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KN : Who's your favorite artist ? Mine is your mother
Marinette : Seriously? My mother isn't a artist. What did she make ?
KN: You.
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LB: What are you in the mood for?
Kitty Noire: World domination.
LB: That's a bit ambitious.
Kitty Noire: You are my world.
LB: Aww...
Kitty Noire:
LB: OH.
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Kitty Noire: You got a date yet Marinette?
Marinette: No...
Kitty Noire: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!
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Marinette: Two gals!
Zoe: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Marinette and Zoe, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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Marinette: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Zoe: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Marinette, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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Zoe: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Marinette: You always act stupid.
Marinette:
Marinette: Wait...
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KN: I think I'm falling for you.
LB: Then get up.
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Emorinette: *angrily presses Reversed Zoe against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Reversed Zoe: ...
Reversed Zoe: Are we about to kiss-
Emorinette: ...I mean if you want to-
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Marinette: I feel like doing something stupid.
Zoe: I’m stupid, do me.
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Marinette: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Zoe: It was autocorrect.
Marinette: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Zoe: yes.
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Marinette: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Zoe: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Marinette: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Zoe: Is it working?
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Marinette: Do you want to know your gay name?
Zoe: My... my gay name?
Marinette: Yeah, it's your first name-
Zoe: Haha. Very funny Marinette-
Marinette: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Zoe: Oh- oh my god.
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Reversed Zoe: Are we fighting or flirting?
Emorinette: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Reversed Zoe: Your point?
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Zoe: Can you cut me some slack, Marinette? I’m sort of in love.
Marinette: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Zoe: I’m in love with you.
Marinette: *blushes* Oh. I forgot the part where it wasn't my problem
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*Marinette and Zoe skipping stones on lake*
Zoe: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Marinette, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Marinette, pointing: May I sit there?
Zoe: That's my lap
Marinette: That doesn't answer my question, Zoe.
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Zoe: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Marinette: You mean literally or figuratively?
Zoe: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Marinette: You're the love of my life and my fiancé, I would do anything for you.
Zoe: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Marinette: Absolutely not.
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Zoe: I don’t do relationships.
Marinette: *exists*
Zoe: Shit.
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Kitty Noire : I’m having one of those things! A headache with pictures!!
Marinette: you mean an idea..?
Kitty Noire: MMMMHHMMM!!
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Zoe: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Marinette: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Zoe: That one. I want that one.
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Zoe, talking about Marinette: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
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Alya: Why don’t you go talk to Zoe?
Marinette, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Alya: What? So you go tell her she's cute, what’s the worst that could happen?
Marinette: She could hear me.
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Marinette: Is something burning?
Kitty Noire, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Marinette: Kitty, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Marinette: Zoe and I are no longer friends.
Zoe: MARINETTE THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE WE ARE DATING
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Marinette: The stars are so beautiful...
Zoe: They're just giant balls of gas.
Marinette: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Zoe: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Marinette: Oh...
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Marinette: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free croissant.
Zoe: Marry me.
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Chloe: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Marinette: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Zoe, scoffing: Oh, please.
Marinette, to Zoe: Hey, how you doin’?
Zoe:
Zoe: *giggles and blushes*
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Chloe: Truth or dare?
Marinette: Truth!
Chloe: Do you-
Zoe: I dare you to kiss me.
Marinette: *kisses Zoe*
Chloe, to Alya: She said “truth”, right?
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Chloe: So, are you two dating now?
Marinette & Zoe: Yes.
Chloe: Why?
Marinette: I happen to find Zoe very appealing.
Chloe: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Zoe.
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*at 3am*
Chloe: *runs into Zoe’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Zoe: *wakes up* Dude!
Chloe: *cackles*
Marinette: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Zoe* What the fuck, Chloe?
Chloe: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
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Marinette: Come on, Chloe. Nobody actually believes that Zoe is in love with me
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Chloe, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Zoe is helplessly in love with Marinette.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Marinette: Zoe, put your hand down.
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Marinette: Are you a painting?
Zoe: What-?
Marinette: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Alix: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-
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Tom: Hey, Marinette, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Marinette: Yeah.
Chloe: And you, Zoe?
Zoe: Umm... yes?
Tom: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Zoe: Did he just-
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*playing twister*
Alya: Right hand red.
Zoe: *ends up on top of Marinette*
Marinette: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Alix: We stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Chloe: And now for a gay update with Marinette and Zoe.
Marinette: Getting gayer.
Chloe: Thank you, Marinette.
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Zoe: Where are you going?
Marinette: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Zoe: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Chloe, knowing full well that Zoe got Marinette an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
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Zoe: There's no way she like me back.
Chloe: Marinette would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.
Zoe: Marinette would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun
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Alya & Zoe: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Alya: We need an adult!
Zoe: Alya, We are adult!
Alya: We need an adultier adult! Get Marinette!