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Hey there! Before we can start with these chapters, I'll be bringing you some information, so you can keep in track with what you can know!!

These chats or messages are old and written like months ago and will be edited with some changes.

There are some of my headcanons of some Cookies that'll be shown in the chapters. Some are canon, other are just silly headcanon.

!! IT MAY CONTAIN VIOLENCE, SUCH AS CUSSING, ADULT TOPICS, ETC SO IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE ENOUGH, YOU CAN SKIP !!

List of the cookies with their nicknames

Licorice = necromancer

Caramel Arrow = lesbian 1

Clotted Cream = soul jam lover

Prune Juice = cappy lover <3

Capsaicin = prunie lover <3

Kougin-Amman = lesbian 2 

Financier = lesbian 3

Mala Sauce = the W

Eclair = the proclaimed historian

Tea Knight = the actual historian

Princess = hollyberry's favorite

Raspberry = berry rizz

Knight = pain

Adventurer = jumanji liker

Dark Choco = neglected son

Strawberry Crepe = car lover (idk)

Latte = gossiping machine

Espresso = the intelligent

Crunchy Chip = wolf lover (owns 100 wolfs)

Wildberry = wolf takecarer

Red Velvet = dog lover (owns 50 dogs)

Beet = vegan teacher

Blackberry = WE LOVE YOU

Twizzly Gummy = shut up

Toothpaste = boomer (gets ratioed)

Golden Cheese = everyone's favorite

Rye = lesbian 4 (is with chili pepper)

Chili Pepper = lesbian 5 (is with rye)

Parfait = hatsune miku liker

Carol = Mariah Carey

Pumpkin Pie = pie :D

Admins are Strawberry Crepe, Chili Pepper and Rye. Some chats will have the teachers as the Admins.

As by December, I'll try to post daily of these chats. Some chats are actually happened on my experience in real life, my classmates are chaotic as fuck.

I'll try to add some new cookies, I can't add every cookie in this fic, since it'll be kind of impossible doing that.

!! THIS CHAT IS PURELY OF IMAGINATION, NONE IS REAL (UNLESS I SAID SO) !!

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School stuff

Strawberry Crepe added Parfait and 27 more

Strawberry Crepe has changed the group name to School stuff

Strawberry Crepe has given administration to Rye and Chili Pepper

Rye.

What the fuck is that?

Licorice.

oh, damn a fucking chat to have fun!!

Princess.

Oh! This must be the chat they're talking about.

Parfait.

Oh yeah- the chat of all. I guess?

Also, that's a lot of people. How did you add them?

Strawberry Crepe.

Duh! It's easy, I have my secrets!

Rye.

What secrets? I didn't tell you my number, goddamn!

Chili Pepper.

NEITHER I DID.

Carol.

All I want for Christmas is yooouuuu~

Rye.

Can someone change her name to Mariah Cookie? I think that sounds good.

Kumiho.

oh god she's defrosting

Latte.

SHES DEFROSTING!! FUCKING RUN EVERYONE SHES GOING TO SING THAT CHRISTMAS SONG

Parfait.

What..

Come on! It's not that bad, I think that song is very good!

Latte.

NO, IT'S UH

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT PLEASE DON'T

Raspberry.

for real because Princess is singing that music and Hollyberry joins her

i'm having the worst life ever all thanks to them

Princess.

hey Raspberry join me and grandma in singing that song

Carol.

Can I join? It sounds fun! I have my instrument in my hand.

Princess.

YES OH MY GOD I'LL DM U THE ADDRESS GRANDMA WILL COME AND FIND U

Raspberry.

OH MY GOD PRINCESS DON'T.

Pomegranate.

God. These kids.

Gingerbrave.

And who are you? Bitch.

Parfait.

damn don't say that bro

Chill down

Wizard.

Yeah, of course. What the hell did you say?

Gingerbrave.

Sorry, my hand slipped.

Chili Pepper.

naw you say well and wise words

she deserves it anyway

Licorice.

FOR REAL

Pomegranate.

Licorice.

Licorice.

What, you want me to defend you?

I think at this point you forgot something

I can't believe you got Alzheimer's

Dark Choco.

Licorice what do you mean by Alzheimer's

she's stupid

Licorice.

Oh

Dark Choco.

continue

Licorice.

Anyways

You stood by my side for a long time then betrayed me with someone I don't know and they just bullied me

Parfait.

Dang..

Also, I've heard that the teachers are joining in this chat?

Knight.

Wait what? Who?

Cause this is not allowed

Princess.

Grandma told me it's now allowed under a rule! Headmaster told her it would be good to monitor the chats as well to prevent any.. bad stuff?

Dark Choco.

oh no

He's coming

welcome to oblivion everyone

Licorice.

what the fuck what do you mean Dark Choco

Dark Choco.

i think you're stupid too

My dad is a teacher and he really doesn't like everyone else besides me and his favorite students

Licorice.

DARK CACAO?? WE HAVE THE WORST LUCK

Choco Werehound Brute.

why am I in this chat

im in this school??

Licorice.

STRAWBERRY CREPE IM GOING TO KILL YOU FUCKING ABSOLUTE DEMON

Parfait.

Watch your mouth, Licorice

I think they are in this chat

Licorice.

.

what

WHAT

DARK CHOCO

Dark Choco.

what?

Licorice.

DO YOU HAVE HIS NUMBER?

Dark Choco.

my dad's? he is here

@Dark Cacao

run every1

Licorice.

OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS YOU PINGED HIM

Latte.

what have you done Licorice

we're going to have chaos now

Poison Mushroom.

Yay! Chaos!

Pumpkin Pie.

yayyyyy!! Pompon will like this!!

Golden Cheese.

Heeeey! Guess who's here?!

It's ya me! Golden Cheese, the ministry of education!

Adventurer.

keep dreaming but hello

Teacher as well?

Vampire.

oh good a cookie. mmmm

Alchemist.

What the hell? Stop thinking about this. Come on I'll get you something you goddamn animal

And don't touch my chemistry stuff okay

Vampire.

yay!!!

Parfait.

Well at least Teacher Dark Cacao is not here

Oh wait-

Run.

Dark Cacao.

...

I may ask, who pinged me? I am trying to use my phone well.

Oh, greetings, First Student.

Caramel Arrow.

Hello! How was it?

and i think i know who pinged you

Affogato.

Dare to snitch and I won't hesitate to poison you

I'm waiting.

Licorice.

you're an absolute genius to threaten someone when Teacher Dark Cacao is here

Good luck staying in detention and with your family

Affogato.

Fuck not my Coffee family

Well at least Espresso will help me

Espresso.

For the last time.

I told you to not threaten someone with poisoning stuff. Now, I have to do my methods.

With that role of Top Student I can tell them. Privately.

Latte.

damn Affogato you fucked up so badly

I'm with Espresso and he's mad

I'm laughing

Golden Cheese.

Bring popcorn and head to the cafeteria! We're seeing two chaotic cookies doing the argument! Or more.

And it's not family-friendly 

Chili Pepper.

I'M IN

Kumiho.

BRING ME IN I'M GOING TO RECORD THIS AND POST IT ON TIKTOK

Rye.

What the hell is TikTok?

Golden Cheese Cookie just stays floating (with her wings) watching three cookies argue with each other, laughing. The argument lasted some minutes and however, during the argument, it came far.

Twizzly Gummy, Mala Sauce, and Toothpaste Cookie are arguing with each other; about how bad Twitter is.

"Bitch," Mala Sauce barked and crossed her arms. "This website is downright horrible. You know, those suspicious stuff! Teachers can't see these, fucking genius!" Mala Sauce is tempted to slap Twizzly Gum Cookie, but worse happens if she does that, anyway. She has a sane mind.

"YOU THINK THAT?! THERE'S SOMETHING GOOD!!" She screamed, hair started to get messy as each bolt of blue lightning struck more. Toothpaste Cookie grunts every time it touches him but doesn't mind at all (it hurts him as well, he had to back up a bit.) "LOOK!"

Twizzly Gummy Cookie showed her phone full of naughty tweets from other Cookies. Mala Sauce Cookie was surprised when she saw one of herself.

Chili Pepper Cookie, Kumiho Cookie, and Licorice Cookie came to the cafeteria to see the chaos but it ended with Mala Sauce's flabbergasted face. "Oh my fucking God, what the hell is this?"

"NOW, YOU SEE THIS!" Twizzly Gum barked, she felt very proud.

"I'm not going to have a day. Show these to the group and they'll kick your ass."

"Ahem," Golden Cheese jumped in. "To the detention, kids. Your parents are happy to bring the belts."

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School stuff

Chili Pepper.

DAMN BRO THE ARGUMENT IS SPICY AND WEIRD

WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY TALK ABOUT THAT APP.

MALA SAUCE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED

Kumiho.

I think my TikTok account is going to be banned.

Chili Pepper.

@Mala Sauce good luck with your family

@Twizzly Gummy also what the hell do you have in ur phone??

Eclair.

As a matter of fact, this argument is getting nonsense.

However, I think they're getting grounded with no phones for at least a week.

If you want updates, ping me.

Mala Sauce.

bitch that girl IS SO DISGUSTING

AND SHE LITERALLY POSTS... LIKE LEWD TEXT

SHE SHOWED ME ONE OF THE MOST SUSPICIOUS PICTURES OF TEACHER PURE VANILLA

AND UH TEACHER TOO I WON'T BE SAYING WHO

Answering to Eclair:

| However, I think they're getting grounded with no phones for at least a week.

we are 

Toothpaste.

You're lucky. I was told by the Teacher Golden Cheese you won't be in detention. But that girl is getting her ass clapped by her parents.

Be thankful.

Licorice.

Answering to Mala Sauce:

| AND UH HEAD TEACHER TOO I WON'T BE SAYING WHO

Damn I'm wondering who was that

Mala Sauce.

DM me and ill tell you who is it

Licorice.

aight bet

Parfait.

Damn what is going on?

We're having Math class now

Princess.

What? I thought it's History

Knight.

WAIT WHAT

@Parfait YOU WENT TO THE WRONG CLASS

cOME BACK

Latte.

Don't worry! The teacher is still not here

so run quickly

History teacher is so bad

Parfait.

Damn good I'm in class

Good thing it lasted well until last minute

Red Velvet.

HOW DID U GET TO DO SOMETHING THAT U DONT DO THESE TESTS?

HOW

Eclair.

yeah HOW

I'M LITERALLY SCROLL PERSON AND YOU GET

TO DO NOTHING???

Dark Choco.

damn i didn't know y'all forgot about History teacher

my dad is bringing the favorites and it's Caramel.. and Parfait

lucky ones smh

Latte.

Wait other topic

@Strawberry Crepe How did u end up getting a lot of numbers

come on answer me

Strawberry Crepe.

what

I asked them when they entered to the school

why

I have a idea

Rye.

Answering to Strawberry Crepe:

| I asked them when they entered to the school

You're capping

Strawberry Crepe has changed the group name to History teacher is so bad.

Licorice.

for real

favoritism at its finest

Dark Choco.

I'd suggest to change it back because I know my Dad is going to be mad

not my fault if it happened 

Adventurer.

hey there's Triple Cone Cup happening rn

its Parfaedia, Scovillia and Créme Knights

Cotton.

I'm on Créme Knights's side.

Rye.

fuck Créme Knights

Scovillia will win

Eclair.

I doubt Scovillia wins. You can do it, Parfaedia!

Tea Knight.

I agree.

Espresso.

Ah. The Triple Cone Cup. It may sound interesting for everyone, but that won't get me my pique of interest.

Fig.

i dont know what is it but i give you a good luck!! 'covillia can win the cup!!

Kumiho.

