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Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny were all at Cartmans house, sitting in his room with bored looks on their faces. “Why’d you invite us over if we weren’t going to do anything, Cartman?” Kyle asked from his spot in a beanbag chair, the annoyance in his tone evident. Stan and Kenny grumbled with agreement, the two of them sitting in the floor nearby Kyle. Cartman rolled his eyes, standing up from where he had been laying on his bed. “Because I wanted something to do!” He complained in his over-the-top dramatic tone. “I thought you guys would find something to do, but clearly I overestimated all of you!”
Kyle wasn’t paying much attention to Cartman as he spoke, his eyes moving to the window. It was almost always snowing in Colorado, but the snow seemed a bit heavier today. “Hey, I think I have an idea!” Kyle suddenly spoke, a smile forming on his face. Three pairs of eyes quickly landed on him, curiosity in their gazes. “What is it?” Stan questioned quickly, perking up at the idea of the group not sitting around any longer. “We should build a snowman!” He suggested with a smile, and everyone quickly agreed, Cartman, surprisingly, not complaining about the idea. The four boys quickly headed outside, playfully arguing over who was better at making a snowman. After this argument they decided to make two, Cartman and Kenny making one, while Stan and Kyle made the other.
Stan and Kyle started to make the bottom piece of the snowman together, snickering as they talked about how much better theirs would be. As they laughed with each other they got distracted and failed to notice a rock in front of them as they rolled the bottom of the snowman forward, falling straight into it and ruining their progress. “Oh dude what the fuck!” Stan laughed loudly as he pulled himself out of the snow, reaching to help Kyle up as well. Kyle laughed too, wiping the snow that covered his face off. “Cmon Stan let's remake it or Cartman and Kenny will finish before us!”
Meanwhile, Kenny and Cartman were just finishing their bottom piece to the snowman, having made multiple jokes as they worked on it. When they saw Kyle and Stan fall they both laughed so hard they almost fell and messed up their work too. “Dude, look how red their faces are!” Cartman giggled, Kenny snickered even more at the comment. “Wait Cartman, we should give the Snowman a dick!” Kennys suggested with a snicker, his voice muffled from his parka. Cartman grinned, “Fuck yeah Kenny!”
The four boys continued working on their snowmen, with occasional banter as they debated which of the two would be better. When they finished they decided it was a tie, and just as they went to head back inside, Cartman kicked Stan and Kyles snowman down, snickering as he did so.
“Dude what was that for?!” Stan yelled, running over to the ruined snowman with annoyance. Kyle then promptly ruined Kenny and Cartmans snowman, causing outrage from the both of them. Then Kyle was met with a snowball to the face, escalating to all four boys flinging snowballs through the air at each other, their laughs filling the air.