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Sam Loomis has created a group chat.
Sam has added Tara Loomis, Chad Meeks-Martin, and Mindy Meeks-Martin to the chat.
Mindy Meeks-Martin: You are the last person I would expect to create a group chat
Sam Loomis: 🤨 Why?
Chad Meeks-Martin: Wait why did we not think of this sooner????
Tara Loomis: Bc we have been busy Chaddington
Mindy Meeks-Martin: NO NOT THAT NICKNAME PLEASE 💀
Chad Meeks-Martin: You literally are the one that gave it to me???????
Sam Loomis: YOU DIDN’T ANSWER MY QUESTION MIRANDA 😡
Mindy Meeks-Martin: RUH ROH SHE USED MY FULL NAME 😨
Chad Meeks-Martin: Damn Sam pulled out the full name 😆
Tara Loomis has changed the group chat name to Woodsboro Squad
Mindy Meeks-Martin: SAMMY PLEASE I MEANT NO OFFENSE JUST THAT YOU’RE THE LEAST LIKELY OF US ALL TO CREATE ONE
Chad Meeks-Martin: Say your prayers Mindy 😆
Tara Loomis: PLEASE DON’T HURT MY FRIEND SAMMY
Sam Loomis: Damn you stab a guy multiple times in self defense and now everyone thinks you want to commit violence
Mindy Meeks-Martin: You did that before that happened cause you like to fight people
Sam Loomis: NO I DID NOT 😤
Tara Loomis: Unfortunately she is Not wrong dearest sister
Chad Meeks-Martin: It is okay to fight people I like fighting people 🙂
Mindy Meeks-Martin: WOW I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CLASSY PARTY CHADWICK
Chad Meeks-Martin: DO NOT USE MY FULL NAME MIRANDA 🤺
Mindy Meeks-Martin: I will do WHAT I WANT anyways I think we need a better name than this T
Tara Carpenter: I AM AN ARTIST NOT A WRITER
Sam Loomis: I think our chat name is fine 🙂
Chad Meeks-Martin: It could be something like the Core Four that’s a cool name
Mindy Meeks-Martin: EW NO IT ISN’T
Tara Loomis: Yeah, it’s kinda cringe Chad
Sam Loomis: I kind of like it 🤔
Mindy Meeks-Martin: 💀
Tara Loomis: 🤨
Mindy Meeks-Martin has changed the group chat name Wam Bam Squad
Chad Meeks-Martin: WTF is that
Mindy Meeks-Martin: our true group name
Tara Loomis: Better than Core Four
Sam Loomis: Guys come on it’s not that BAD
Chad Meeks-Martin: I am being attacked
Mindy Meeks-Martin: :)))))))))
Chad Meeks-Martin has changed the group chat name to Core Four
Chad Meeks-Martin: >:/
Mindy Meeks-Martin: NO ONE LIKE THIS NAME DINGUS
Chad Meeks-Martin: SAM DOES
Sam Loomis: Well…..sort of
Tara Loomis: 💀
Mindy Meeks-Martin: 💀
Chad Meeks-Martin: Wow, OKAY
Chad Meeks-Martin has changed Mindy Meeks-Martin’s name to Randy Knock Off
Chad Meeks-Martin has changed Sam Loomis’ name to Daddy’s Girl
Chad Meeks-Martin has changed Tara Loomis' name to Little One
Chad Meeks-Martin has changed Chad Meeks-Martin’s name to Giga Chad
Randy Knock Off: WHAT THE FUCK CHAD
Little One: Chad how could you do this to me 🥺
Giga Chad: 😇
Daddy’s Girl: I like mine 🙂
Giga Chad: Ngl I thought you wouldn’t
Little One: Personally, I feel very offended towards this and would like to sue for harassment
Randy Knock Off: I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP CHADWICK
Giga Chad: COME @ ME
Daddy’s Girl: Wait I forgot to add one more person
Little One: Huh???????
Giga Chad: What
Randy Knock Off: 👀
Daddy’s Girl has added Billy Loomis to the chat
Billy Loomis: Sam what the hell is this
Randy Knock Off: WAIT WHAT SAMANTHA EXPLAIN
Giga Chad: Hi, Mr. Loomis
Little One: DAD HI 👀
Daddy’s Girl: A group chat :) I wanted you to be a part of it
Billy Loomis: ……….I don’t like it
Little One: Don’t be an old man now
Billy Loomis: >:(
Giga Chad: 🤭
Billy Loomis has left the chat
Daddy’s Girl: I don’t THINK SO
Daddy’s Girl has added Billy Loomis to the chat
Little One: 😆
Giga Chad: 😆
Randy Knock Off: You cannot escape us, Billiard.
Daddy’s Girl: :) I will just keep adding you back
Billy Loomis: ……….What is up with your names in here???????
Little One: Chad thinks he’s funny
Randy Knock Off: Ngl I might keep mine this for now
Giga Chad: Tare, wym, I AM FUNNY
Randy Knock Off: Keep telling yourself that bud
Billy Loomis: This seems like a nightmare
Daddy’s Girl: I wanted you to be included ❤️
Little One: WOW love you too dad
Giga Chad: Actually valid
Randy Knock Off: This is where the FUN BEGINS
Giga Chad: Okay Anakin Skywalker
Billy Loomis: At least I will be entertained
Randy Knock Off: You’re welcome 😉
Little One: Icb you’re coming to New York with us Dad
Billy Loomis: I mean….I can stay in California
Daddy’s Girl: PLEASE DON’T
Randy Knock Off: Damn, living up to your nickname Sam
Daddy’s Girl: i know where you live :)
Giga Chad: We need to come up with a nickname for you in here
Randy Knock Off: Billiard Loomis
Little One: 🤣
Giga Chad: Unhinged Dad
Billy Loomis: I think my name in here is just fine
Giga Chad: 😈
Randy Knock Off: 😈
Randy Knock Off has changed Billy Loomis’ name to Unhinged Dad
Little One: OH MY GOD
Daddy’s Girl: So true honestly
Unhinged Dad: 🤨
Daddy’s Girl: YOU KNOW IT IS TRUE
Little One: Dad, you used to fight parents on the opposite teams when Sam played soccer
Daddy’s Girl: You fought a ballet mom too
Unhinged Dad: Maybe they should have kept their mouths shut
Randy Knock Off: I remember my mom saying that you once fought a PTA mom….what did they do to piss you off, king?
Unhinged Dad: Probably said some comment about Tara
Giga Chad: I too would fight someone for Tara
Randy Knock Off: Same
Daddy’s Girl: Real
Giga Chad: Tara protection SQUAD
Randy Knock Off: We must protect the Tara
Little One: 🧍The Tara can protect herself
Daddy’s Girl: Shhh
Giga Chad has changed the group chat name to Tara Protection Squad
Little One: Wait a minute
Randy Knock Off: NOW THIS ONE I AGREE WITH DINGUS YOU’RE SO SMART
Giga Chad: 🫡
Unhinged Dad: Well you can’t be the Core Four with me in here
Daddy’s Girl: This group chat name gets the Sam Loomis stamp of approval
Giga Chad: RAD
Randy Knock Off: I think we’re going to have a great time in New York guys