What

Triple Cone Cup is literally on around the Earthbread

And they're going to go downhill with that

GAME

PARFAEDIA IS GOING TO WIN

Chili Pepper.

Scovillians are going wild bruh

look

[ 📷 Video ]

Espresso.

Oh my God.

I'd prefer Créme Knights to win. Did they lose?

Latte.

I THOUGHT YOU'RE IN PARFAEDIAS SIDE

YOU TRAITOR

Espresso.

I do not rather barging in a group of Parfaedians who can make chaos, even with their magic. You're a exception, Latte.

Latte.

Nvm you're good Espresso

Beet.

so that's why they're stealing my vegetables

Blackberry.

They're in other side of Earthbread. What the hell are you saying?

Beet.

MY VEGETABLES ARE MISSING

HOW DO I KNOW WHO STOLE THESE?

Licorice.

@Dark Choco COME TO MY ROOM 

please 👉👈

Mala Sauce.

What the hell Licorice

Leave him alone bruh

I know he's emo but give him space 💀

Licorice.

Well at least I tried

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rawr

Strawberry Crepe added Financier, Clotted Cream and 2 more

Mala Sauce.

YOO new students

so cool

Toothpaste.

Real

Chili Pepper.

guys i have a idea but you might hate me but

let's do this Rye

Rye.

LET'S FUCKING GOOO

I'VE BEEN THINKIN FOR THIS

Rye changed the nickname from Dark Choco to neglected son

Chili Pepper changed the nickname from Affogato to the one who fucks up

Chili Pepper changed the nickname from Caramel Arrow to lesbian 1

Chili Pepper changed the nickname from Mala Sauce to the W

Rye changed the nickname from Eclair to the proclaimed historian

Chili Pepper changed the nickname from Kumiho to Charli D' Amelio

Rye has changed the nickname from Espresso to the intelligent

Rye has changed the nickname from Red Velvet to dog lover (owns 50 dogs)

Chili Pepper has changed the nickname from Princess to hollyberry's favorite

Chili Pepper has changed the nickname from Raspberry to berry rizz

Rye has changed the nickname from Beet to vegan teacher

Rye has changed the nickname from Strawberry Crepe to car lover (idk)

Rye has changed the nickname from Adventurer to jumanji liker

Rye has changed the nickname from Tea Knight to the actual historian

Chili Pepper has changed the nickname from Cotton to sheep keeper

Chili Pepper had changed the nickname from Licorice to necromancer

berry rizz.

What the hell

MY NICKNAME.

Rye.

L

the W.

I actually like the Eclair's nickname lmfao

It's so accurate that he ends getting good notes only on history

the proclaimed historian.

Hey.

At least I have very good grades on history unlike you, Mala Sauce!

Actually

Do you know what happened in the Republic part?

the W.

yeah they got murdered in a guillotine

anything else

jumanji liker.

when rye changed my nickname to this

I actually say nothing

i like jumanji

Rye.

@Chili Pepper see im not wrong

Chili Pepper.

Keep Yourself Safe!

Latte.

imagine if the teachers saw that LMFAO

Chili Pepper.

dude don't fucking say that bc it will happen eventually

also

Chili Pepper has changed nickname from Latte to gossiping machine

gossiping machine.

you're not wrong

Rye.

Anyone else? This is not all but yeah.

Oh yeah these newbies

Hello

Financier.

Hello, is this the chat I am looking for?

Rye.

I assume that you're looking for the right chat then!

necromancer.

WELCOME TO THE OBLIVION

where everyone you're going to meet are NOT OKAY

hollyberry's favorite.

hey shut up

we are glad to meet you financier and more??

lesbian 1.

Welcome to the chatroom, Financier- and more I assume?

Clotted Cream.

Of course. Call me Clotted Cream or Clotted, I do not mind.

Twizzly Gummy has changed nickname from Clotted Cream to clotted sperm

the W.

WTF

TWIZZLY???

Financier.

I am out for words.

necromancer.

i'm not even wrong when i said everyone in this chat are not okay

yalls bitching with twizzly when y'all do have suspicious secrets 😭😭

the W.

Dude

Twizzly Gummy is like ten times worse compared to myself and others wtf

@Chili Pepper a help of yours is appreciated plz

Chili Pepper.

ok

give me ideas for this mans

Crunchy Chip.

clotted cream is such a liar so he should be named as financiers bitch

Chili Pepper.

Wildberry.

Crunchy Chip. I thought we had talked about this.

Crunchy Chip.

oh shit

um

i mean he should be named as republics favorite

Financier.

as he should

Chili Pepper has changed the nickname from clotted sperm to soul jam lover

Crunchy Chip.

she isn't wrong

Wildberry.

CRUNCHY CHIP

Crunchy Chip.

i mean that's kind of disrespectful for the consul idk

Chili Pepper has changed the nickname from Crunchy Chip to wolf lover (owns 100 wolfs)

Chili Pepper has changed the nickname from Wildberry to wolf takecarer

wolf lover (owns 100 wolfs).

ok that's what i'm talking about it boys

wolf takecarer.

i'm going to kill hollyberry

wolf lover (owns 100 wolfs).

you can't

L

+ratio

❤️ 12

Toothpaste.

damn

dog lover (owns 50 dogs).

wolf lover i see

let's see who's the best lover

neglected son.

guys

necromancer.

YES

neglected son.

tomorrow we are getting three visits from three different schools

whatever institutions are called

dad expected us to be very formal

Charli D' Amelio.

new friends let's gooo

fuck Teacher Dark Cacao

we gon have fun

gossiping machine.

NEW GOSSIP LETS GOOO

Rye.

YOO LET'S GOO MORE FUN CAN'T WAIT

neglected son.

Kumiho i'm not done with

as i was saying

the schools are not alone since

their champions are also joining

necromancer.

who are the champions ??

neglected son.

Licorice have you heard of the Triple Cone Cup

??

please don't be one who got Alzheimer's

hollyberry's favorite.

let's go new friends to invite wohoo

Knight.

i will be sure to make you NOT invite them ok

car lover (idk).

Hey guys, tomorrow right when I meet them I add them! Toodles!

also wtf is my nickname

neglected son.

but they aren't in our school

they're from different institutes

doubt they accept

the proclaimed historian.

Answering to neglected son:

| their champions are also joining

Oh I've heard about one of them

I mean it's been too long since I've met him!

gossiping machine.

TELL US

Knight.

oh god no

the proclaimed historian.

One of the champions is Prune Juice, from Parfaedia Institute, he is a good friend of mine, he is introverted and denies everything so easily..

Just like Alchemist or whatever, he does potions! Currently, he is the Potion Maker Cookie!

the W.

RIGHT

AND THE OTHER IS CAPSAICIN

Literally one of my favorites in Scovillia Institute

he's veeerry powerful even i can feel the fucking fire from far away

Financier.

And the last one, I do know her. Her name is Kouign-Amann from Créme Knights.

Clotted Cream and I know her personally; hence she's the reason to be a Champion.

Vampire.

Answering to proclaimed historian:

| Just like Alchemist or whatever, he does potions! Currently, he is the Potion Maker Cookie!

Alchemist 2.0 

i will replace her sorry Alchemist

Alchemist.

FUCK YOU VAMPIRE

Golden Cheese.

Now, now kids

It's time for rest

Cause we are going to wake up at 6 am to prepare your asses up!

the W.

Did they just actually say asses

Twizzly Gummy.

You also said ASS

Rye has changed the nickname from Twizzly Gummy to shut up

shut up.

HEY

the one who fucks up.

i have a feeling that Teacher Dark Cacao is going to kill us

lesbian 1.

according to what we did

he is indeed

Chili Pepper.

oh yeah

Chili Pepper has changed the group name to rawr

Charli D' Amelio.

rawr >w<

shut up.

omw to prep my stuff to traumatize them

Chili Pepper has muted shut up for 24 hours

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gossiping machine.

hi chat

anyone's alive

plz

the intelligent.

Get sleep.

It is fucking 5 a.m.

gossiping machine.

Stfu Espresso I can't wait to meet the good ol gossip

the actual historian.

Believe me, Latte.

You won't like these Parfaedians even if you're a Parfaedian in a different school.

the proclaimed historian.

Hey, these Parfaedians are fine for me, usually they don't gossip a lot. I don't know about Crème Knights or the Scovillia

gossiping machine.

@the W @Financier do they gossip

the W.

scovillians always gossip with LOUD AF voice

like you could hear a gossip from scovillians 1 km away

it's so easy

soul jam lover.

Financier is sleeping currently, but I am here to talk about these Paladins.

no they don't

Parfait.

Dang why are yall awake it's like 5 am

Toothpaste.

real

like get a life

the actual historian.

You also get your fucking own universe because you're literally in the wrong one.
❤️ 5

necromancer.

DAMNNNNN

PRUNE

Prune Juice

TALK PLZ

Capsaicin Cookie opened the doors of his quarters, meeting a sleepy Prune Juice Cookie; there were dark circles under his sharp teal eyes. "So," Capsaicin smiled as he let his boyfriend enter the room. "Very sleepy I assume, Prune Juice Cookie?"

The what?

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Time goes by. Prune Juice Cookie is done taking care of these siblings of Capsaicin Cookie, they were absolute demons for him to watch out for meanwhile his boyfriend was dressing in his usual fiery outfit - so Prune Juice Cookie was dressed in his Parfaedian robes and his inky hat. Kouign-Amann Cookie was struggling with her dress as she asked the duo to help her accommodate the dress for the meeting. May they have taken long minutes, but they finally finished preparing everything; for Prune Juice Cookie got his potions prepared just in case of incidents and his ingredients- only if their potions ran out. Capsaicin Cookie has prepared his fiery smile for his boyfriend and his greatest friend, Kouign-Amann. The Scovillian has endured himself to be brave against the enemies that may come. Lastly, the Paladin has finished cleaning and sharpening the sword- and it was shining like the Divine!

Their schools seemed to be ready when they exited from their rented quarters (Prune Juice Cookie had to go to his quarter in the morning to prepare the potions)- and met together alongside Capsaicin Cookie and Kouign-Amann Cookie. The small students are very excited to meet and unite with others. Most students- Parfaedians, Scovillians, and Creme Knights- are located in the Parfaedia Institute's campus.

"Ah, right, the meeting," Prune Juice Cookie started, exasperating. He looked as the students talked to each other, some stayed alone and others sat; they were relaxed. He saw Kouign-Amann Cookie and Capsaicin Cookie run after him. "Alright, you guys seem to be..."

"PRUNE JUICE COOKIE!" Kouign-Amann Cookie and Capsaicin Cookie yelled in unison and hugged him as if it was a millionth time.

The Paladin Champion giggled. "We should go, the Preceptor has announced recently the departure that will go in minutes," she quickly grabbed Prune Juice Cookie and Capsaicin Cookie's hands. "Let's go before it is too late!"

Of course, Kouign-Amann Cookie grabbed them and then rushed onto the halls, though the grasp was a bit too hard which caused a small wince from Prune Juice Cookie. Kouign-Amann turned her head meanwhile running, all she could see was the potion maker holding his hat to not lose it and the spicy overlord smiling at her as if he didn't mind it.

It took all three of them to head back to the main campus, where everyone else was located. There were a lot of Cookies here, and that was Capsaicin Cookie's only fear of losing his boyfriend and Kouign-Amann in the middle of people, he doesn't want to lose them in the middle of nothing.

"Schools," one of the three school holders, Créme Knights Preceptor, announces; "We are gathering here as a union to join ourselves to a new private institute not too far away. I, the Preceptor, and the Headmaster have agreed on the Director of the institute of the union." They exclaimed, looking at the groups of students in different institute uniforms.

