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New Messina Messaging™ Group Chat: Alya, Marinette, Juleka, Rose,
Marinette: @Alya what is this new app that you made us all download?
Alya: Messina Messaging!
Alya: It’s a new app that Damocles connected to the computers at school. We can message through them and on our phones!
Marinette: And we can’t just use our phones because….
Alya: Convenience
Marinette: You’re gonna look me in the eye and tell me that downloading a whole app and logging in WITH TWO TONE AUTHENTICATOR every time is more convenient than just using my phone?
Alya: Yes
Alya: It’s more fun
Alya: And the two tone authenticator is only when you log in to a NEW device. After that, it’ll keep you logged in and your messages up all the time.
Marinette: Oh that makes me feel so much better
Alya: Ur impossible
Alya: Every one is using Messina
Juleka: *emphasized “Every one is using Messina”*
Juleka: She’s right. My brother’s school uses it.
Rose: WE SHOULD INVITE LUKA INTO THE GROUP!!!!
Alya: *Loved “WE SHOULD INVITE LUKA INTO THE GROUP!!!!”*
Alya: Yeah! We should invite everyone! The more the merrier!
Marinette: *Disliked “Yeah! We should invite everyone! The more the merrier!”*
Marinette: ****Everyone except you-know-who
Alya: *Disliked “****Everyone except you-know-who”*
Juleka: *Disliked “****Everyone except you-know-who”*
Rose: *Disliked “****Everyone except you-know-who”*
Alya: Girl…BFFR
Alya: You cannot still be mad at him
Marinette: I can, I am, I will.
Marinette: Veni Vidi Vici or whatever
Alya: Yeah that’s not what that means
Marinette: *dr**n can go kick rocks
Alya: girl
Alya: let
Alya: it
Alya: go
Marinette: Never
Rose: Adrien is so kind though! I don’t know why you hate him?
Alya: please don’t get her started
Marinette: Why do I hate him? Let me count the ways
Alya: Calm down Kat Stratford
Rose: Everybody loves Adrien!
Marinette: It’s actually insulting to insinuate that I am included in that statement and I would very much like to be excluded from that narrative smh
Rose: But he’s full of so many good qualities!
Marinette: He’s full alright
Marinette: Full of himself
Alya: Okay I’ve had enough of this. I’m sending them the link
Luka, Nino, Adrien, Kagami have joined the chat
Luka: Oh nice! You guys all got Messina too! It’s a cool app
Alya: We all think so!
Alya: Well, most of us. Marinette would beg to differ
Adrien: Marinette doesn’t like something? *Pretends to be shocked*
Alya: Oh no
Nino: Not this again
Marinette: Why hello Adrien! I am so glad that you are in this group message. It really made my entire day
Adrien: Obviously it would
Adrien: I’m amazing
Marinette: That was sarcasm. Every heard of it?
Adrien: No, what is that? Can you explain it since you clearly know everything?
Marinette: It’s a form of satire
Adrien: Satire? I hardly know her!
Marinette: *Disliked “Satire? I hardly know her!”*
Nino: *Laughed “Satire? I hardly know her!”*
Rose: Omg! Did you guys see Mlle. Bustier’s email? The school will be hosting a dance on Friday!
Rose: We have to pick out what to wear and find dates!
Rose: @Juleka will you be my date?
Alya: *Loved “@Juleka will you be my date?”
Luka: *Loved “@Juleka will you be my date?”
Juleka: yes
Alya: This is so soon! We don’t have much time to find people to go with.
Adrien: Good luck to all of you finding a date
Luka: Do you have someone you are going with already?
Adrien: No
Adrien: I’m not going to ask anyone
Marinette: Because you’re so scared of rejection?
Adrien: Please, like anyone could reject a face like mine
Marinette: your face makes me want to reject my lunch
Alya: *Laughed “your face makes me want to reject my lunch”*
Adrien: It’s simply not fair to all of the girls that want to go to the dance with me
Marinette: Saint Adrien
Adrien: So I won’t ask anyone
Marinette: And cheers can be heard all across Paris
Adrien: oh and you have so much room to talk? You have a long line of suitors waiting to ask for your hand?
Marinette: God no
Marinette: I’d rather listen to a dog bark at a pigeon than have a man ask me to a dance
Adrien: Please keep that mindset. I’m only thinking of the safety of any boy foolish enough to even try to ask you out. Don’t want you to scratch up a poor soul for trying
Nino: @Adrien @Marinette do u two want a room or something?
