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1. Some Unholy Hoax by ArgylePirateWD

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Jun 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • background Maggie/Nina (Good Omens)
   • background Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) - Relationship
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • The Metatron (Good Omens)
   • Maggie (Good Omens)
   • Nina (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • The Bentley (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Uriel (Good Omens)
   • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
   • Saraqael (Good Omens)
   • Shax (Good Omens)
   • Furfur (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Original Angel Character(s)
   • Original Demon Character(s)
   • Pregnancy
   • Mpreg
   • Male presenting pregnancy
   • Dubiously Consensual Pregnancy
   • Morning Sickness
   • Pregnant Sex
   • Pregnant Character in Danger
   • Pregnant Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • BAMF Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Supreme Archangel Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Experienced Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Virgin Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Protective Crowley (Good Omens)
   • BAMF Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has Chronic Pain (Good Omens)
   • Post-Season/Series 02
   • Wing Grooming
   • Massage
   • Heaven is Terrible (Good Omens)
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Major Character Injury
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending

   Summary

   In a desperate attempt to delay the Second Coming, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale makes a proposal: Jesus should be completely reborn—gestated for nine months in the human way, then raised to adulthood on Earth. When he volunteers to carry the child himself, he doesn't think anyone will agree. Somebody, however, does.

   What will his unexpected condition do to his strained relationship with Crowley? And what will happen once it becomes apparent that something is very much amiss in this whole "Second Coming" business?

   COMPLETE!

   Language:

   English

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