The Preceptor continued. "We thought that it could bring us the way we unite as one, as we can make peace," She smiled, and suddenly took a glance at Prune Juice Cookie; then she focused on everyone else. "Today is the day we take it as a test!"

And everyone else cheered.

Lastly, the Headmaster goes to finish their speech. "And OF COURSE! We decided to bring our Champions from the Triple Cone Cup tournament," They chuckled. "They're like you, like a STUDENT!"

"So, we want YOU GUYS to BEHAVE VERY WELL... with other students of the private institute!"

They also cheered.

"Why did the Preceptor have to stare at me like that?" Prune Juice Cookie groaned. He didn't like the feeling of being stared at, as if the eyes from nowhere just stared at him, thinking that he was the problem with everything. It felt unfair.

Capsaicin Cookie laughed, giving him a small slap on Prune Juice Cookie's back. "Don't worry! It is nothing bad from the Preceptor, you know her so well about your whereabouts!"

"Yeah," Kouign-Amann continued, joining Capsaicin Cookie, this time she gave him a half hug. "If anything does something bad to you, they get to handle it with me!"

Prune Juice Cookie never felt so lucky with his friends. They're always here for him.

"Fine, fine. We are going right now, the buses are here and will be leaving soon. Come on, don't you guys want to meet the newer Cookies?"

"Of course! I want to meet some Cookies that Financier Cookie has been talking about!"

"WHY YEAHH!! Mala Sauce got some good ol' friends for me to talk with!"

Meanwhile, in the huge school assembly, they prepare for the visit, Strawberry Crepe Cookie goes first; they seemed to be prepared with their Wafflebot arms, then turned behind as they knew Alchemist Cookie and Vampire Cookie were coming for the tiny one.

"Come on guys, what the hell were you doing?" Strawberry Crepe started, now staring at Alchemist Cookie just carrying Vampire Cookie as if he was the dead body. "Did Mala Sauce Cookie manage to wake him up?" They asked.

Alchemist Cookie groaned. "She did manage to wake him up," She stared at her brother, now wishing him a bunch of slaps. "But this goddamn loser keeps sleeping!" Alchemist Cookie exclaimed, now abruptly dropping Vampire Cookie.

He didn't budge.

"Well..." Strawberry Crepe Cookie thought for a second about this situation, putting their hand on their chin. "There's nothing I can do about it~ Pffft, bahaha!"

"He's such a heavy sleeper," the new voice appears not from afar. "I see. Such a move of insanity coming from a student who does nothing and repeats his year." The voice revealed to be Espresso Cookie as he walked in with Latte Cookie following him, giggling.

"Of course, it has to be him who sleeps every class!" Latte Cookie joined him. "Don't you like seeing the face of Teacher Hollyberry when she found out about this?"

Ah yes, Hollyberry Cookie was mad when she found out Vampire Cookie was sleeping on his table during Geography class. That sounded crazy for everyone else, yet it was normal for Vampire Cookie.

Strawberry Crepe Cookie remembered that.

"Oh, yeah! That was funny, though everyone knows that we shouldn't sleep in class because we'll be getting a detention for that! How did he survive that? I needed his plan! Blueprints! Everything, everything, and everything!"

Alchemist Cookie sighed. "There's nothing I can do," She adjusted her glasses. "Even I couldn't help him with this whole dumb semester!"

Espresso Cookie shrugged. "It has to be done, Alchemist Cookie. Let him continue on his slumber, he'll pay what he'll about to get later."

"But," Strawberry Crepe Cookie jumped in. "Doesn't he teleport away from the detention room?"

"Even if he teleports, he cannot escape detention, and the report card."

Everyone else continued talking. As time went by, the group accumulated time— Caramel Arrow Cookie, Financier Cookie and her accompany, Clotted Cream Cookie, Mala Sauce Cookie, and even more. Far away there were other groups from different years, some could recognize them, like Madeleine Cookie or Strawberry Cookie (Gingerbrave knows her personally, and he tells the group about her).

Once the groups were prepared, each teacher went to their desired group. Dark Cacao Cookie goes to the main group, and the others to their different groups to supervise them.

Lastly, there are three Head Teachers— who are the legendaries. Moonlight Cookie, Sea Fairy Cookie, and Frost Queen Cookie will be supervising the unison event between four schools.

"Greetings everyone," Frost Queen Cookie began announcing. "We have gathered here to welcome our visitors to this school."

Sea Fairy Cookie continued, now focusing on everyone else; the legendaries were in front of the groups. "As you've heard before, we are receiving visits from three institutions. They're the popular institutions from the event Triple Cone Cup."

"We have agreed to stay united as one for you guys to enjoy what they do. We also decided on agreement, that three institutions will be staying here for one week."

"What? What does it mean?" Strawberry Crepe Cookie mumbled to Rye Cookie beside them, as they tilted their head, confused. "Sounds like a stupid idea."

The latter shrugged. "I mean, I can agree with ya'. One week? Insane, I don't think this school can handle this big amount of groups," She fake coughed, staring at Twizzly Gummy Cookie afar. "Especially on her." 

The pink short-haired Cookie followed the stare. "I mean... you're right."

And the speeches continued, as the groups, especially the main one, seemed to be in disagreement. However, what they know it is a step they can't take back. 

The district waited for the three institutions to come up, it took them twenty minutes for them to come in.

It wasn't what the main group expected. There were small groups of the Cookies from different institutions— such as Parfaedia, of which there were roughly 46 attending Cookies— and the others were just a small amount. Well, that was alright for them, they guessed.

But, the champions have joined along. Prune Juice Cookie just being in front of the Parfaedia students, Kouign-Amann Cookie with Créme Knights paladins in training, and lastly Capsaicin Cookie with the Scovillian students. They all waved.

Latte Cookie squealed, her voice making high-pitched. "Oh my good! It's Prune Juice Cookie! I've missed him so, so, much!"

Eclair Cookie just stared at her, confused. "You know him? I've known him since.. we were children."

"Eclair, I've known him since he was inserted into the Parfaedia Institute, probably when he was a child! I am so happy to see him again! He has grown too much!~"

"HEY," Mala Sauce Cookie walked in, her face being annoyed. "Why are ya' yappin' about Prune Juice Cookie, hm?! WHY DON'T YA' TALK ABOUT THE SPICY OVERLOD, EH?!" She exclaimed, kind of kicking Eclair with her elbow.

"Be quiet Mala Sauce Cookie," Latte Cookie shushed her. "Teacher Dark Cacao Cookie might hear us..!"

Frost Queen Cookie speaks again. "We welcome Parfaedia, Crème Knights, and Scovillia institutes to our institute, alongside their champions from Triple Cone Cup." She looked at the new group of the different schools, now smiling. "Welcome to the institute, Parfaedia Principal, Créme Knights Preceptor, and Scovillia Headmaster."

It was the last moment for Moonlight Cookie to speak up. "The students from three institutes will have to share the dorms with you, everyone else has to pick otherwise it'll be randomized. Everyone from three institutions can pick the dorms from this school to stay on until tomorrow."

Licorice Cookie gasped, then went to fall apart, curling himself. "OH NO, OH NO," He began to fake cry, making it dramatic. "What if they find out of my secrets?! My ritual! What if a Créme Knights student-whatever-it-is finds out I was doing it? They believe in the Divine, blah!"

Chili Pepper Cookie crossed her arms as usual, closing her eyes. "Meh! I don't care what they're going to say, you can hide yo' stuff, that's easy peasy!"

"Don't listen to her," Raspberry Cookie walked in, sighing. "She is more than stupid, as I know from Rye Cookie. Deep breathes." She kneels and places her hand on Licorice Cookie's shoulders, reassuring the mage.

"Thanks..."

To continue, the students have gathered together to head back to their main dorms, as the ancients are still on watch. Meanwhile, the other students who aren't in this institute are looking for students to stay in the dorms, especially for the main group. Kouign-Amann Cookie was the first to ask Caramel Arrow Cookie to share and stay in her dorm for one week, which she accepted.

And it continues with other students, but here's the problem: Prune Juice Cookie and Capsaicin Cookie will be staying separated for a while. Being separated for a while wasn't planned for both of them, so they had to think fast.

"Maybe Mala Sauce Cookie can let us both in her dorm?" The spicy overlord suggested, scratching his head.

"I doubt I can sleep with her loud snores," the potion maker rejected. "I don't know. Even if we asked Latte Cookie and Espresso Cookie, they'd reject."

"Why?"

"It'll be us four. Latte Cookie and Espresso Cookie were staying together in their dorms, according to her." He sighed. "We need to think carefully."

"Maybe we can ask the Head Teachers so we can get our dorms!" He exclaimed, feeling proud.

"The dorms are full, Capsaicin Cookie. Hence we have to share."

"Oh."

"Perhaps we can ask Eclair Cookie to stay with him, I'm sure he shouldn't mind."

"You know him? Is he aware of me, Prune Juice Cookie?"

"Worry not, I'll talk with him about our preferences if it is what you want."

Capsaicin Cookie smiled and hugged him. Prune Juice Cookie didn't mind the hugs, yet didn't know how to respond to his boyfriend's affection, leaving himself with his face full of blush.

Prune Juice Cookie, alongside Capsaicin Cookie, went to find Eclair Cookie's dorm (he had to ask other Cookies where was Eclair's dorm to get a guide) and asked the scroll maker to share the dorms with him and the spicy overlord. At first Eclair Cookie was confused due to Capsaicin, but he agreed after Prune Juice Cookie explained this situation.

It went to normal. At least, that's what they thought. 

Chapter Text

rawr

Chili Pepper.

well that's just interesting

I don't care anyway

Rye.

you will care about that soon

watch as you receive 50 requests from those students to stay in your dorm

Chili Pepper.

DUDE

I ALREADY HAVE MY ROOMMATE AND ITS YOU

STUPID

Rye.

exactly Chili Pepper

you'd never replace me with these IMBECILES

plus it's ANNOYING

Parfait.

I mean, I have no one but me in my dorm

So it would be very loving to have my roommate!

the W.

CAN YOU GUYS IMAGINE THE CHAMPIONS IN YOUR DORMS?

the feeling we get oh my god

berry rizz.

I don't think that would be a great idea, for me.

Especially for Licorice

Have you guys seen him crying in a corner? He is insane.

hollyberry's favorite.

Poor him… what was he thinking?

Is it something bad?

berry rizz.

Princess, i don't know

But we should leave him alone, though. I'm pretty sure he will be fine.

Knight.

ill make sure no one gets invited to Princess’ dorms

No one gets to talk to the Princess UNLESS it's requested from her

hollyberry's favorite.

Oh shut up, Knight!

Everyone else is invited to talk with me~

You too Knight

Knight.

What

Princess, i don't think that's such a good idea oh my god

Chili Pepper.

we have a party popper

boo

Chili Pepper has changed nickname from Knight to pain

pain.

guys what was THAT

PLEASE GUYS I'M NOT THAT ANNOYING

Chili Pepper.

geez you've been annoying for 2 years probably

one day i saw you yapping around with that one dragon tail you found

like Knight cmon

pain.

Hey that tail is very valuable so I can keep it every day

I'll make sure I do not lose it!

Chili Pepper.

pfft yeah

@Rye go to his dorm

Rye.

The plan is on execution!

Rye is offline

pain.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO ME

@hollyberry's favorite Watch out madame Princess

berry rizz.

Calm down. She won't be going now, I stopped her.

Chili Pepper.

WHAT

RYE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD MANAGE TO GO ACROSS HER

Rye is online

Rye.

Sorry she made an interesting deal

Chili Pepper.

is my deal with you THAT bad??

Chili Pepper sent an audio.

