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    Crowley felt his own cheek sting from the glass shards, the display case shattered all around them and the Bible Errata lying open on the carpeted floor, the security alarms blaring loud overhead.

    Beneath him, he heard Aziraphale mutter, slow and dazed and polite as ever:

    “Oh, fuck.”

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    Or, almost seven years ago, fashion model Crowley moved out from London, and left behind a ring. But when his unplanned reunion with designer Aziraphale Fell at the MET Gala leads to push, to shove, to broken artefact, the only way for them to fix their public image is to – well. To pretend they’re still madly in love.

    (Half-inspired by the 2018 MET Gala theme: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination. Half-inspired by Red, White, and Royal Blue's cakegate.)

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