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Hello, John. I'm glad you found the password.
_I suggest that you read this when you're completely alone.
Remember that one time I asked you to play Cluedo, which you've written about in your blog? There was a reason why I asked you to play, actually. I wanted to drop hints about my upcoming death, so that you would know that it's all a magic trick. So, in case you're still clueless, I'm not actually dead.
_But this knowledge comes with a forewarning: you must know I've done this for your safety, and Mrs. Hudson's, and Lestrade's. Moriarty would've harmed you all if I decided to "stay alive". So please, don't come looking for me. Just wait for me.
Lastly, I must apologise. I'm sure my "death" inconvenienced you. Because of this, I told Mycroft to leave you a more affordable flat, if requested.
Up until my return, to the very best of times, John.
SH