his dig utility belt and shone it right in her face. "You've locked us in. Without food or water. And soon without any light – this battery won't last long. Mitchell and Teal'c aren't due back for at least four hours! Now what the hell are we gonna do?"
Reaching she undid the utility belt he wore – which fell untethered to the stone floor - and grabbed the material near the waist band of his pants to pull his T-shirt upwards. "While I enjoy the look of your sexy chest in this shirt, I'm going to remove it for you since it's going to get a lot hotter in here."
At the same time his arms went up in assistance, he mumbled through the material as it went over his face. "Vala. This isn't a good idea. Hey, watch out my glasses are caught! Damn, wait. Okay."
The T-shirt went flying out towards a dim corner.
"Giggling?" He asked.
"Hmph, I don't giggle!"
"I heard a giggle."
"It was a chuckle."
"Whatever. You did this on purpose, didn't you?"
"Of course...not, darling." Her hands were at his belt buckle.
His hands covered hers, grasping them. "Look, I know we've been heading in this direction for some time now. But, really? This is not the ideal setting for the first time we make love."
She snatched her hands from his, brushed his aside and continued to undo his buckle and managed to unbutton his pants. "Daniel. We can make love when we get back, on clean sheets and a fluffy bed of roses if you like but right now, even though I'm crazy in love with you, I'm more interested in hot sex." Vala let go of his pants and took her boots and socks off. Then she stripped out of her BDU pants – while still sitting on the console – followed by her semi-regulation black tank top and then her chemise. All assisted by Daniel's flashlight.
After a long moment full of sighs and moans the flashlight moved down to illuminate her wispy panties. "Why didn't you take those off?"
"I think if you decide you want some hot Vala Mal Doran sex you'd remov..."
Without regard to the consequences he tossed the flashlight up on the console so he had both hands free to complete his task.
Vala squealed, delighted. "That's my Daniel! Let's make babies!"
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