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1. Stupid Elia, Getting In The Way Of True Love and Jonhaegonhaerys! 🙄 by martinseptimswife

   Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

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   25 Apr 2025

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Lyanna Stark/Rhaegar Targaryen
   • Lyanna Stark & Rhaegar Targaryen
   • Baelor Hightower/Elia Martell
   • Maegor Targaryen (Son of Aerion)/Original Character(s)
   • Elia Martell/Rhaegar Targaryen
   • Aegon Targaryen (Son of Elia)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Aegon Targaryen (Son of Elia) & Rhaenys Targaryen (Daughter of Elia)
   • Baelor Hightower/Rhonda Rowan
   • Elia Martell & Oberyn Martell
   • Doran Martell & Elia Martell & Oberyn Martell
   • Jon Snow & Aegon Targaryen (Son of Elia) & Rhaenys Targaryen (Daughter of Elia)
   • Daella Targaryen (Daughter of Maekar I)/Original Character(s)
   • Daella Targaryen (Daughter of Maekar I)/Endrew Tarth
   • Maegor Targaryen (Son of Aerion) & Vaella Targaryen (Daughter of Daeron)
   • Arianne Martell/Aurane Waters
   • Tyene Sand/Aurane Waters
   • Myriah Martell/Daeron II Targaryen
   • Myriah Martell & Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen
   • Doran and Elia and Oberyn Martell's Mother/Maegor Targaryen (Son of Aerion)
   • Lyanna Stark
   • Original Lyanna Stark/Rhaegar Targaryen Child(ren)
   • Rhaegar Targaryen
   • Elia Martell
   • Aegon Targaryen (Son of Elia)
   • Rhaenys Targaryen (Daughter of Elia)
   • Stannis Baratheon
   • Shireen Baratheon
   • Brienne of Tarth
   • Jaime Lannister
   • Original Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth Child(ren)
   • Doran and Elia and Oberyn Martell's Mother
   • Doran and Elia and Oberyn Martell's Father
   • Maegor Targaryen (Son of Aerion)
   • Maegor I Targaryen
   • Myriah Martell
   • Daeron II Targaryen
   • Rhaegel Targaryen (Son of Daeron II)
   • Baelor "Breakspear" Targaryen
   • Aerys I Targaryen
   • Maekar I Targaryen
   • Dyanna Dayne
   • Crack
   • Alternate Universe - Crack
   • Satire
   • R Plus L Equals J | Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen are Jon Snow's Parents
   • Rhaegar Targaryen Bashing
   • Rhaegar Targaryen Being an Asshole
   • Elia Martell Lives
   • Lyanna Stark Bashing
   • Stillbirth
   • Miscarriage
   • Infant Death
   • Jealousy
   • Anger
   • Jon Snow is Not Called Aegon
   • Elia Martell Deserves Better
   • BAMF Elia Martell
   • Aegon Targaryen (Son of Elia) Lives
   • Rhaenys Targaryen (Daughter of Elia) Lives
   • Minor Elia Martell/Rhaegar Targaryen
   • Shireen Baratheon Deserves Better
   • Married Stannis Baratheon/Cersei Lannister
   • Past Cersei Lannister/Jaime Lannister
   • Married Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth
   • Elia Martell and Aegon Targaryen (Son of Elia) and Rhaenys Targaryen (Daughter of Elia) Live
   • BAMF Aegon Targaryen (Son of Elia)
   • BAMF Rhaenys Targaryen (Daughter of Elia)
   • Original Character(s)
   • Good Parent Oberyn Martell
   • Oberyn Martell Lives
   • Minor Oberyn Martell/Ellaria Sand
   • Dorne (A Song of Ice and Fire)
   • Dorne is Independent (A Song of Ice and Fire)

   Summary

   Crackfic on how most Rhaegar/Lyanna fics go, the evil Elia and her 'bastard' spawn MUST go! /s 🙄

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