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    “What a unique placement of hydrangea,” Tsukishima continues, eyes gleaming. “So unusual to see them with, uh, what used to be a tulip. This bouquet speaks to me: it says, what is the meaning of life? How did I end up like this? Are we all destined for destruction at the hands of our creators?”

    Tetsurou groans loudly in the hope it’ll get him to stop.


    Clinical mage-pathologist Kuroo Tetsurou is very bad at bouquets but very good at his job. Relationships...fall somewhere in the middle. Being known for your curse-work does put a damper on things, even when you're diagnosing curses and not casting them. It's fortunate, then, that part-time florist Tsukishima Kei is good at both bouquets and his job, but Tetsurou doesn't know about the relationship part.

    Why would he? They're just friends, aren't they?

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