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A Partial List of Known Secret Names, Aliases, & Identities of Professor Will Graham, Special Agent: An Incomplete Accounting of Pseudonyms, Aliases, and Pet Names as We Have Been Able to Uncover Without Unduly Angering Dr. Hannibal Lecter, M.D. PsyD

Summary:

It has come to our attention that Dr. Hannibal Lecter, M.D. PsyD has a companion, one Professor William "call me Will" Graham, formerly of Wolf Trap, VA. Dubbed as "Murder Husbands" in less-than-reputable media sources, it is possible that they are affiliated on a more personal level than indicated by their run-ins during Dr. Lecter's period of residence and psychiatry practice in Baltimore, MD. If encountered, don’t stare too long – his chestnut curls can hypnotize.

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Secret Names, Aliases, & Pet Names (1987-Present)

  • Will Graham
  • William Graham
  • Billy Graham (not the bigoted one)
  • Willy
  • Free Willy
  • Locked-Up Willy
  • Adam Raki (used exclusively in New York City)
  • Il Piccolo Mostro
  • Mrs. Roman Fell
    • Initially assumed to be Bedelia du Maurier, subsequent observations revealed it to be Will with stunning platinum tresses and a hair iron
  • Mylimasis*
  • Brangusis*
  • Mielasis*
  • Beloved*
  • Sweet William
  • Winston Sr.
  • Daddy
  • Steve Jr.

 

*Potentially exclusively used by Dr. H. Lecter, not recommended for use by non-Lithuanian non-cannibalistic non-royalty