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1. Some of its transcendental…and some of its just really dumb by averywiseanimatedcat

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   17 Dec 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • I’ve been waiting for an excuse to write them doing the nasty in the bentley
   • and this is that
   • The Bentley ships aziracrow
   • shes the biggest fan of all

   Summary

   This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever written.

   Top tip: listen to the Mission Impossible theme song while reading this. Don’t ask questions just do it.

   I’m not going to try and explain this absolute chaos fire so I’m pasting the prompt I got in my ask box from the amazingly unhinged indigovigilance on tumblr:

   “Hello Ben & Jerry's Phish Food

   I am coming unhinged in your askbox! I demand a one-off fic of the ineffables still being angry at each other, but fighting back to back against the insurmountable forces of Heaven and Hell, still bickering, and then out of nowhere the Bentley parts the hoards of angels and demons like Moses did the Red Sea, and the idiots get in the car (still bickering) and the Bentley gets them outa there like a bat outa hell, and then the cab keeps shrinking and the seats getting closer together until they are practically on top of each other (STILL. BICKERING.) and then they finally realize that they'd misunderstood each other all along and start making out and then the Bentley tips them into the back seat and makes a beeline for South Downs.”

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