⁰⁰:²⁰

“Rye Cookie, I'm going to find you, and when I find you I'm going to make you eat the lunch they've been doing! GO BACK!”

Rye.

That food stinks

I rate it 0.5 very terrible and deserves to be on the Oven

Find me, Chili Pepper

I bet you couldn't

Chili Pepper is offline

Rye.

FUCK

Rye is offline

the W.

@car lover (idk) Did you get Capsaicin's numbers

car lover (idk).

OH

Ehmm

I actually forgot to ask him and two more

the W.

good

keep like that

because i saw you talking with Custard III

car lover (idk). 

who is this kid

idk him

the W.

The other group that Custard III was in would love it if I shared the information about you and him

car lover (idk)

MALA SAUCE

YOU HEARD THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION??

the W.

not entirely

Might want you to guess

If you guess I'll give you Capsaicin's numbers

the proclaimed historian.

I wouldn't suggest saying that, Mala Sauce.

You know so well how he would react if he got added to this group.

You also would know so well how Twizzly Gummy would react. How did she get the power of nicknaming us?

the W.

that's because everyone else got the permission to nickname everyone else

are you blind Eclair

the proclaimed historian.

Oh

Well then

On point though

I still don't suggest adding Capsaicin, I've heard that he might get enraged.

the W.

You're insane

No way he would be enraged over being added to the group

the proclaimed historian.

Fine

If he really wanted to be added here

Wait until he asks you, Mala Sauce

car lover (idk).

Then I'll hack his Twitter account

And actually get his number

the W.

Answering to car lover (idk)

| Then I'll hack his Twitter account

He doesn't have it

Smartass

Financier.

Lady Kouign-Amann wants to be in this group. Do you guys want me to add her?

She is insisting that I add her. We're alone, just myself and her.

Sir Clotted Cream was busy in class.

the proclaimed historian.

Oh well then!

I'll head out.

the proclaimed historian is offline

Financier.

Did I say something wrong?

lesbian 1.

No, no, you didn't.

Something is off about Eclair, but you can add Kouign-Amann!

Financier.

Alright. Thank you very much, Caramel Arrow.

Financier has added Kouign-Amann to the group.

Kouign-Amann.

Hey guys!

How are you guys faring?

Financier.

Don't start, Kouign-Amann.

Kouign-Amann.

Whaaat? D:

I just said hello and all, right? Is that how I welcome everyone?

wolf lover (owns 100 wolfs).

heyy welcome to the group

i request not talking with @wolf takecarer @the one who fucks up

wolf takecarer.

What did I do, Crunchy Chip?

Stop being like that. I thought we agreed on our diet, yet you are being this problematic.

wolf lover (owns 100 wolfs).

be quiet Wildberry

i don't want to eat these jellies

as the commander and general for the cream wolves i must endure myself for my family!!

lesbian 1.

Crunchy Chip, first of all, good.

Secondly, just listen to Wildberry. You're starving as well.

Kouign-Amann.

Well.. that's interesting

Where is Prune Juice and Capsaicin?

the W.

Oh yeah about that Kouign-Amann

Uh

I think Eclair is kinda right

Expect for the part where he would react

You see Twizzly Gummy?

Kouign-Amann.

Yeah, I see. What's about her?

the W.

She is not typing currently because Chili Pepper has muted her, everything would be in chaos if she wasn't muted

Charli D’ Amelio.

Uwa! I'd love to mute her permanently if this chatting system is fair

Oh, I didn't notice

Greetings Kouign-Amannnnnn

I've seen on you on TikTok

Kouign-Amann.

Ah uh thanks

Sorry, what's your name? So I can add you to the contacts!

Charli D’ Amelio.

I'm Kumiho and @the W is Mala Sauce

We got everything mixed up due of Rye and Chili Pepper naming us but them

Kouign-Amann.

It's alright! I think I can add Prune Juice and Capsaicin by now.

the W.

wait what

You have

Nevermind I forgot

gossiping machine.

This is actually history

For first time Strawberry Crepe hasn't found the numbers for the three

We are so living

car lover (idk).

SHUT UP LATTE

I didn't expect this to get so crowded, okay?!

I'm too small to just see and find them!

gossiping machine.

Haha

Tiny

car lover (idk).

IM GOING TO KILL YOU

3 idiots

potion lover.

Eclair told me that you're in the group @YAY!!!

Why?

YAY!!!.

I really wanted to talk with everyone!

I want to add you both guys in, do you want to come and join the group?

potion lover.

We are yet to be assigned, Kouign-Amann

YAY!!!.

What? Wait what

We have to be assigned to the classes? I thought the Preceptor told me we're going to have a field trip!

potion lover.

Huh. The Professor notified me about going to have classes, then the event.

She hasn't specified which event.

cappie.

But :(

but the Headmaster told me that we are going to have a spicy day :(

usually we go to outside and have fun in Scovillia

now everything is ruined :(

potion lover.

Well this is certainly going to be fun

YAY!!!.

Don't worry! I'll ask one of the teachers in this institute, pretty sure they'll resolve it.

Institute Teacher Room

Moonlight has added Preceptor, Professor and 1 more

Moonlight.

This is our aera to discuss.

We've kept it private and away from the students.

Golden Cheese.

Warm welcomes to the three! Glad we are meeting each other, this is going to be fun!

Professor.

Ah, thanks guys for inviting us. We are appreciated by you guys for being considerate and honest with our studies.

Sea Fairy.

No problem. For now, the event will remain in our hands. We have security checked up just in case of the incidents.

Here, you'll meet the teachers- Dark Cacao, Pure Vanilla, Hollyberry and Golden Cheese. We do have one more teacher but she is having issues currently and we do respect her.

We can change our schedule if you three wanted to teach the students for one to two days prior before leading them to the event to make sure they enjoy your teaching.

Headmaster.

NO PROBLEM! They'll enjoy the SPICE!

Preceptor.

Your wish is granted. I'll make sure they'll endure the training, if the institute had allowed the Physicial Education lessons.

Frost Queen.

That class is discontinued, but I'll announce that it'll be open for you, at least for one or two days.

The rest can have classes normally. Tomorrow, the classes will start at 9:00 a.m and end at 3:15 p.m.

Professor.

Huh. That is interesting. I usually have my schedule set from 8:00 am to 1:00pm.

Frost Queen.

Of course. It is different due to the clubs we offered. Battling club, Magic club, Literature Club and lastly, the Chess Club.

Dark Cacao.

Greetings. One student is asking what they should do tomorrow and in one week. It seems like they said that you got your plans mixed up.

Moonlight.

Tell them.

Dark Cacao.

Alright.

Dark Cacao is offline

Pure Vanilla.

I request help. I'm running out of bandages and magic and there are around ten students who are hurt.

Sea Fairy.

Ten?!

That is strange. Usually we don't receive a lot of injuries in one day.

Pure Vanilla.

I know right, but I need your help! Some of my students are helping me with their little magic, but we need more bandages!

Professor.

I'll handle.

Professor is offline

Pure Vanilla is offline

Frost Queen.

How peculiar.

Preceptor.

Of course, she is peculiar. After all, she is the director of the Parfaedia school. Learn all ways of magic, even healing. It is astounding.

Golden Cheese.

Everyone! I request a detention for the student named Vampire Cookie, class A5, for sleeping in the ground for the fifth time. He did not wake up after I called him.

Moonlight.

Granted.

Golden Cheese.

Great! His family is about to love this!

Golden Cheese is offline.

Moonlight.

That concludes. Do not hesitate to ask us the questions here, and I don't want anyone leaking this chat to the public.

Headmaster.

GOT IT! You have me!

Preceptor.

Excellent.

Class A2

jam.

Uhm.. guys.. did any of you guys find Custard III?

I couldn't find him.. I have something to give him

The Rock.

HA HA! I think I saw him talking with another one, their hair is pink!

That's what I could say, sorry!

jam.

Thanks…

Bard.

Huh-uh

The assembly is pretty alright

Frost Queen 2.0.

It's alright..! I know..!

I don't think I can manage talking with more than five people..

Bard.

It's okay! You have me, and our luck clover we found!

Frost Queen 2.0

Thanks Clover..!

The Instrument God.

Cocoa..

Do you think this is going to be alright?

caffeine drug lover.

Yes..! It's going to be alright, don't worry…!

We won't be separated, I'm sure

Class A5 won't find out we are together, Mint Choco

stop playing drums.

It's okay guys, nothing is going to be really bad~

My drums can really tell, why don't we party at my dorm?

Tropical Soda Islands lover.

Oh, yeah! Sure! Right now?

stop playing drums.

Yeah, make sure you bring your instruments!

jam.

Guys..!

The Instrument God.

Answering to stop playing drums:

| My drums can really tell, why don't we party at my dorm?

Sure, I'll bring my love!

caffeine drug lover.

Pfft, you don't have to, Mint Chocooo

I love the idea but it's going to be night, it's going to disturb other people..!

Bard.

Don't worry. I'll join in, and tell you how we play the instruments at night! I'll see you soon!

Bard is offline

stop playing drums is offline

The Instrument God is offline

Tropical Soda Islands lover is offline

caffeine drug lover is offline

jam.

Guys.. the teachers are here..

They're going to be doomed..!

rawr

Rye.

What the hell are they doing in middle of night

car lover (idk).

Dude I would ask the same

I want to investigate but I'm getting to sleepy

This stuff is loud

Can someone jump in and tell them to shut up

Chili Pepper.

on my way

Chili Pepper is offline.

Kouign-Amann.

This is too loud.. they really do this kind of stuff as usual?

Alchemist.

Sometimes they do

Sometimes they don't

Too annoying

I'm surprised that the Teachers aren't looking forward to this issue

Vampire.

maaainly because this is actually not their homes?

they're teachers. it's a job. not a living thiiiiiing

Alchemist.

Type it up correctly you dumbfuck

But yeah you have the point

Rye.

I really feel bad for Caramel Arrow

Kouign-Amann.

Huh? What happened to her?

Is she alright?

Rye.

Oh yes yes she's alright

It's just her dorm is near to the loud one

And I betcha she is suffering the ear bleeding party

lesbian 1.

I want to change the dorms now.

Crunchy Chip is with me right now, we are just not sleeping today.

Oh wait, it quieted down.

Hold on.

Oh my God.

Rye.

What happened?

gossiping machine.

Speak up, Caramel Arrow!

lesbian 1.

I've heard some voices. It was Chili Pepper screaming, then there were some shocking stuff they said.

Chili Pepper is online

Chili Pepper.

[ 📷 Image ]

The image shows Mint Choco Cookie and Cocoa Cookie hugging together on a bed, as the camera shoots from the dorm's opened door. It was shaky and blurry.

Chili Pepper is offline

gossiping machine.

This is going to be on my journal

Chapter Text

Day 1

Class A2

Tropical Soda Islands lover.

Alright

Who told Chili Pepper about this?

Frost Queen 2.0.

What happened?

I'm worried..!

Tropical Soda Islands lover.

We are on detention aera

Chili Pepper just went to Macaron's dorms and just took a picture of Mint Choco and Cocoa sleeping together

Frost Queen 2.0.

What should we do?!

It's a huge problem!

Bard.

It's alright guys

I've talked with some teachers about Chili Pepper

Looks like she's going to receive a suspension from the school

The Instrument God.

Maybe it was my fault.. I've been playing my music too loud..

stop playing drums.

No! It's really my fault

I should've planned on the outside at midnight..

The Instrument God.

We are not allowed to stay still outside the campus such at parties

Well expect that

The parties in the campus if planned is allowed

stop playing drums.

It's still my fault…

Tropical Soda Islands lover.

It’s all right! We are safe now, Chili Pepper can't get through the suspension

She'll be suspended for three days minimum for that, right?

