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“Ha what have you done Ben that me and Cat Noir haven’t done?” Ladybug and Cat Noir decided to confront the legendary Ben 10, Ben chuckled as he unzipped his grey jacket it was hot that day.
“What have I done? no it’s what have you done”
“Well me and My Lady have defeated Hawkmoth”
“No you haven’t kitty cat, he won and got his wish, and you still haven’t reclaimed the Butterfly Miraculous” Ladybug gulped “yeah you let him win Ladybug so don’t come to me and be all high and mighty, I let my ego go to my head ages ago and my best friend nearly paid the price, stupid Agreggor...”
“Yeah but I’m Paris greatest hero I’m better than you” fummed Ladybug while Cat Noir glared at her Ben doubled over with laughter “I’m sorry” he mocked Cat Noir “My Lady, but your not here’s my feats”
Ben took a deep breath “I have stopped the alien warlord Vilgax multiple times, Doctor Animo, the Circus Freaks with Zombozo the clown, Hex and Charmcaster, Ghostfreak, the Forever Knights, My best friend Kevin when he was misguided, and that was all when I was ten years old”
Ben continued “And then when I had to take up arms again five-ish years later, I defeated the Highbreed invasion off earth, the Incursians invasion, the Flame Keepers circle, the extra dimension being known as Dagon, stopped other low level threats like Captain Nemesis, stopped Maltruant from resetting the big bang so the universe is in his own image, rebuilt the universe when it was destroyed, helped other versions off me to be better people, and helped my best friend Kevin when he did what he had to do against Agreggor, there are probably more that I have forgotten”
Ben folded his arms “Now lets see what you have done, not defeated Hawkmoth when you had the tools to do it, belittled Cat Noir when he is only trying to help out, you are not heroes your actually kind of a joke, you stop Hawkmoth’s grunts? good for you the Precure and Power Rangers do this on a regular basis and beat their villains in the end, face it bug and kitty I’m better than you” Ben turned into Jetray and flew away leaving Ladybug and Cat Noir fuming...
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I’m just having abit off fun don’t mind me :P