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1. 34 Rules and Two Addendums: Not Gay by scuttlesworth

   Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Sep 2012

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
   • Sherlock Holmes & John Watson
   • Sherlock Holmes
   • John Watson
   • Crack
   • Complete Smut
   • Lists
   • Teh Ghey Seks
   • Gay Sex

   Summary

   John starts a list. It's only in his head, of course; if you write something down in the flat, it immediately ceases to be private, even if you password protect the file and name it something completely innocuous like "taxes". So this is the list of Not Gay he keeps in his head.

   Originally posted on ff.net.

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