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I CAN FINALLY KRILL MYSELF!
juliaofficial: just woke up, i hope everyone dies
Zodapop: yooo man what the hell D:
Starman: what happened this time julia
juliaofficial: ‘wHaT hApPeNeD tHiS tImE-‘ MK HAPPENED
beaniebaby: :3
juliaofficial: why would you hack into my twitter account and make me post an ‘official’ competition where the winner gets to MEET ME IRL.
beaniebaby: 1. dont make your twitter password so obvious next time
beaniebaby: and 2. cause it’s funny :3
itzyaboichase: WOAH JULIA THATS A GREAT IDEA ACTUALLY I SHOULD TOTALLY DO THE SAME THING WITH MY TWITTER FOLLOWERS
juliaofficial: THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU BUTTKNUCKLE
Starman: ok so your girlfriend did a little bit of scheming??? so what??
juliaofficial: SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
beaniebaby: we literally went on a date yesterday??
juliaofficial: shut up.
juliaofficial: anyways the so what is that I DONT WANT TO MEET UP WITH A FOLLOWER IRL???
juliaofficial: what if its some gross middle aged guy that showers once every week and uses Reddit on the daily
juliaofficial: i think i would have to kms if that happened
Starman: ok fair, that’s a pretty gross option
Starman: can’t you just delete the post??
juliaofficial: i wish i could but too many fucking people saw it and are already putting in their submissions and they would definitely notice that i deleted the post
beaniebaby: HA
juliaofficial: THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
itzyaboichase: GUYS IGNORE THE LESBIANS AND GO ONTO MY TWITTER IM ALSO HOSTING A CONTEST!
DancingQueen: nobody cares about your twitter chase!!!
itzyaboichase: PEOPLE CARE!!! IM VERIFIED SO PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY CARE
Starman: didnt you buy your verification badge??
DancingQueen: oh he did! he was sooooo distraught about not getting that special blue tick that he went and bought it the first day he could!!
Starman: embarrassing…
juliaofficial: talk about desperate
beaniebaby: HA (2)
Zodapop: aw man chase its like
Zodapop: totally ok to not be liked by anyone on twitter!
itzyaboichase: …
itzyaboichase: what’s the point in being so mean guys…words hurt…
DancingQueen: you know what else hurts
itzyaboichase: emma please
DancingQueen: CUTTING THE DAMN BRAKES OF MY CAR SO I CRASH INTO A PET STORE
itzyaboichase: Aw ems cmon it wasnt that bad!
DancingQueen: I WAS IN HOSPITAL FOR 3 DAYS???
itzyaboichase: no you weren’t???
DancingQueen: STOP GASLIGHTING ME CHASE.
itzyaboichase: Gaslighting isn’t even real! You’re just making that up!
Starman: Emma what on earth prompted you to date him in the first place
DancingQueen: Is it depressing to say I don’t know
juliaofficial: ok can we not focus on their disgusting past relationship and focus back on ME?
juliaofficial: I am having a CRISIS here because of some little gremlin who’s grubby little hands GOT ONTO MY TWITTER
beaniebaby: why are you noticing my little hands hm? you gay for me or smthn? 🤨
juliaofficial: kys.
Starman: bet you she’s kicking her feet up into the air and giggling
juliaofficial: CAN YOU FUCK OFF AND GO KISS YOUR STUPID BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING???
Starman: no because he’s currently training and I need my handsome boyfriend to kick peoples asses
itzyaboichase: HA GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
beaniebaby: is he like
beaniebaby: still stuck in the 2010s
DancingQueen: yes.
itzyaboichase: NO WHAT
itzyaboichase: IM TOTALLY WITH THE TIMES
itzyaboichase: I LIKE SKIBIDI TOILET
Starman: you cannot just jump from one extreme to the other like that chase…
itzyaboichase: NO GUYS I PROMISE IM COOL AND RELEVANT
Zodapop: aw man chase youre like super funny
itzyaboichase: SEE ZEE THINKS IM FUNNY
DancingQueen: ZEE PROBABLY DOESNT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
itzyaboichase: OF COURSE ZEE KNOWS
itzyaboichase: ZEE YOU TOTALLY KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT RIGHT???
Zodapop:.
Zodapop: uh
Zodapop: yeah man :D
itzyaboichase: S E E???
Starman: should we tell him?
DancingQueen: honestly just give up at this point
Starman: sad…
Mount Rageous: What’s sad?
