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Itadori:Kugisaki,do you think I can pull girls?
Kugisaki:'dumbfounded' Why would you ask me that all of a sudden,idiot?
Itadori:'whines' I need you to just answer the question!
Kugisaki:'hesitating' Uhhh, I think you are a solid 6 out of 10 guy.Could be a 7 for others .Don't mind,you are cute and all but i think you lack the charm, like the aura. For example: Maki san. She has the aura.You know like a lioness. And to answer your question, it depends on what kind of girls you are trying to pull. So what kind of girls do you look forward to?
Itadori: 'blushes' I don't have a specific type. Anyone with a nice ass would do.
Kugisaki: Don't make me hit you now.
Itadori:Sorry,sorry. It's just that me and Todo were having a discussion about our ideal types a few days ago. And in the midst of the conversation,he went like ' I don't think you can pull any girls with an attitude like that,my best friend.' and I was like 'Bro,what are you talking about?' So yeah this has been bugging me for a while.
Kugisaki:'shakes her head disapprovingly' I should have guessed it earlier. It's always that gorilla putting weird ideas into your mind.
Itadori:'whines again' But Kugusaki, it's not true though. He is wrong.You are wrong too. I can of course pull girls. Any kind of girl.Be it a baddie or a goodie two shoes.
Kugisaki:It's fun seeing you try to be all macho when I saw you crying your heart out at a stupid movie like the human earthworm 3 yesterday.
Itadori:'gasps' The human earthworm 3 is an extremely heart touching story. Take that back!
Kugisaki:'sticks out her tongue' No can do!
Itadori:You seriously are evil,Kugisaki.
Kugisaki:'in mood for some real evilness' Fine,if you want to convince me that you can pull girls, then pull this one stunt for me.
Itadori:And what is that?
Kugisaki:Flirt with Fushiguro and make him blush.
Itadori:The Fuck! Have you lost your mind? We are best friends. Why will I flirt with Fushiguro? No,never.
Kugisaki: Don't act like a saint now, Itadori. I have seen you ogling him and his ass. And now dont even come with the bullshit of all of those instances being Sukuna's. Because I have seen the way you look at that guy.
Itadori:Fine! I may have a tiny crush on Fushiguro. Are you satisfied now?
Kugisaki: No, as I said before, you need to flirt with him and make him blush.
Itadori:You are insane. There is no way I am doing all that.
Kugisaki:Well then it's a pity. Because that would just prove you can't pull anyone . Be it bitches or guys.
Itadori: I doubt that proves anything.
Kugisaki: Then it doesn't. End of topic. Why are you getting so affected over it?
Itadori:Who says I am?
Kugisaki:'smiles mischievously' Then just drop the topic or you do want to flirt with Fuhsiguro on the guise of taking my challenge. I mean if anything goes wrong, you can just put the blame on it and me. Is that right,Itadori?
Itadori: Huh. As if.
Kugisaki:Think about it twice,Itadori. You won't get a chance like this again.
Itadori: ' proceeds to think about it for ten minutes straight'
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Kugisaki: Wait- where are you going? Oh,Itadori you little shit!
Itadori:Fushiguro!
Megumi: Itadori , what are you doing here? It's not your turn yet for-
Itadori:I just wanted to see you.
Megumi:Okayyyy. Now,you have seen me ,so I think you can go if you don't have anything productive to say.
Itadori: Of course, I came here for something very important.
Megumi:And what is it?
Itadori: I wanted to see your rabbits too.
Megumi:My rabbits. Why all of a sudden?
Itadori:Why not? They are so cute!Just like you!
Megumi:'flustered at the other's sudden complement' God Itadori, you say the weirdest things at times.
Itadori: it's not weird. You are so cute! Your cheeks are all soft and squishy too. See..'goes to poke his cheek but someone grabs his hand before it can reach Megumi's cheek,'
Gojo:Yuuji kun I see you are quite excited to spar with me.
Itadori:'frozen in shock because he forgot this was a scheduled one on one on field training with Gojo sensei'
Gojo: Yuuji kun,since you are so excited, I will put on Megumi's training on hold for a while and tend to you. So,shall we start?
Itadori: G-Gojo sensei,Now?
Gojo; Yeah,now! Megumi can also learn a few things in the meantime.
Itadori:'in a small voice' Okayyy.....'takes his stance and attacks after taking a deep breath to calm his nerves'
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Ouch! Fuck ! I think my arm is broken.
Megumi: ' surprised after witnessing that scene' Y-you will be fine! Ieiri sensei will heal your arm. I don't think it's broken. Come on,Itadori you have taken worse hits than this.
Itadori: Right right. I should go now , Fushiguro.
Gojo; Get well soon! Yuuji kun. 'he says innocently as if he was not the one responsible for his this in the first place.'
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Kugisaki: So,how did it go?
Itadori: Gojo sensei is scary. He unfortunately witnessed my awkward flirting and threw me across the whole courtyard as a punishment to flirt with Fushiguro. No wonder,Fushiguro remains to him all the times.
Kugisaki:'laughs' Holy shit! I don't even want to imagine what an angry ,jealous sensei could do. You sure you didn't piss your pants.
Itadori: God don't even joke about it. Even Sukuna got scared. And to answer your question, yes a little. I will never make the mistake of flirting with Fushiguro again at least in the presence of Gojo Satoru.