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1. Hit By A Vehicle Equals Transported To Middle Earth by Skywolf42

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   11 Nov 2015

   Tags

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   • Funny
   • Occasional swearing
   • Gandalf's Dick
   • Petrified Trolls
   • Trucks
   • Doctor Who Timey Whimey Spacey Wacey Mumbo Jumbo
   • Cold Hard (yet hilarious) Logic
   • CONFETTI!!!!
   • Vodka!!!!

   Summary

   I'm on metaphorical crack today. Or Kili-muse is. Not sure. This is about the interestingly popular usage of horrible accidents involving being hit by a vehicle of varying kinds to get a modern day OC into Middle Earth. Each chapter is another version. I did Version 1 the way I did because I was feeling a bit coldly logical at the time. It's meant to be funny, not offensive. ;)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   681

   Chapters:

   5/5

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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