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One day, Melody and Butters were going to have a sleepover at Melody’s mansion. When Butters got there he was amazed with how fancy Melody’s mansion is, although it was not as fancy a house as Tolkien house, it was still pretty fancy for butters standards. He then said “Oh well, better knock on the door” butters then knocked on the door, then Melody opened the door, Melody had pale skin,white hair and brown eyes, “Oh hello Butters, it’s good to see you, come on in, my room is way more better than this dump, after all I am the favorite child of my family!”. Melody then drags Butters to her room. “So, Do you wanna paint each other's nails?” Said Melody, Then Butters said “I would love too but, My parents might ground me.” Then Melody said“Oh come on Butters, who cares what your parents, as long as you’re having fun cares, besides we can just use nail polish remover in the morning!”.
30 minutes later, Butters and Melody are having fun, getting their nails painted and brushing each other's hair. Then, Melody’s dad calls them over because dinner was ready, so Butters and Melody went to the kitchen to eat. “Hey Melody, where are your other siblings? Didn’t you say you were favorite?” “Yea I am the favorite, I am also the only child so I’m technically the favorite!” Said Melody. Butters then nods his head as he sits down at the table with Melody. Then they all eat, Butters doesn’t really like the food and is trying his best to enjoy it. “You know dude, you could just not eat the food, it’s if you don't like it!” Said Melody. “Oh geez, but I don’t want to get grounded by my parents.” Said Butters. “Butters, I mean this in the nicest way but how the fuck are you gonna get grounded when you’re not even eating your parents food?”. Butters goes silent, “That’s what I thought.” Said Melody.
A few hours later, Melody and Butters are playing truth or dare. “So Butters, Truth or Dare?” Said Melody. “Oh geez, I’ll go for Truth, I guess.” Said Butters. “Do you have a crush on anyone? Maybe someone who wears an orange parka?”. Said Melody. “Well Son of a biscuit.” Said Butters, He looked a bit embarrassed. “So, Why do you like him?” Said Melody. “Well, he’s not as asshole like all my other fellas, He’s also-”. Then they hear rocks being thrown at the window.
Then Melody went to the window and opened, “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLES DOING HERE?” Said Melody. It was Kyle, Stan and Cartmen. “Okay, listen, we need your help with something.” Said Cartmen. “What fatass?” Said Melody, Then Cartmen said “HEY I’M NOT FAT, I’M BIG BONED YOU WHORE!” “Okay listen, someone just sent us a letter, it says “dear Cartmen, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny, If you don’t give the 100$ you stole from me in Peru, You’re fucking assholes and I will tell everyone you’re secrets, is this black mail? Yes, do give a fuck? No.” Said Stan. “Okay so? Why do I have to do with this shit?” Said Melody, Then Kyle said “We don’t have the 100$ to pay the person.” Then Melody Said, “Okay first of all, I’m not gonna give you money for free. Secondly, Why couldn’t you just go to Tolkien for help? And Threely, Isn’t it obvious that this is Craig due to the hand written and wording?”
“Well, we can’t really answer the first or third question, but we did try to get Tolkien to help, but he was busy with homework and stuff.” Said Kyle. “I’m not gonna help you if I don’t get something out of this.” Said Melody. “Ugh Fine! We’ll do anything that you want bitch!” Said Cartman, Then Melody said “I need you to print a bunch of letters that look like me and a goth chick named Bailey. Don't ask why, just do it please and I’ll give you the 100$ you need to pay off Craig.”
Then a few minutes later, Kyle, Stan and Eric come back with a bunch of fake letters. Then Melody uses a bucket to lower down with the 100$ in the bucket with a rode tied on the handle. Then the boys grab the 100$ out of the bucket and put the papers in the bucket and Melody pulls the bucket back to her. Then Butters says “Bye Fellas!” As the boys leave. “So Butters, About that crush you have on Kenny?” Said Melody. “Well uhhhh, oh Hamburgers” as butter gets embarrassed and is blushing thinking about Kenny. “It’s fine if you don’t want to talk about it now!” Said Melody. “Oh Thanks!” Said Butters.
The Next Day, It’s a Saturday, Melody is hanging out with Butters, Bebe and Tolkien while walking her dog. “I’m so happy I finally bought those new shoes!” Said Bebe. “Yea good thing you didn’t have to get Clyde to get those shoes for you!” Melody said jokingly. “Yea I know right?” Said Bebe, Bebe then showed off her new shoes. They were red with hearts all over them with lace around the hearts and the shoe ties were pink. “That’s cool Bebe.” Said Tolkien. “Thanks Tolkien!” Said Bebe. “I especially love the pink shoe ties!” Said Melody. “I know you would, Pink is your favorite color!” Said Bebe, then Bebe points to Melody’s outfit, Melody was wearing a pink coat, a pink beret with a bow on it, pink leggings with stars on them, and with platform heels that are pink. “I guess that is true and I can’t deny that.” Said Melody. “Anyways, I’m gonna go hang out with Wendy at the park, Do you three wanna come?” Said Bebe, They all nod their heads as they follow Bebe to the park to hang out with Wendy.