Bard.

Yeah

jam.

Hey.. guys

I don't know if you knew that…

But Chili Pepper still has the group to talk with

With that, she could send the picture…!

Frost Queen 2.0.

She has a point! I'm scared and worried for both of them..

caffeine drug lover.

It's alright, thanks for worrying about us Snow Sugar

But I think we can make it public, right Minty?

The Instrument God.

I don't know

How would they react? What about the Teachers and Head Teachers?

Oh my, what about the Champions?!

How would they rea

caffeine drug lover muted The Instrument God for 5 minutes

caffeine drug lover.

Calm down

I've seen people stay together as a relationship on my past life

Though, you know Kouign-Amann?

She's interested in someone else, I know!

Tropical Soda Islands lover.

How did you know of that Cocoa

caffeine drug lover.

Ah, ah. I've spoken with new student of Class A5

Tropical Soda Islands lover.

Financier?

Why am I surprised?

caffeine drug lover has unmuted The Instrument God

The Instrument God.

Thanks Cocoa

I took some breaths, I know we will be fine!

caffeine drug lover.

Answering to Tropical Soda Islands lover:

| Why am I surprised?

Oh, you are? Well, to make you surprised, I also talked with Caramel Arrow

Then Raspberry

Then Princess

Tropical Soda Islands lover.

Okay okay cut it, that's a lot

Why talk with the girls of the class A5? There's more on Class A1 and A3

jam.

What about A4..?

Bard.

Shh! We don't talk about that

caffeine drug lover.

Class A5 are the best class I could talk with

The others are..

No offense, they're boring and too focused on their studies!

Let's say… If I remember recalling, there's Carrot who's always focuses on the Cooking class

The Instrument God.

You have a point, milady!

Tropical Soda Islands lover.

Hey hey

We are out of detention

…we got our points deducted

stop playing drums.

I'm so sorry! So so sorry

I didn't mean to make a lot of chaos last night

I really wanted to give a smile to everyone and have fun every day!

Frost Queen 2.0.

Wait, don't be…!

You're alright, it's something minor

We are okay about this..!

Tropical Soda Islands lover.

@fatherless Hey, Custard III

Where is Chili Pepper?

fatherless.

Chili Pepper?

Hm

Why are you asking me

Tropical Soda Islands lover.

Oh I'm going to have a friendly discussion with her

rawr

Chili Pepper.

SOMEONE SNITCHED ON TELLING THE HEAD TEACHER

NOW IM SUSPENDED

lesbian 1.

That sucks

Though it's unfair

Chili Pepper.

Caramel Arrow you're my best girl right here

better than Rye

Can we marry?

lesbian 1.

What?

Rye.

OI OI OI

BACK OFF

BACK OFF @Chili Pepper

Chili Pepper.

Psht you're so boring Rye

but on topic

we will be declaring our war against A2

who joins me?

lesbian 1.

I don't think that's a good idea, Chili Pepper

Kouign-Amann.

Even if I don't know half of you guys

This is not a good idea

Parfait.

I disagreeeee

Chili Pepper please don't do this to us

the W.

I woke up

What happened?

gossiping machine.

Chili Pepper is suspended from the school

the W.

WHAT??

Tf did you do Chili Pepper

Chili Pepper.

I blame the A2

the intelligent.

Still. You have been suspended for three days prior, which is a surprise coming from the Head Teachers.

Didn't Chili Pepper send the picture to everyone else?

gossiping machine.

Just us

the intelligent.

Ah. That means Chili Pepper will be needing to talk with the Director

the W.

Oh nah

I ain't letting my best spicy friend walk straight to the Director

You know what

Fuck it, I'll join Chili Pepper

Chili Pepper.

YEAH MALA SAUCEEEE

Rye you're with me you're obliged

@Rye

Charli D’ Amelio

Do you guys realize that the teachers are watching

They're in the group

gossiping machine.

You're absolutely right

What should we do?

Chili Pepper.

@the W @Rye

We need to plan and sort out stuff

DMs

the W.

Okay bet

car lover (idk).

Good morning! I've got a letter from someone else regarding the loser!

They told me that Mango is coming to “speak up” with Chili Pepper

Charli D’ Amelio.

Oh no 

she's gone dead

the proclaimed historian.

Update! 

They're right

Mango is absolutely running towards me and now they're looking for Mala Sauce

Oh, also! I've talked with the Champions! Hold on..

the proclaimed historian has added Prune Juice and Capsaicin

the proclaimed historian.

They won't be talking for long, but be glad they're at least here.

necromancer

GUYS GUYS

GUYS GUYS

necromancer has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:²⁰

“Oh my god! You have to see the whole thing! I saw Mala Sauce Cookie fighting against Mango Cookie, then Toothpaste just joined her and it felt like a WWE duel ring! Dude, you have to see that!”

gossiping machine.

What the fuck happened

necromancer.

necromancer has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:¹⁰

“Dude, I don't know! I was sitting in the cafeteria with Dark Choco Cookie and then.. boom! A whole fight and there weren't any Teachers around!”

necromancer has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:²⁵

“Oh- oh fuck! Dark Choco Cookie, are you seeing this?! Dude, Mango Cookie just bought a.. [SCREAM] OH MY GOD. DARK CHOCO COOKIE, FIND YOUR FATHER!

— Alright.. that sounded rough. [step, step]

Latte Cookie, you won't believe this!”

[📷 Image]

The image shows Mala Sauce Cookie lying unconsciously on the ground with her Strawberry Jam puddle coming from her head and her face.

gossiping machine.

WHAT THE FUCK

Prune Juice.

What an interesting way to jump on.

I will be helping them, be right back.

Prune Juice is offline

Capsaicin is offline.

Anti-A2Class

Chili Pepper has created the group.

Chili Pepper has named the group to Anti-A2Class

Chili Pepper added Hell(o) and 4 more.

Chili Pepper.

we are on our way to boycott A2

Rye.

Chili Pepper

Mala’s out

Chili Pepper.

WHAT

WHAT HAPPENED?

Rye.

Mango got her

According from Licorice

Chili Pepper.

MALA SAUCE HAVE DONE NOTHING TO MANGO

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT??

that's it

Chili Pepper has added Rasp

Rasp.

What is this

Chili Pepper?

Chili Pepper

we are in need for your help Raspberry

Mala Sauce is knocked out by Mango and this is unacceptable

Rasp.

Did I miss something?

Latte~.

why am i in this group

Look I have nothing to do against Mango and the lovebirds

Chili Pepper.

Latte you're going to be our spy

Perhaps I'll give you some information about Prune Juice

Deal?

Latte~.

Isn't Prune Juice with Eclair?

That'll be enough for me to know about him

Chili Pepper.

@Rye HELP ME PERSUADE HER

Rye.

Fuck fuck shit shit okay

Latte we are in serious situation

Mala Sauce is in the infirmary and Prune Juice is probably helping her

For now we need alibis, probably from Licorice

Latte~.

Since when are you pulling detective shit

Chili Pepper.

Talking about detectives we need one

Rasp.

Hm. I've seen the situation. It is rather very serious coming from Licorice, we need to ask them immediately and join us.

I can persuade Strawberry Crepe. They'll love bringing themselves into chaos.

Latte~.

Alright damn

I'll help you but I need a payment

Rye.

God damn always a payment just like Mala Sauce

What about Vampire? I'm sure he'll help us

Latte~.

He needs permission from his sister which probably she's going to say no

Rasp.

Hold on. Strawberry Crepe is jumping in.

Rasp has added Berryman_god101

Berryman_god101.

I've heard that you're planning an revenge battle, hm?

Remember Choco Werehound Brute? The sch

Schwarzenegger

Wait no

Schwarzwälder

Chili Pepper.

oh yeah yeah that's the companion for Licorice

Berryman_god101.

I asked them about this situation on the DMs and they agreed

Though they'll have complications on using the phone

On other side!

Since I am an mechanic and all, my wafflebots would be enough to knock Mango out

Black Raisin from Class A1 might be interested on joining, idk

Rye.

Then ask her

Berryman_god101.

Bet

Berryman_god101 is offline

Latte~.

Perhaps we can persuade Almond

Chili Pepper.

HELL NO

he definitely hates me and Rye

100% would ruin our plan

we need better one

Rye.

Dude I don't know better ones beside Almond

Latte~.

Wait wait I can make Prune Juice explain about this situation if he hates both of you

Rasp.

Thinking theoretically, if you want Prune Juice to explain to Almond, you have to explain to him firstly.

So, you HAVE to explain it to him in details especially with one of your lies

Rye.

She got a point

If we did explain it to sabotage A2 Prune Juice wouldn't let it slide away and will 100% tell to his friends or to Professor

Latte~.

Guys we gotta be considerate

You guys don't know Prune Juice so well

Don't worry, I can talk with him

One thing is he stays with Eclair

Rye.

I'll deal with Eclair

Dw

Berryman_god101 is online

Berryman_god101 has added B. Raisin

Berryman_god101.

Done

She's here with the backup

B. Raisin.

Goddamn

You have to pay me afterwards, alright?

Berryman_god101.

Yes, of course!

One year worth of food for the birds

I can do that

B. Raisin.

Strawberry fucking Crepe

I thought we made a deal about that

Rye.

Don't worry.

Your secret is kept with ours

Chili Pepper.

then it's all settled

here's the plan my boys and girls

Bro<3

Moonlight

Are you sure about that

Look

I'm fine with anything

Chaotic or not as long they don't hurt me

Shh

I don't want to put you to the class A5

They're too chaotic, we must stop it at all costs

It seems like they're planning something else, a “war”

Oh, right

Did you like the new phone?

I'm not really used to it

Bitch

Then give me it back

Haha

No

But thanks so much for that, I didn't expect that

How much did it really cost?

Uhm

You wouldn't want to know

Now I'm getting too curious

On other topic

Why put me in this school?

We do know that we are created by the Wizards with no knowledge but power

You were living alone so far, plus with no education which saddens me

As a Head Teacher of this school, I have the power to put you to Class A2

Here they can teach you stuff

Like they can teach you cooking and such

Ooo

Wait what's cooking

For fuck's sake Stardust

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Class A2

caffeine drug lover.

What the fuck was that Mango??

The Instrument God.

I tried calming my lady down!

She has snapped!

caffeine drug lover.

@Tropical Soda Islands lover WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

YOU JUST HIT MALA SAUCE

WHY?? SHE HAD ZERO PROBLEMS AND HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU

She is in the infirmary

I took a visit and she's alright

The Instrument God.

That was…

I don't know what to say

jam.

I.. saw it

Mango has never done that, he is always peaceful with us and everyone else

Frost Queen 2.0.

I just don't know what happened guys :(

What happened? Can someone tell me?

jam.

Something very bad happened in the Institute cafeteria

Prune Juice, Professor, and Pure Vanilla are helping Mala Sauce

Frost Queen 2.0.

I know that Strawberry

But what happened tho? :(

Like before she went to the infirmary

jam.

Uh

I don't want to say it

Perhaps you can ask some students here…

stop playing drums.

…

Was it my fault? That I did indeed start the chaos?

Frost Queen 2.0.

Nooo

It's not your fault

Macaron

It was Mango who started it all along, it's not your fault

stop playing drums.

But it was my idea to make this party and then it went into chaos...

Bard.

Shhhh Macaron

Calm down~ if you want, I can go to your dorm and play the melody for you

Again, it was Mango's and not yours

On the other side! We are getting new student and they'll be in our class

The Instrument God.

Oh? I wonder who was it

Perhaps it's one of us who plays instruments..!

Frost Queen 2.0.

