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1. dalliance by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   22 Nov 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jedediah/Octavius (Night at the Museum)
   • Jedediah (Night at the Museum)
   • Octavius (Night at the Museum)
   • Ahkmenrah (Night at the Museum)
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Rating May Change
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • Not Beta Read
   • Mutual Pining

   Summary

   Jedediah and Octavius drunkenly hook up, only for word to spread to Jedediah’s conservative family, who does not think badly of him for his homosexuality, but will for his promiscuity. The only way to amend this, Jedediah decides, is to pretend he and Octavius are together, long enough to assure his parents the sexual escapade was not a transient one. Things quickly become out of hand.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,456

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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