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1. Wizard steals snake from muggle zoo, intent on getting taught a lesson by IzRoan

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Nov 2023

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Cornelia the Milk Snake (OC)
   • Grimmauld Place Door Knocker
   • The Malfoy Family Peacocks
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Draco learns Parseltongue
   • he is not very good at it thus far
   • but he is making a valiant effort
   • Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit
   • Minor Heist shenanigans
   • Humor
   • Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World

   Summary

   This is the most recent installment of my 20-minute ficlet series inspired by Florida Man headlines.
   Today's headline: Florida Man steals alligator from Golf Course, tries "teaching it a lesson"

   Series

   • Part 10 of Headlines

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   English

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