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Roguefort Cookie, the Phantom Bleu. A mysterious figure, always leaving without a trace. They steal without anyone noticing, and yet their mere presence is one that many people want to stray away from.
The Phantom Bleu's cape billowed in the wind as they stood watching the naive museum. Smiling, they jumped, and-
CRACK
Everything went to black.
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"Aaaaaauuugggguuuuhhhh...."
"Oh, good golly, your awake!"
Roguefort Cookie's eye widened in fear. Jumping into a sitting position, they immediatly felt PAIN. BACK PAIN.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Roguefort Cookie couldn't resist SCREAMING.
"Make sure to rest!!! I'll get you some pain relievers! You had to be good to your dough, y'know!" Dr. Bone Cookie's voice sounded like someone scratching a chalkboard with long nails to Roguefort.
Dr. Bones Cookie continued. "Anyways, I'm bringing Almond Cookie and his daughter here!" Roguefort groaned. Looking at their cotton medical gown, they knew this was the start of his downfall.