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Take a left, and then get up to the vent. Once in the vent, turn right, a sharp left, left again, right, up, middle, left, right, up-
“Wait should I take a left or a right?” Kafka asked the person in her earpiece.
“At which part?” Silverwolf replied.
“At the very start” Kafka finished putting on her leather jumpsuit “, just about to enter the vents”
Silverwolf sighed deeply into the earpiece causing Kafka to roll her eyes. “Come on Wolfie, I’m listening now.”
The grey-haired girl adjusted her microphone before typing a series of codes onto her laptop. “You better be.” After many instructions, Kafka finally reached the room where the diamond was being held. As expected, lasers that would burn anyone to a crisp if touched, and at the very end – a safe with a 4-digit passcode.
“Kafka I’m going to need you to-“
“Done.” Kafka was already at the safe. “It’s not exactly an impossible room if there was a switch that would turn off all the lasers next to the door.” Kafka put the code breaker machine onto the safe and switched it on. “All right, try 123-“
“Done.” Silverwolf interrupted. “You’re not the only one who is specialised in certain things.”
Kafka chuckled and switched off the earpiece for now. She kneeled to open the safe and there it was. In all its majestic glory. The Moussaieff Red Diamond. Kafka was about to get hold of the diamond but she suddenly heard footsteps running close to her. She quickly put on her earpiece.
“Who the hell is near this room?” Kafka said calmly into the earpiece but it was a strain. “Why do they know I’m here”
“I mean you did blow up a part of the building to create a distraction” Kafka did not laugh. “Checking their identity now” Kafka could hear Silverwolf’s rapid typing.
“Check the exits in case the thief has escaped!” Kafka heard a familiar voice, which was panicked. She smiled and got up from her knees. Guess I now need to steal another diamond. “Slight change of plans Wolfie. Here’s what you’re gonna do”
Eventually, the person who had shouted entered the room and when she did she tried to back out of the room but it was too late. Silverwolf had shut the door and locked it causing Himeko to groan in frustration.
“Hello my dear” Kafka held her girlfriend’s waist. Himeko in response slapped Kafka and before she had a chance to say ‘OW’, Himeko gave her a kiss quickly.
“I’m taking you to the police and don’t before try running. You and I both know that I will find you I’ll try to get them to reduce your sentence and once you are home I’m gonna deal with you then.” Kafka hadn’t realized that Himeko was putting on handcuffs on her until after Himeko stopped talking. Who wouldn’t be absolutely captivated by Himeko to forget their senses? Before she knew it, Kafka was put into a police car and the last thing she saw was Himeko shaking her head but a little smile on her face.
***
“Arson, theft, trespassing – Kafka are you trying to get a death sentence?” Himeko shouted at the criminal who was filing her nails. Need them to be a bit shorter for tonight. “You’re acting as if I haven’t done worse things” Kafka blew the dust from her nails. Himeko clenched the arms of the chairs, making Kafka have to look up to see her girlfriend.
“You endangered the lives of hundreds of people! You tried to steal the Moussaieff Red Diamond! I mean – what the hell were you going to do with a diamond?!” Himeko frowned. Kafka smirked “You look so hot ontop of me.”
Himeko immediately let go of the chair and pinched the bridge of her nose. “If you really want to know what I was going to do with the diamond” Kafka put her hands on her own waist and looked down “I was going to turn it into a ring so I can propose to you” Kafka looked away to the side.
“You’re joking” Himeko scoffed. Kafka stayed quiet.
Oh my God. She isn’t joking.
Himeko cupped Kafka’s face and turned it to face her. “Kafka I would love to marry you but I can’t marry a criminal.”
Kafka pouted “So if I stop stealing-“
“And all the other illegal things you do” Himeko quickly mentioned.
“So if I stop doing everything that is illegal” Kafka rolled her eyes “You will marry me?”
“Without question”