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Oh no! I’m getting fucked on the Christmas Train by one of Santa’s Elves, but all I want to do is get off the Naughty List! by minikonomi (discokonomi)
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
20 Dec 2023
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Summary
There’s no way in hell he’s getting on board the Christmas train.
The doors slide open — no one gets off, but more Christmas music blares out, along with the dueling scents of cinnamon and peppermint — revealing an elf, or someone dressed the part, with pretty dark curls and a devastating smirk. He looks Atsumu up and down, gaze lingering briefly on his chest, before raising an eyebrow. “All aboard?” he asks, shaking a bell-covered basket with candy canes.
Maybe he will get on board the Christmas train.
“Uh,” he replies dumbly.
“Tick tock,” the elf says, nodding his head back and forth with the sound. “Doors are closing.”
In which Atsumu's commute home gets interrupted by Santa's Weirdest Little Elf, and Suna is only partially to blame.