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`` uhhh- sam-?? `` cocoa was smiling nevously `` what the fuck did you do- wait why the fuck do i smell fire. `` sam glared at cocoa getting up from the couch and walking over her `` i-i set the microwave on fire- `` `` YOU WHAT?! `` the fire spreads throughout the house. they both run outside as they watched sam's small house burn ``cool i committed arson :3 `` `` im going to beat your ass motherfucker. ``
anddd cocoa got her ass beaten ^^ (L cocoa BAHAHAGGERERED-)