Starman: chase
DancingQueen: chase
juliaofficial: chase.
beaniebaby: chase :3
Mount Rageous: Oh!
Mount Rageous: Yeah that makes way more sense now.
itzyaboichase: What the freak
itzyaboichase: like frick off guys cut the crap
itzyaboichase: this is so unnecessarily mean!
juliaofficial: for the love of god JUST SAY FUCK
DancingQueen: chase is scared he’s gonna lose sponsors and be demonetized if he swears
juliaofficial: does the buttknuckle know he’s not on YouTube rn and in a public group chat
itzyaboichase: you never know who’s recording your convos!! my info could be sold off just like that if I let out a freaking swear word
beaniebaby: oh nooooo who would ever think of leaking influencer information to get money
Mount Rageous: Chase, honey, I get where you’re coming from but it’s not the end of the world if you let loose a bit!
Mount Rageous: I mean this chat makes me cuss out of anger at LEAST once a day!
Starman: is that really a good thing??
Mount Rageous: Oh no it’s not, like what the fuck is wrong with some of y’all???
Mount Rageous: But what I’m trying to say is that it’s like, totally fine to swear once in a while!
Mount Rageous: Like Julia said, it’s a public group chat, not a YouTube video
itzyaboichase: uh yeah well I still got a reputation to uphold!! Still a super famous and hot and nice and humble celebrity!!!
itzyaboichase: but if you guys are begging for me to swear…
Starman: ew
juliaofficial: gross
beaniebaby: id rather kms
DancingQueen: fuck off chase
Zodapop: nah man none of that begging here
Mount Rageous: The suggestion made me gag a little ngl…
itzyaboichase:.
itzyaboichase: fuck you guys then
Starman: WOAH CHASE
beaniebaby: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN???
Mount Rageous: I thought you were better than this.
juliaofficial: god what the hell chase
DancingQueen: i should’ve expected this from you :/
Zodapop: uh
Zodapop: not cool man?
itzyaboichase: WHAT THE FRICK GUYS YOU TOLD ME TO SWEAR!!!
itzyaboichase: IM GONNA LOSE MY MONETIZATION NOW BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS!!!
DancingQueen: oh no!!! What a shame!!! I feel so bad!!
itzyaboichase: i gotta go film an apology video now before this conversation leaks!!
Mount Rageous: Looks like it’s too late for that.
itzyaboichase: what
itzyaboichase: WHAT
beaniebaby: aw man who wouldve done such an awful thing
juliaofficial: you can be funny sometimes
beaniebaby: god julia just confess your undying love for me already :3
juliaofficial: i take back everything i said i fucking hate you
itzyaboichase: MK WHAT HAVE YOU D O N E!!!
itzyaboichase: MY CAREER IS RUINED
itzyaboichase: ALL THOSE YEARS I SPENT DEDICATING MYSELF TO MY WORK
itzyaboichase: GONE
Mount Rageous: He could use some work but he’s not that bad of an actor. It almost sounds like he’s crying.
DancingQueen: that’s because he is
DancingQueen: its like this every single time he gets called out for something
itzyaboichase: AND I WAS GONNA PROMOTE MY NEW MERCH AS WELL
itzyaboichase: MY LIFE IS OVER!!! YOUTUBE WILL NEVER WANT TO MONETIZE ME AGAIN!! IM GONNA BE BROKE AND LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX SURROUNDED BY NON-COOL PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF ME
Mount Rageous: Ah.
Mount Rageous: That is…
Mount Rageous: Yeah.
Starman: well mk must feel very accomplished now
Starman: managing to fuck over two out of four of our influencer/celebrity classmates today
juliaofficial: oh fuck off i had just forgotten about that
juliaofficial: cant i just lie and say one of you losers won the contest???
Starman: followers are bloodthirsty hounds, they’ll need to see a submission for the contest or they won’t believe you
DancingQueen: can confirm
Mount Rageous: Very much so true, I once witnessed a co-star of mine get absolutely ripped apart on Twitter because he lied about who won this contest he was hosting.
juliaofficial: ughhhhh FUCK YOU MK
beaniebaby: :3
Zodapop: this convo is getting so confusing man :(
In Your Walls: did i hear about blood and ripping people apart? :)
Starman is offline!
juliaofficial is offline!
beaniebaby is offline!
DancingQueen is offline!
itzyaboichase is offline!
Mount Rageous is offline!
Zodapop is offline!
In Your Walls: aw :(