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Tavros is motherfuckin beautiful when he sleeps.
He’s beautiful always, ah course, he’s the best motherfuckin miracle to ever get hatched, but when he’s asleep…
When he’s asleep, you just can’t keep your hands to yourself.
His face is soft an peaceful an he looks so so cute like this, so sweet and small and pitiful you’re gettin riled up just thinkin about it.
Your hands are gettin their gander on, feelin all up his face and neck and chest. His heart is beatin slow and careful, his breath is all risin his chest up an down like waves on a beach, and god damn he’s just perfect for ya.
His stomach’s a little soft for pattin and only gets softer down at his hips. You take a little squeeze at the plush rump he got no excuse hiding in a chair all day, an you trace little circles around the bony bits on his legs, ghostin your hands over his feet…
After what spidertits did, he can’t really feel much down there, right? So he wouldn’t wake up if you took a little taste..?
You do a little test lick up his ankle, and when his face doesn’t move you start takin his sandals an shit off. Ten cute little piggies are there ta greet you. Each one a teensy little miracle just for you an your licker.
But before you can really get your slurp on, mothtits taps your shoulder.
KANAYA: Hey Uh
KANAYA: What The Fuck Are You Doing
GAMZEE: jUsT eNjOyIn A sLeEpY mOtHeRfUcKeRs NiCe BoD :o)
KANAYA:
KANAYA: Stop
Shit, ya can’t argue with cold hard fact. You shrug at her and stumble off back to the horn pile to wait til shes gone.
You’ll get plenty of other chances to enjoy yourself.