It's rather strange that we are getting a lot of new students here

Like, there were Financier, Clotted Cream, Crunchy Chip, and Wildberry on Class A5

It's too big for that class

stop playing drums.

Answering to Bard:

| Calm down~ if you want, I can go to your dorm and play the melody for you

Thanks, Clover, but I'll say no

My buddies are helping me go through this~

Bard.

No problem, hope you're feeling great!

stop playing drums.

Thanks!

jam.

Answering to Frost Queen 2.0:

| It's too big for that class 

Are you referring to it's almost full?

Frost Queen 2.0.

Yeah

Like that

jam.

I think you're right…

Perhaps they have to reorganize 

The Instrument God.

That sounded like a bad idea, we'll be separated!

Perhaps they'll reorganize next year, where we get to advance to B

jam.

Something like that yeah

I hope it doesn't happen

The Instrument God.

I hope so

rawr

Beet.

Alright

WHO STOLE MY VEGETABLES

AND NOW FRUITS??????????

I DEMAND AN ANSWER RIGHT NOW

Charli D’ Amelio.

@Vampire

Beet.

@Vampire i demand my vegetables and fruits back RIGHT NOW

Carrot and I are working together on a cooking project and my valuable items are GONE

AND I BLAME YOU

Alchemist.

Beet I swear it wasn't Vampire

I restricted his ass to not go to the dorms

I checked his dorms and there's nothing

Besides these fucking bats and whole shit

Charli D’ Amelio.

Then who was it? I swear it wasn't me

I don't have food in my hands

Beet.

Oh my god

I'm going to lose my grade because of YOU GUYS

Rye.

Alright chill down

First we got Mala Sauce knocked out and now this??

Just go get more on the cafeteria

Beet.

These are my top-quality fruits and I ain't getting Golden Cheese to get me some boring ass quality stuff

Poor her, she has a lot of workload and you get to do nothing

dog lover (owns 50 dogs).

ive seen that same situation

You lose stuff over an unknown one who stole your food

I remember that one book who did Linzer

Charli D’ Amelio.

RED VELVET

You're so smart

dog lover (owns 50 dogs).

but it's literally a book about the murder case

not stealing one

Beet.

Whatever you're saying is nonsense

I need my vegetables and fruits right now

if I get an F im making you guys starve

hollyberry's favorite.

Hii~

Oh? What happened, Beet?

Beet.

Princess

Did Raspberry steal one of my stuff

hollyberry's favorite.

I haven't seen her for hours

But I promise you that it wasn't her

If she did some stealing it would be like

A “sin” for her and the whole family generations

Charli D’ Amelio.

Alright!

We will be helping Beet on retrieving their vegetables or whatever shit it is!~

I've seen some situations on the TikTok

Like, you have to investigate and ask people for alibis then decide who was the suspect!

gossiping machine.

Not you Kumiho

why is everyone doing the detective shit

Rye.

Beet is missing some shit what do you expect from

Beet.

Wait

@Chili Pepper

Rye.

Shit

It wasn't her

Calm down it wasn't her

Beet.

CHILI PEPPER GET HERE

I HAVE MY ARROW READY TO LAND ON YOUR ASS

Chili Pepper.

it wasn't me

if it was me i'd be stealing TREASURES like i did with Espresso's phone days ago and not these kinds of junks

duh!

Beet.

My top-quality food is not JUNK. you SHOULD know it, CHILI PEPPER

NO WONDER YOU'RE LOW QUALITY

Charli D’ Amelio.

😨

Chili Pepper has changed nickname from Beet to vegan teacher

Chili Pepper.

sorry she reminds me of her

💀 4

vegan teacher.

when I can I'm going to stab you one day

Chili Pepper.

In your dreams

Golden Cheese.

Alright, alright, everyone!

Quit the scandalous argument, the teachers are looking into it!

In which it's me

Charli D’ Amelio.

@gossiping machine Golden Cheese’s here

Is it a rare encounter?

gossiping machine.

What do you mean

I've seen her talk a lot

But never investigated the stuff, I don't know

Blackberry.

It was Caramel Arrow and Crunchy Chip.

Last night before the party scandal, the latter persuaded the First Student to go to Carrot's dorms.

Crunchy Chip was hungry, but Caramel Arrow wasn't. I don't know how Crunchy Chip managed to persuade her.

Golden Cheese.

Woah, such quick answers!

Thanks, Blackberry

I'll be talking with both of them~

Golden Cheese is offline

wolf takecarer.

…

gossiping machine.

He's gone dead isn't he

wolf takecarer.

Yes.

wolf takecarer is offline

Chili Pepper.

we stan Blackberry

Rye has changed the nickname from Blackberry to WE LOVE YOU

Carrow🏹

ABORT ABORT ABORT

WE GOT EXPOSED I REPEAT WE GOT EXPOSED

RETREAT CARAMEL ARROW

RETREAT, I HAVE ONE BATCH READY TO HIDE ON A CHEST

Carrow🏹 has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:¹⁵

“Heeey! It's me Golden Cheese Cookie, and I am being accompanied by your best friend, hm, was it Wildberry?

—Yes, you're right.”

Golden Cheese

What are you doing on her phone

Carrow🏹 has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:²⁰

“Oh? Right, I shouldn't be doing that, but I had to use her phone as she refused to answer my questions. Hm, ‘it was Crunchy Chip Cookie's orders’, you're insane!”

I NEVER SAID THAT

PLEASE GOLDEN CHEESE SPARE US

HAVE MERCY

Carrow🏹 has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:³⁰

“Maybe! Oh, Caramel Arrow Cookie, I have contacted Crunchy Chip Cookie about this situation, are you going to answer my question?

[pause]

> Maybe. If you only free me!

Ha, ha! Alright, bet’cha!”

Carrow🏹 has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:²⁰

“Crunchy Chip Cookie, I've managed to escape. What have you done?”

I DONT KNOW

I DIDNT TELL ON ANYONE

Wait hold on

Crunchy Chip

I don't have time, Golden Cheese is looking for me

I'm hiding under a barrel

It's so small I couldn't breathe

What about our stack of food we found last night?

I'm getting hungrier

Crunchy Chip we should've gone to the cafeteria

Not that kind of scandal

Beet is mad currently and Carrot is trying to contact the Head Teachers

Perhaps we should apologize to them and give them what they need for

Uhm

About that

Akira ate all of them

…Crunchy Chip Cookie.

I'M SORRY

I COULDN'T RESIST

You're going to pay up

Chapter Text

3 idiots

YAY!!!.

Prune Juice!

Are you done tending Mala Sauce?

I need you guys in Financier's dorm

potion lover.

Alright, alright.

I'm kind of exhausted, but sure.

Will Capsaicin join?

YAY!!!.

Yes yes

He can join

If he agrees to not annoy me >:(

potion lover.

…

Alright.

Then we shall go.

YAY!!!.

Great, because we are going to need to discuss about the current situation

And it's a problem

Institute Teacher Room

Sea Fairy.

Did you decide to bring your young brother to school?

We must ask the Director about it, Moonlight

Moonlight.

Don't worry! I've talked with them, and they agreed

Stardust is joining Class A2 but we need a supervisor for him

Sea Fairy.

Supervisor? What??

Moonlight.

He has been living with zero education, he'll struggle to know stuff

I promise you that he is always curious about the topics, it'll help the Teachers

But the issue is the Class A5 and the chaos they are going to bring

Professor.

Hmm, a new student joining the school? How amusing.

I suggest letting him join the institute, but a sister of his must guide him to the whole campus, even the classes.

It is how my institute has been organized with newer students. Perhaps, a friend of his can help him.

If you want, I can guide him.

Moonlight.

Hmm

Alright, sure! I do apologize in advance, I have work to do with this school.

Preceptor.

Moonlight, what about our plans for tomorrow? Tomorrow we will be heading to camp in a forest for a trip. Is it announced?

Moonlight.

Not yet. Frost Queen is preparing to announce to all classes, to all Parfaedians, Paladins, and Scovillians. It will be a huge event.

Let's explain in the order.

Tomorrow, which is day two, we will be camping in the forest of the Earthbread. It can be any, as long as it is not dangerous.

On day three, we can do fun activities on the main campus, such as tug of war or having a picnic.

On day four they'll get rest before going to the final day, which they'll have to prepare.

For the final day, everyone is invited to attend a ball. Everyone is allowed to dress what they want as long as it is appropriate!

Preceptor.

That sounds fun and appropriate. Very well.

Professor.

Headmaster, your Scovillians are going to have fun bullying my students, aren't they?

Headmaster.

WHAT? Noooo, they won't

I'll make sure they won't do something to the Parfaedians! You better do the same, GRAH!

Professor.

Then it is settled.

Moonlight.

Alright

My brother will be joining us tomorrow, so he's going to start on the trip to the forest, a fresh start.

Professor.

Very well.

Golden Cheese.

Requesting detention for the students from Class A5, Crunchy Chip, as well as a point deduction for Caramel Arrow from Class A5 for participating in illegal activity

Which it's just casually stealing the food 

Sea Fairy.

Why point deduction?

Golden Cheese.

Caramel Arrow admitted, as she says that she got persuaded by Crunchy Chip, she didn't want to do it

But alas, she got persuaded and went on watch for the night just in case someone caught her and him

Sea Fairy.

Hm.

Both of them will be getting a point deduction. 

Golden Cheese.

Damn, they're going to hate it. Thanks!

Golden Cheese is offline

Dark Cacao.

Mala Sauce is all right. She'll be leaving the infirmary and will be prepared for tomorrow

Mango, Class A2, won't be going on the trip. Suspended for a week.

What about Chili Pepper?

Frost Queen.

She will deal with the suspension. She won't be joining the trip.

Moonlight.

No, no. Look, we do know that she's suspended from school over taking a picture of a couple, which is something minor.

One major is just physical violence.

We will be taking her phone, and she is allowed to go to the forest.

Frost Queen.

Sounds like a good idea. If I see anything that makes the situation worse in the forest, we will be evacuating.

Moonlight.

Excellent. That is all!

rawr

car lover (idk).

@the proclaimed historian update? Any?

the proclaimed historian.

I've got some!

Mala Sauce is alright! She'll be back soon

I've heard that Caramel Arrow and Crunchy Chip got their points deducted

The good news is Mango is suspended for one week

gossiping machine.

That's a whole new level of insanity with the Head Teachers

Isn't the maximum one is 5

the intelligent.

It can go as far as a maximum, Latte, depending on the situation.

Quit being silly.

car lover (idk).

Man this class is so boring

Why is she talking about Geography?? like what the hell are the tectonics

Volcanoes? Can I go here?

neglected son.

guys

my dad told me about the trip to the forest tomorrow

we're going to the forest in the early hour, at 9 o'clock in the morning

car lover (idk).

Ooo a forest trip

This is going to be a lot of fun

Charli D’ Amelio.

A trip to the forest?

Unexpected from the institute

Maybe they're doing this for these institutes who were visiting and staying with us

jumanji liker.

Of course!

we are going to have a lot of adventures here >:)

I'll challenge Rye on something I have in mind

Princess wanna join me

pain.

No

jumanji liker.

You're not even Princess

Be quiet

hollyberry's favorite

Responding to jumanji liker:

| Princess wanna join me

Sure thing! I'll bring Knight along~

Oh also Grandma too

Charli D’ Amelio.

Hollyberry is going to join us?

What is she even going to do

hollyberry's favorite.

Kumiho

Grandma did a lot of stuff in the forest

And guess whaaaat?

pain.

Oh god no Princess

Please don't start with this stuff over again

You said this like 32 times

jumanji liker.

Did you count that

pain.

Yes and it's 33 times now

hollyberry's favorite.

Grandma went to the Dragon's Valley! I want to go to here

It looked fun

pain.

