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Itto: I switched bodies with an Archon. I saw an Archon naked. I kissed an Archon.
Cyno: Menacingly Manifests Staff of the Scarlet Sands
Itto: Cyno wha- NONE OF THEM APPLY TO KUSANALI!
Tighnari: Wait, you didn’t switch bodies with Kusanali?
Itto: Oh? Do you want to guess which one’s the lie?
Kaveh: No offense Itto, but it’s hard see you as the romantic type.
Itto: Romantic? Who said anything about kissing them on the lips?
Alhaitham: Do the 2 truths come from a single experience?
Itto: No, they’re completely separate.
Dehya: I’m gonna go on a limb here and say you saw the Raiden Shogun naked.
Itto: Ding ding ding! That’s one for Dehya! Yeah, that whole experience is the reason why I make sure to knock before going into any room in someone’s abode, even if I know they’re alone.
Alhaitham: The one where you kissed an Archon is the lie.
Kaveh: Seconded.
Nilou: Thirded.
Itto: What!? Ok fine, yes, I never kissed an Archon in any way, shape, or form.
Alhaitham: Redundant.
Itto: But come on! I was expecting a bit more surprise from everyone, switching bodies with an Archon is an extremely exceptional circumstance.
Layla: Not as exceptional as you kissing someone.
Dehya and Kaveh: Oooh~