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1. heaven on the half shell by lineslines

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   01 Dec 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Oyster eating
   • Food Kink
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Forced Orgasm
   • Oral Sex
   • Oral Fixation
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has Both Actually
   • He Won't Be Contained
   • Post-Scene: Rome 41 AD (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Before they were husbands
   • Second Sexual Encounter
   • You Know What They Say About Oysters
   • Content Warning: So Many Oysters
   • Also Honorary Mention of Aardvarks
   • And Ox Ribs
   • And Animal Lust
   • an oyster is never just an oyster
   • bon appetit you thirsty hungry gourmets
   • and what is love but hunger?

   Summary

   “Ohh,” Aziraphale hummed, suppressing a moan, “these oysters really are remarkable. If you do try one, Crowley, then do it here. Of course–” he considered, his head tilting back again, thrice now, and smacked his lips, “–nothing afterwards will compare. You’ll be ruined forever.”
   Oh, he had a feeling he was ruined forever in more ways than one.
   ---
   [This is a universe in which they've been fucking for millennia - but never outright, always under the veneer of false pretense. When Aziraphale encounters Crowley in Rome, the demon's remarks about the invigorating qualities of oysters provide a welcome excuse, indeed. You know what they say about oysters.]

   Series

   • Part 3 of False Pretenses

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