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You’re having a crisis.
Meenah is big, a-and strong, and at first you thought she’d be meaner than vriska but she’s not, she’s a sweetheart, and that’s worse, because if she were mean you’d be able to just walk away and pretend she isn’t sexy.
LOOK at her! Look at her, her hips, and her, uh, ch-chest, and! And!!!!
And she’s really, really tall.
So tall.
She’s nearly an adult and she’s fuschia, so of course she is, but she absolutely towers over you and it is so fucking hot.
You’ve fantasized before, okay? You’ve been weird about fairies and their size, comparatively, when considering things like, uh, your bulge.
Now you’re the fairy.
Meenah isn’t making it easy for you!!! She’s got her arm right o-over you and pulled you up against her, and your ear is pressed right up against the s-side of her ribcage so you can hear her heart pumping pumping pumping, and, and,
MEENAH: hey bullfish you good
TAVROS: uM, yES, iM FINE,,,,
MEENAH: no yer not
MEENAH: youre blushin like a schoolgill from one a rufi’s animes whats pullin your bullion
TAVROS: i DONT THINK,, bULLION IS EVEN A WORD, SO,
MEENAH: saw it in a meme once sooooo
TAVROS: tHAT ACTUALLY MAKES IT LESS, lIKELY, tHAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING,, iS TRUE,
MEENAH: hell nah memes are infishputable
MEENAH: whats
MEENAH: pullin
MEENAH: your
MEENAH: bullion
TAVROS: uM,,,
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
TAVROS: yOU ARE,,,,,,,,,
MEENAH: oh
MEENAH: want me to back off? i kinda snuck up on ya there huh
TAVROS: nO!
TAVROS: nO I LIKE, uHM
Why is your mouth??????
TAVROS: iTS JUST,, fLUSTERING ME,,,, bECAUSE,, yOURE VERY ATTRACTIVE,
MEENAH: ...
MEENAH: for searious?
Her words are self conchious, but her demeanor is anything but.
TAVROS: yES,, tHAT IS PROBABLY WHY, iM ATTRACTED TO YOU,,,
Meenah stares down at you.
Then she bursts into laughter.
MEENAH: )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A OMG
MEENAH: that was the most awkward confishion -EV-ER
MEENAH: you are adorable bullfish
She kisses you on the very top of your head and your eyes nearly bulge out of her head at the way her chest curves when she bends wayyyy over to do it.
MEENAH: but we save the good shit for AFT-ER prince of thresh air
Whatever the good shit is, you’re sure it’ll be worth it.