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Vanessa. Gregory. Freddy ‘glamrock’ Fazbear. These three pile into a car and drive most expediently to the Mega Freddy Fazbear’s PizzaPlex For Family Fun And Games (MFFPPFFFAG) and they stepped inside, to the advisement of Cassidy, who was haunting vanessa to get rid of William Afton once and for all.
“Vanessa,” she said. “We need to go to the pizzaplex. That guy owes me five bucks still.”
“Well, okay, you’re the nicer of the two ghosts who’ve been in my head.” She replied, not acknowledging what an odd scentence that was.
The three stars, as the fandom has dubbed them, exited the vehicle and entered the building, only to see…
Cassie, the mimic, Monty, Chica, and Roxy playing uno. (The Anomaly was also there but they couldn’t see him.)
Vanessa walks up to cassie.
“Hey where did you get that mask hahaha…”
“Oh I found it :)” she replied, smiley face and all.
Cassidy said,
“hey doesn’t that let you see weird digital stufff..let’s borrow it for a second.”
“Hey can I borrow it for a second” Banessa said to Cassie.
Cassie was like “yeah sure okay” and handed it to her, meanwhile Gregory was so shocked and surprised and happy to see his friend ok!!!
“Omg cassie you’re okay I’m so shocked and surprised and happy!!”
“Literally FUCK YOU UOU DROPPED ME DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT!?!?”
“NO I DIDN’T!!!!”
Then the mimic and gregory get into an Epic Rap Battle to decide who’s the real gregory and Cassie is beatboxing. Meanwhile the glamrocks are getting back to their card game, not bothered by the others leaving. Freddy joins them and they all say
“Oh hey Fred how’s it going” in unison.
“I am a Father Figure”
“Oh thats crazy.”
Meanwhile Vanessa and Cassidy see: THE ANOMALY
The anomaly looks at vanessa and smiles very wide like a freak.
“Oh…hello vanessa. It is i, the anomaly. I use they/it now.”
“Oh that’s nice.fuck you though”
“Yeah wel;; you see Vanessa Cassie here educated me on the nature of Pronouns…. And it’s direct correlation with blue hair. And you see when you and Cassidy KILLED ME I became tHIS NEW DIGITAL FORM..!!! And you see the little glitches coming off of me…they are BLUE. So you indirectly gave me PRONOUNS Vanessa.”
“DEAR LORD” she said in response. She now realized that this was formerly glitchtrap AKA William Afton (their deadname)
“Ohh just ca;ll me the Anomaly <3”
so Cassidy was like, “Vanessa can I take over your body to bea t them up please please please” and she felt very respected.
“Thanks for asking yeah.”
So Cassidy possessed vanessa and reached outa hand to summon the princess quest sword which was in fazer blast, so everyone stood there for a solid three minutes before it came flying in and into Vanessa’s hand and Cassie is seeing all of this because of the chip in her head, but she doesn’t care very much because she’s busy beatboxing. Also Gregory kicked the mimic in the face.how you might ask? Well you see he asked Freddy to pick him up and he did.
And then Cassidy said
“Anomaly….you know why I’m here right now ueah?”
“Because i killed you and like 30 other kids or whatever?”
“No idiot. Well yeah but specifically right now I’m upset because you still owe me five dollars.”
And so she SMOTE ITS FAGGOT ASS.
Also the mimic is dead because gregory kept kicking it and then bit off it’s head (and ate it) (he was hungry) and Cassie was like, well….that happened. Marvel style and Roxanne Wolf started singing Firework by Katy Perry and everyone started dancing, but cassidy was like “okay I’m going to the afterlife now seeya” and vanessa was like “ok bye have fun buddy :]” and then everyone got ice cream and sat and watched the sun rise. Also tape girl showed up and kissed vanessa on the mouth