Alya: “Laughed *@Adrien @Marinette do u two want a room or something?”*
Luka: “Laughed *@Adrien @Marinette do u two want a room or something?”*
Rose: “Laughed *@Adrien @Marinette do u two want a room or something?”*
Adrien: *Disliked “@Adrien @Marinette do u two want a room or something?”*
Marinette: *Disliked “@Adrien @Marinette do u two want a room or something?”*
New Messina Messaging™ Chat: Nino and Adrien
Nino: Dude
Nino: Did you notice Alya’s messages?
Adrien: Saw them? Yes
Adrien: Noticed them? No
Nino: She was reacting to all of my messages. Do you think she likes me?
Adrien: So was Luka. Should we call him in here and ask if he’s in love with you too?
Nino: She’s so pretty
Nino: And smart too
Adrien: Are you being fr?
Nino: You don’t think so?
Adrien: Marinette is pretty and gets better grades
Adrien: Even if she is the worst person I know
Luka has joined the chat
Luka: You guys good? You haven’t said anything in the group chat for like 10 minutes
Luka: @Adrien Marinette has been saying plenty that I thought you would have jumped at the opportunity to joke about
Adrien: Luka are you in love with Nino
Luka: Not currently
Adrien: Nino thinks Alya is into him because she reacted to his messages
Adrien: Talk about a big ego amirite?
Nino: *Disliked “Talk about a big ego amirite?”*
Luka: *Disliked “Talk about a big ego amirite?”*
Luka: That’s great man, she’s a nice girl
Luka: @Nino you should ask her to the dance
Adrien: That is a terrible idea
Adrien: One of your worst yet @Luka
Luka: @Adrien one of these days you will fall in love and we will never let you hear the end of it
Adrien: If that day ever comes, and I pray that it never does, can you guys do me a favor and just put me out of my misery cause clearly I’ve gone crazy
Luka: I’m ignoring that statement
Nino: *Emphasized “I’m ignoring that statement”*
Adrien: Rude. Both of you. I wish you both nothing but the worst. Plagues on both your houses or whatever
Luka: @Nino do you really like Alya?
Nino: I’ve liked her for so long but I don’t know what to do about it :/
Luka: I’ll help you out.
Luka: I’ll message her and see how she feels about her and if she likes you then you can ask her to the dance with the assurance that she’ll say yes
Nino: Really? Thanks!!
Adrien: Why does no one care what I have to say about the matter?
New Messina Messaging™ Chat: Chloe to Sabrina
Chloe: Ugh! Who do they think they are? Having group chat without me? This app is stupid anyhow
Sabrina: Maybe if you tried messaging them first they would be more welcoming?
Chloe: I don’t want them to be more welcoming
Chloe: I want them to do what I say and tell me how fabulous I am
Sabrina: Okay
Sabrina: So we need to work on your people skills
Chloe: I can’t hide who I am
Chloe: I am a mean girl and I think I should be even meaner tbh
Sabrina: But being mean doesn’t get you what you want
Sabrina: Marinette isn’t mean and people follow what she’s says
Chloe: I would rather wear a pair of dirty converse than ever be compared to Dupain-Cheng
Lila has joined the chat
Lila: I have tea
Chloe: Is it scalding?
Chloe: Can I use it to ruin someone’s life?
Lila: That’s the only kind I deal in
Chloe: well spit it out
Lila: There’s going to be a dance on Friday
Lila: And I know that Nino is going to ask Alya
Chloe: So what? I thought this would be life-ruining information
Lila: The key is that Luka is going to ask Alya for Nino
Lila: So we could start a rumor to make Nino think Luka wants her for himself
Chloe: oooooh this could be interesting
Lila: it would drive a wedge between Nino and Luka and make Alya uncomfortable
Chloe: This could work
Chloe: But how do you know that Luka is going to ask for Nino?
Lila: I was walking to Mendeleiev’s class behind Nino and Adrien and Nino was talking to Adrien about their plan.
Chloe: Adrien is a part of this too?
Chloe: I think I have an idea
Chloe: Are you guys in?
Lila: Duh
Chloe: @Sabrina ?
Sabrina: I don’t know…
Sabrina: Okay fine. Yes. I’m in
Chloe: good. Pay attention because I’m only going to type out this plan once