My girl

It wasn't fun, damn

You keep mentioning Royal Margarine like 50 times

He wasn't even in our institute

If he was he would bring his wyvern

hollyberry's favorite.

Ah I don't care about that

I really wanna meet Royal Margarine and Tarte Tatin!

Grandma told me about the baby dragon she discovered!

necromancer.

Hey guys look what I found

[📷 Image]

jumanji liker.

What the fuck was that Licorice

Throw this crap into the trash

necromancer.

Oh hell nah

It is my rarest find ever in the Institute

Charli D’ Amelio.

@Golden Cheese did you order the wrong Coke bottle

Golden Cheese.

What?

No

I always ordered the correct type of food and drinks as requested by the Head Teachers

Why

Oh, I see

That Coke belongs to me, Licorice

necromancer.

NAH

I found it FIRST and it will be MINE

Golden Cheese.

Do you want me to switch your dorms

Perhaps I should switch you to the dorm where there are three Parfaedians

necromancer.

please no

I'll give you back the Coke I just want it

Rye.

Alright who the fuck wrote that 

[ 📷 Image ]

I was working alone in the classroom and I had to take a quick bathroom break

i came back to see this

Charli D’ Amelio.

What the fuck Rye

I'm getting suspicious of you

It was you probably

Rye.

Oh hell no

Toothpaste.

I think I've seen Licorice walk straight to the A5 classroom

Then left with something in his hand.

necromancer.

WHAT

no

I swear it wasn't me

What the fuck Toothpaste

Wait

MY COKE

Golden Cheese.

Sorry, Licorice! I already have it

Haha, you got a bit too distracted

Chili Pepper has changed nickname from Toothpaste to boomer (gets ratioed)

Chili Pepper.

he lied

i think it would be very pretty for him to be slandered!

boomer (gets ratioed).

What the hell Chili Pepper

Look I helped Mala Sauce with whatever it is

and now I get to deserve this?

Rye.

Yeah because we hate you

boomer (gets ratioed).

Ah fuck you all guys

berry rizz.

Answering to Rye:

| [📷 Image]

Average Royal Margarine's behavior

hollyberry's favorite.

You know him? Did you meet him?

berry rizz.

Oh, you would love that

Yes I met him

He was making a visit to my home months ago

hollyberry's favorite.

Why didn't you tell me :(

I would've joined you

berry rizz.

Hm.

Perhaps I can call him

hollyberry's favorite

Yay :)

pain.

Raspberry I request you to not call Royal Margarine

Please do not tell him that we are doing this

berry rizz.

What

Did I stutter

pain.

Um

No?

berry rizz.

As I expected.

Lady Raspberry💕

Royal Margarine

I have a request

Oh, hey, lady!

What is it as you request?

Sorry, I'm taking care of Snapdragon

You sent an audio.

⁰⁰:²⁰

“Who's the best baby?

— Bu ba ba!

That's right! It's you! You're the best baby!

— Kyaaha!

[Buttercream Wyvern screeches]

Sorry, you too! You are the best girl! …I don't understand both of you.”

My heart is melting from hearing that

I want to protect Snapdragon at all costs

But Royal Margarine

Princess wants to meet you and your wyvern

One issue is we are in an institute, such as, we moved here

Ah

And you wanted to say is…?

Here is the plan

We are going to have a trip to the forest, I'll give you the address when Princess and I are here with the rest of my classmates

Sorry, Lady, I don't think I can go to the forest

Mister.. Polka Dotted requested me to take care of Snapdragon

I do sure hope that you're aware that I know what you're talking about

Damn it

Fine

Pitaya just gave me this baby and told me like

“Take care of Snapdragon. Give me 3 hours”

And they suddenly disappeared!

You can bring Snapdragon to the forest

I'm sure that they're very curious to explore

Oh no Raspberry

What if they get lost?

Pitaya is going to be so happy to kill me when he is in Dragon form

I'll make sure they don't get lost

Also, bring Buttercream as well

I really missed her

Urgh

Fine

If I get caught you wouldn't want to know their reactions to seeing myself and the wyvern, especially on the baby one

Great, it'll be tomorrow so you'll be ready

I do wish that you were not at this level of being annoying

Haha, wishes are never made to be true

What a deep fact

Class A2

caffeine drug lover added Stardust

caffeine drug lover.

Head Teacher Moonlight requested me to add him here~

Please welcome him to the class A2

stop playing drums.

Welcome, Stardust!

Bard.

Welcome to class A2~

jam.

Hello, Stardust

Welcome :D

Frost Queen 2.0.

Welcome!!

caffeine drug lover.

Moonlight said he wouldn't be talking here for a while until he met us!

I'm excited~

The Instrument God.

A very warm welcome to our newest classmate!

Hopefully, we get along very well:)

caffeine drug lover.

Hopefully

Chapter Text

Day 2

rawr

WE LOVE YOU.

The Red Alert type of rain is going to start at 10 p.m. It will stop at 8 a.m. At midnight, there will be a high rate of storms in our area. They may be forming a tornado. Be advised.

jumanji liker.

Well fuck

Is it tomorrow isn't it Blackberry

WE LOVE YOU.

Exactly. I suggest that we should evacuate early from the forest since we will be camping here.

jumanji liker.

Wait what

We are going to camp here??

Rye.

Yes dunce

We will be camping here, there's nothing wrong with that

At least it'll be really fun

Didn't you hear what Frost Queen has said

jumanji liker.

Ah shit

Camping here is boring

hollyberry's favorite

It's not really! Everyone else will be here so it will be a huge one!!

Which is why I am excited about that

Wohoo~

the intelligent.

I would rather not go to this place.

Knowing the dangers of the forest, I'd just stay here at the institute. Perhaps, to continue on my work to finish my projects and homework.

Chili Pepper.

Booo you're so boring Espresso

youre going to stay so alone in your classroom

probably with the cockroaches

the intelligent.

I do surely hope you fall off in a puddle. There are no showers in the forest, mind you.

If you excuse me.

the intelligent is offline

gossiping machine.

He really said that lmao

On the bright side, it would be a really nice day~

Charli D’ Amelio.

I know right?

You can explore this area!

Perhaps I can stream my TikTok live here

Rye.

Oh God not again with TikToks

Kumiho chill down

You're going to record a video about the nature of the field

Am I right

Charli D’ Amelio.

Uwaa~

you're wrong

Rye.

Ah shit

the proclaimed historian.

I've got an update! 

Chili Pepper won't be using her phone during the trip

The Head Teachers will be having it on their hands.

Any plans?

the W.

I say we take her phone from the Head Teacher

Rye.

MALA SAUCE

Heyy

How are you? Are you alright? Is your head okay?

Did you get amnesia?

the W.

What the fuck Rye

Why would a spicy one such as MYSELF that will get into a LOW LIFE situation 

No way I'd get that

Capsaicin.

she okay :D

i took some visits to her just in case something got worse

she sometimes forgets ):

the W.

Look Capsaicin

Sometimes you're a brother to me

BUT PLEASE BE QUIET ABOUT THIS SHIT

Capsaicin.

buut Mala Sauce you're not done being healed :(

Teacher Pure Vanilla said you need to eat more jellies

my boy Prune Juice did amazing work tending to you

you should thank him >:(

the W.

Your boy what

Alright buddy

We are going to need to talk

Capsaicin.

:(

Anti-ClassA2

Chili Pepper.

i need one of you guys to take my phone off from the Head Teachers during the trip

Rasp.

Sorry, I can't do such a sinful thing. Otherwise, I'd have my points deducted

B. Raisin.

Me neither

Sorry Chili Pepper

Berryman_god101.

I think I can do that!

Maybe I will need a distraction

This fight is going to be fun muahahaab

Oh yeah right

Berryman_god101 added Choco Werehound Brute

Berryman_god101.

Here it is!

Are you sure of this plan?

Chili Pepper.

oh boy

everyone would love that kind of party we will be holding Strawberry Crepe

i'm sure that we are ready

I just need someone who can take the phone off

ohh wait

@Latte~ @Rye how was that portion of the execution of my plan

Rye.

To be honest Chili Pepper

I didn't think that it would work

Latte~.

Everyone knows who I am

You should know me better Rye

Rye.

Oh fuck off Latte

Just tell us

Latte~.

He will be contacting Almond about this situation, telling him everything

Rye managed to drag Eclair to a cafeteria, which it's funny

Because she said she found something in the cafeteria that belonged to him

Rye.

Haha 

A cockroach

It's definitely his fear

A fear of scrollkeeper

Then he ran away, how funny

Latte~.

How monster you are

Whatever

I managed to say everything you wanted me to say, Chili Pepper

Where is my payment

Chili Pepper.

i forced Espresso to join the trip

you're welcome

Latte~.

What

What did you do to Espresso

Chili Pepper.

Secrets are secrets

we are ready then, boys

I do want you guys to take my phone when in the forest

Hell(o).

Chili Pepper 

DMs

Sauceeey

Chili Pepper

You won't believe what I'm about to say

what is it?

did you manage to eat the spicier food

Wait

did you manage to cuff Twizzly Gummy so she gets to stay at the Institute

what

No

What the hell these are my biggest wishes

Nono Chili Pepper

This is new

You know Capsaicin right

yeah, he's my favorite champion

what’s about it? he is very chill

i just wish he could join the war

The Headmaster will find out about that

We can't 

On other side

I just found out that he is in a relationship

WHAT??

he never said he was in a relationship or something

i refuse to believe that

Sauceeey has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:¹⁵

“I know ‘ight?! He looked friendly and virgin! I couldn't believe that he called his lover ‘my boy’, like what ‘he hell? Ya’ know it, it was yer’ Prune Juice Cookie!”

Sauceeey has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:¹⁰

“Like… I was in the infirmary and ‘ere was Prune Juice Cookie helpin’ me heal up.. and somehow Capsaicin just went and visited, like, ya’ know the usual stuff, right?”

Sauceeey has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:²⁰

“So, well… this time is different, man! Ya’ boy went to wave at me and I was like “Hello, Cap!” and… he waved back! Just to later go to where Prune Juice Cookie was stayin’!”

no way

Sauceeey has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:²⁵

“It's not over! He was huggin’ Prune Juice Cookie and was sayin’ somethin’ like “Hello my Prunie”, and I was like, “Oh my God!”...

[short pause]

Like the mage was tryin’ to be secretive with Capsaicin but he failed! Prune Juice Cookie and the Spicy Overlord are together! Ya’ know it!”

there's no absolute way

i'm surprised

he's the type who can be goofy every day

like, in a brother way

Yeah today I talked with him

He admitted it to me

He's been together with Prune Juice for months

and you accepted him? i surely hope so

it's what he wanted

Yes yes of course

It's just

I didn't think that he would be in a relationship

But he does want me to not say anything about this to Prune Juice

Like, that I knew it

Sauceeey has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:¹⁰

“Mhm… I knew that it would be him. But who cares? They're in a relationship! If anyone tries to hurt Capsaicin I'll kill ‘em!”

Sauceeey has sent an audio.

⁰⁰:¹⁰

“Make sure to not tell this to anyone, yer’ okay? Especially with that Parfaedian! He would be sad if we did!”

alright alright

what a surprise

I know it

An unexpected one from the Champions

I'm glad that Capsaicin got a lover :)

I've been telling him to get one, haha

You should see his face when I said that

Mala Sauce

i'm going to go to the Head Teacher's office soon

they will be taking my phone off

i want you to take the phone off them when we are in the forest

and then the plan can begin

Okay bet

Milky Way

Staaaarrdust

Goid lyck

Oh crap

I mean good luck

Haha

Thanks Milky Way

They put in me a group and I felt so awkward

I don't think I can make it through

Hey >:(

You know buddy

You can make it! However if you need something like help, just tell me right away!~

After all, you're my best friend

Space Doughnut wishes the best for you as well~

Thanks

Just thanks for helping and guiding me with everything

Yes yes of course

Don't forget to bring Starflour crisps to the trip~

After all it's your favorite

Yes yes

Tell Food Cart Vendor

That I'm grateful for that

Alright

Now it's 8:50 am, you should go soon!

