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A List of the Secret Names, Nicknames & Pet Names (Literal) of Winston Lecter-Graham, Dog: As Heard & Related by Attendees of Baltimore-Area Dog Parks & Various & Sundry Dog-Friendly European Locales

Summary:

Winston Lecter-Graham, first of his name, is a handsome boy. And a good boy. Yes he is. He looks after his humans and is kind to his pack and other dogs. Patient with cats and human pups and fond of long walks. While he has been known to bark at Ravenstags and Stagmen, he is otherwise a well-mannered pup. Other dogs are in awe of his tales about the elaborate treats and meaty snacks his one human creates, not to mention his other human's homemade kibbles.

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Pet Names, Aliases, & Dog-Lang (2013-Present)

  • Winston
  • Win
  • Winwin
  • Good Boy
  • Bestest Boy
  • Mr. Fluffpants
  • Mano šuniukas
  • Barkbark whine woof Grrr? *lick* [n.b. - only in pug, stray, and small-dog dialects]
  • Areyoulostsweeetie??
  • Monsieur WaouhWaouh
  • Sir Snackington of Kibbletown
  • Tahyo
  • Winnieboy
  • Bad Dog**
  • Mon Petit Bébé Chou Chou Rougarou (when Will is drunk on cheap whiskey)
  • Wanwan-Chan / ワンちゃん (Chiyo only)

 

**used by formerly-alive dog park visitor after Winston gave a delicate sniff to their purebred’s posterior, subsequently turned into ragout for daring to besmirch Winston’s good name because he’s a good boy yes he is so good come here for some belly rubs and some treats good boy