Oh, right

Thanks

Stardust Cookie turns his new phone off as he mainly focuses on the school buses. The clouds are blocking the light blue sky, giving a cold feeling to the star Cookie.

He sighed, as he looked around to find Moonlight Cookie. Perhaps she can help him with socializing with the group, perhaps. He has seen some Cookies talk in a group, especially on Chili Pepper Cookie talking, in a proud way, to Mala Sauce Cookie and Strawberry Crepe Cookie. It was far, so he couldn't reach it.

He wonders what they are talking about.

Life? Rumors? He doesn't know all of these.

He has been living with zero education. It was the moment of his time to meet new faces, and new methods to know how beautiful Earthbread is.

“It is! I've seen the Earthbread and met some Cookies. You may be living in space, but in the world, all you see is nature. It is beautiful, perhaps you have to look at the lake in the forest.” Moonlight Cookie told her tales as well. She is always patient and warm for her young brother.

“Look at the lake in the forest… I'll take a note on that.”

And he went on his way to the bus instead looking for Moonlight. He knows she would be this proud if he did this all by himself.

One issue.

He is going to face his fear.

Chapter Text

It was an alright day. There were a lot of Cookies on the institute campus, especially in the entrance area. On it, there were a lot of groups divided into different classes, some in groups such as Parfaedia, Créme Knights, and Scovillia. Perhaps that is why Stardust Cookie was lost in that area.

Firstly, he was looking for his sister. But, the thought of going to look at the lake in the forest made him change his mind. He was on his way to the buses, but most of the students hadn't started getting on the buses. Perhaps it did not start yet, or there were some delays.

He has seen Chili Pepper Cookie. She seems to be very popular, based on the number of cookies wanting to chat with her. However, he has seen some rivalries with her since he heard of the word “war” back in time when he was invited to the group.

Of course, the curiosity of an alien Cookie hit him as he was scrolling up the whole chat. It seems like Stardust Cookie was aware of the fight they're going to take later, he guesses. He is afraid that it might end badly with the cookies, especially him.

He needs to think of a way to put this to a stop.

Suddenly, an announcement from the Head Teacher— Frost Queen Cookie, as he assumed based on the voice —is being used by a megaphone for obvious reasons.

“I request an audience,” she starts. “From now, this trip to the forest will begin. We have organized our buses for the different classes and institutes such as Parfaedia, Scovillia, and Créme Knights.” The head teacher finishes her announcement as she lowers her megaphone.

If his class is A2, then he must go to the second bus.

But, he is in the middle of people on this campus. This has caused so much pushing on him, shoving everything else. Eventually, he fell to the ground, causing some students to kick his cold body, grunting in pain. He has to act quickly.

Rapidly, he got up to prevent further injuries. There were a lot of people, he looked around for the available bus and encountered one. He has no choice but to get on the bus, and he has no idea which bus he is going to get in. Getting in, he noticed that there was a lot of chatter, yelling, and squealing. Sometimes, he hears the sound of notifications, music, and everything else. But the thing is, he has seen familiar faces.

Chili Pepper Cookie, Strawberry Crepe Cookie, and Mala Sauce Cookie.

Oh no, did he get on the wrong bus?

He is about to hyperventilate, as his heart begins to beat quickly, though the process is stopped when a cookie behind him tells Stardust Cookie to move on. Awkwardly, he nodded and continued on his walk to an available seat. Fortunately, he has found one, and it is the seat connecting to the window. It was a good one for him to look at the scenery during the trip.

He decided to sit on it, but an unfamiliar cookie just casually sat next to him. They looked like they had long blonde hair in a ponytail style, as the braids connected from her hair to the endpoint, and they didn't seem to wear the hat, yet he could see a tingle of the hair off from it. The eyes are olive-green colored, yet Stardust Cookie doesn't recognize who they are.

He decided to ignore her, curl himself, and look at the people still struggling to get on the bus. The size of people slowly decreased and decreased until it was nothing but the teachers and the head teachers, as well as with the Headmaster, Professor, and Preceptor.

That's when he saw his sister.

But his sister goes to another bus. Of course, he went on the wrong bus. However, he wasn't sure which bus he was on. But, according to the cookie he has seen earlier and by the descriptions he has heard from his sister, this is indeed class A5.

How did he manage to get to the last bus…? He was too dizzy…

He wants to cry. Curl more. Then cry, then scream-

“Hey, ya’ alright?” A more feminine voice is heard beside Stardust Cookie. “Ya’ lookin’ more sad. Quit being whiny, come on!”

He couldn't see her face as he looked away, trying to conceal his face. “I'm sorry…” It was a mumble, but the Cookie heard him and laughed.

“It's yer’ alright! Though, I haven't seen ya’ before… Are you the new student I've heard of?”

Of course, this has to be this question.

“...yes.” Stardust Cookie is still looking away and down, especially when he looks at the ground, curled up. He uses his cape to hide his body and, perhaps, his face.

“That's amazin’, bud! I don't know why ya’ have to be this shy, lighten up!” The cookie gives Stardust Cookie a soft slap on his shoulders as she laughs at his giant stupid smile. “Rye Cookie! And you must be?”

Should he answer? No, he shouldn’t, and he should look away and continue to look-

“...Stardust Cookie,” He mumbled, beginning to look at Rye Cookie's face. She is smiling. “...sorry, again.”

“Why apologizin’ again?! You don't have to!” She chuckled, now patting Stardust Cookie's shoulders, pulling her phone out. “Can I have ya’ number? So I can add you to the group!”

Stardust Cookie contemplates if he should give his number to Rye Cookie. He has been thinking about it since he is from class A2 and went on the wrong bus. He doesn't know what to say, either.

Perhaps… Perhaps he can be friends with the Cookies. It is what Moonlight Cookie wanted him to do.

Stardust Cookie stops curling himself off as he takes his phone off from his pouch. He turns it on and checks on the Messenger. Upon checking, he clicked on his profile, showing the numbers. He lands his phone at Rye Cookie. “Here you go. It is my number.”

“Excellent!” Rye Cookie grabs the phone of the latter to read and copy his number on her phone by typing on the keyboard. Once it was a success, she returned the phone to Stardust Cookie. “I added you. Welcome to Class A5!”

“Uhm… about that…”

“Hey, Rye Cookie!” Another voice afar yelled from the front area of the bus, as the crimson hair appeared from the front—it is what he could see—, the hair was messy yet tied into lower pigtails. “Doin’ the plan? Chili Pepper Cookie wants the phone ‘ight now!”

Rye Cookie stood to take a glance at another Cookie as she left a shrug. “Chili Pepper Cookie said that you're stealin’ it in the forest!”

Stardust Cookie couldn't resist his curiosity as he tilted his head. What were they planning on the forest? He might want to take a look at it and perhaps join them.

Suddenly, Rye Cookie went back to sit. She stared at Stardust Cookie, noticing his curiosity.

“Ahhh, yes… err… it is a long story, bud.” She coughed, covering her mouth with her hand. “Look, uh, if ya’ want to be a good student, I suggest you not join this kind of stuff.”

Stardust Cookie took a minute to stare at her. “Who was that Cookie you were talking with?”

Seriously, Stardust Cookie, why did you have to ask that ?

“Oh, oh, that was Mala Sauce Cookie,” she chuckled as she lightly slapped Stardust Cookie's shoulder—and he chuckled nervously— “My comrade, you see. We've been friends for ages, so that's best friends.”

He wonders. What is the feeling of having a “best friend”? Perhaps he has met Space Doughnut Cookie and Milky Way Cookie alongside the passengers during his trip on the Dream Express, as he has made a lot of friends, especially when the alien Space Doughnut accompanied him until the last minute. They're his best friend.

“Errr.. hello? Ya’ alright? Lookin’ bugged, Stardust Cookie.”

Ah! Did.. he…?

“I apologize. I've been thinking lately before going to this institute.” He sighs, now curling himself up. “Yesterday was hard.”

Rye Cookie's usual shitty smile faded away. “Look, bud, it is us two,” she gently places her hand on the shoulder. “If you want to talk about it, go ahead. It's alright if you don't want to.”

Perhaps..? Perhaps he should…

“It is hard knowing you've made friends before,” he begins. “A lot of memories have been made in the past. Yet I have moved here, with no luck of meeting them.” Stardust Cookie looks down on the ground of the bus. It hasn't started yet. “I already miss them…”

Rye Cookie frowned. “I get that, bud. I mean, look at me!” Stardust Cookie raises his head by a bit to take a glance at Rye Cookie, as he notices his proud smile. “Ya’ have to face the worst! I'm your friend, my friends can help you,” she gives Stardust Cookie a thumbs up. “Just trust me!”

He gives her a small yet warm smile. “Thanks.”

She nodded. “It's alright, buddy. There's more to meet. Ya’ know, Chili Pepper Cookie, right? That is my buddy right here. For some reason, she is popular as hell! I'll make her meet you…!”

And she continued the conversation with Stardust Cookie, lightening him. He is happy. He was never this happy in so much time. Perhaps he has moved worlds and universes, but this arrangement and moving plans were bad, yet it was great for him. He wanted “more” friends.

It wasn't his desire but Moonlight's.

“Rye Cookie, I am intrigued to know what's happening,” Stardust Cookie didn't mean to interrupt her yapping session, but he was curious, as always. “What are you guys planning? Why does Chili Pepper Cookie need her phone?”

And there are more unanswered questions.

Rye Cookie nervously chuckled. “That, buddy, that…” She contemplated telling him about the situation, then she sighed. “Okay, ya’ won me. Basically, ‘esterday there was chaos at night. There was a loud Instrument party near Caramel Arrow Cookie's dorms.” She chuckled. “Poor her.”

Stardust Cookie tilted his head a bit. “Loud?” He has really to ask the question, especially about himself, he has been too used to living in a world of an abyss of the void. “What happened next?”

“Ha, ha, ha! That's where interestin’ stuff happens. Chili Pepper Cookie went to Macaron Cookie's dorms, which is simply beside Caramel Arrow Cookie's ,” she shrugged. “I don't know what happened here, but she somehow opened yer’ doors and just took a picture of Mint Choco Cookie and Cocoa Cookie laying together!” She exclaims, surprised.

“Is that a problem…?”

“Yes, ya’ see… Mint Choco Cookie, the green-haired some white stripes dude, right? told the whole class that he wasn't in a relationship. And look at him! Layin’ with his girlfriend we didn't know of!”

Rye Cookie continued, now getting herself comfortable with the seat– by leaning on it, two arms back on her head to balance it. “We didn't know for… like, two?” She asked herself, thinking. “Yeah, that's two years until now.”

Stardust Cookie is surprised. “Perhaps… it is to respect privacy, Rye Cookie.”

She shrugged. “Ya’ right. It was Chili Pepper Cookie's doing. But then… she got suspended! Ha, ha…” she coughed, as she choked on the air. Oopsie. “Sorry, sorry… but now, here we are. Doin’ war stuff in the forest. It'll begin when we are here!”

“Oh… what kind of war? Destruction?”

Even Rye Cookie doesn't know why he is asking her that question.

“Well, er… I can't tell ya’ the plan. You have to ask for a Chili Pepper Cookie, though.”

“Oh.”

Oh, how fun. He is going to need more waiting.