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PEAK AND PEAKY

I like Cheeseburgers too: Does anyone wanna go for a stroll in the park? I’m planning on jogging today and since it’s snowing, the scenery is mesmerizing.

What is a km?: Oh me! I want to work out and take photos too!!!

Lovely and in love: Hmm, if you change the jogging with walking I might go.

Gaymer: pffft, your hatred towards P.E. is starting to show up esora

Lovely and in love: Hmph, says you.

I like Cheeseburgers too: Shinobu, do you want to come along? With you it’s more fun.

If you want to, we can change it to just walking, I have no problems with it. As long as we are outside is enough for me.

Gaymer: i’ll think about it

I like Cheeseburgers too: Is there any way we can lure you?

What is a km?: cough cough In-game currencies, try with that, it always works somehow cough cough

Lovely and in love: I’ve finally considered my options, I’ll go.

Shinobu, I’ll pay you 40000 ¥ worth of any game currency or gift cards.

Gaymer: any game? any gift cards? heck yeah, deal

I like Cheeseburgers too: Fufufu, I’ll wait for all of you, I’m already there.

A few minutes later

Gaymer:@What is a km? @Lovely and in love where the heck are you guys

What is a km?: Sorry, I just found Maho and tried to get her into my gym!

Gaymer: Tried to get her? more like kidnapped her and threatened her to gunpoint to join

What is a km?: I did not do that! While coming I saw her and I just simply suggested and gave recommendations to her! I even gift her a 3-month membership free trial in case she wanted!

I like Cheeseburgers too: Pfffft, I love how we all interact with each other. So much difference. Shinobu, I’m going to search for Esora, you can sit and wait if you want to. Yuka, how much time do you think it will take you to finish talking with Maho?

What is a km?: We’re talking a lot about sports, so I don’t think I’ll be done for some time.

Gaymer: ok, @I like Cheeseburgers too @What is a km? i’ll be waiting in this bench next to these two big ahh trees

My location

I like Cheeseburgers too: Fufu, don’t die of frostbite~

Gaymer: i wont dw.

Minutes later(again,sorry)

(The warning is for here: stalking)

Gaymer: yo yuka, remember when i told you that there’s a fan that’s been stalking me for some time, right? she’s here, i don’t wanna move and get lost but she really is persistent,

i need help, she keeps bothering me with personal questions i rather not answer, i need you to make her go away, pls be quick i don’t think i can handle much more.

What is a km?: Shinobu this is not dms but omw.

Gaymer: fuckhwodoideleetethis

I like Cheeseburgers too: Couldn’t find Esora.

A fan what?? I’m sprinting there, going to make her learn a lesson

Gaymer: wait kyouko no. it’s nothing srs really

I like Cheeseburgers too: Nothing serious? Are you kidding me Shino?

Lovely and in love: I’m calling the cops and police + sending bodyguards to your location Shinobu. You are secure and safe with us, no matter what.

What is a km?: I have many evidences to go against that girl, should I show it to the police or go there?

Gaymer: kyouko is here directly protecting me, go show them to the police pls

Gaymer: sorry for souring y’all’s x-mas eve with my problem

Lovely and in love: Oh it’s nothing Shinobu, your well-being is important.

What is a km?: I’m so glad she didn’t harm you this time, now the police has sent her to justice she better not do it again.

I like Cheeseburgers too: … i hope she learns in prison. Such people shouldn’t be proud of their actions

Harm? Did she also hurt you?

Gaymer: i dont wanna talk about this anymore pls, if you want to know more, pls wait until i’m ok with telling,don’t ask nagisa too and also thank you for well, everything just now

can we change subject like how esora hasn’t even gotten here?

I like Cheeseburgers too: Sorry I won’t be bringing that up once again, as long as you are safe and confortable

But yeah, where were you Esora?

Lovely and in love: I met a very cute and lovely person named Reona and her friend Tamade Chiyu and talked with them for a long time, since they both come from another continent. And it shocked me when she told me they were only 14 years old and with a very successful and popular music band (Raise A Suilen?) already. Oh and that she was Chiyu’s maid. But yeah, that’s it

What is a km?: Shinobu, do you want us to hang out?

Gaymer: if you don’t mind

I like Cheeseburgers too: Where should we go?

Lovely and in love: Of course we don’t mind! We can go to my house to also celebrate Christmas Eve!

Gaymer: *mansion

What is a km?: Let’s all relax and enjoy what’s remaining of this day!

Gaymer: 🎆🎉 @I like Cheeseburgers too

I like Cheeseburgers too: Hanging out before Christmas, let’s make the most out of it, Shinobu.

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Happy Happy Happy

DONUTS4LIFE: HAI EVERYBODY!!!! GOOOOD MORNIIIIING! RISE AND SHINE! IT’S CHRISTMAS ~!!

Sports4life: rinku… please it’s 4 am… but merry x-mas

CurryForLife: Good morning Rinku! And greetings to everyone as well! Merry Christmas!

How are we feeling in this prosperous morning?

Art4Life: It’s 4:47 am, 5 am is more nearby than 4 am.

Anyways, merry Christmas!

Sports4life: Why are we all awake so early

Its not 5 am yet, so in this case saying 4 am its correct

Art4Life: Trying to be a smartass Maho?

I was drawing some fan art.

DONUTS4LIFE: I WAS TOO EXITED TO SLEEP

OHHHH, FAN ART? I WANNA SEE I WANNA SEE

CurryForLife: I couldn’t fall asleep as much as I tried…

I’m also curious about the fan art, Muni-san!

Sports4life: I was now going back to sleep after some DJing and mixing some songs, butnow that you just said fan art I kinda need to know what kind

Also, why’s Rinku messaging in all caps?

Art4Life: Probably just forgot how to exit the all caps mode

Ugh, fine I’ll show you.

Lumina X-Mas Fan art

DONUTS4LIFE: WOAAAHHHH, THAT’s AMAZING MUNI-CHAN!

Art4Life: … tha nks Rinku it’s not finished yetと

DONUTS4LIFE: BUT IT STILL LOOKS GOOD!!!! KEEP IT UP MUNI-CHAN, GET HYPED JUST LIKE IN OUR CONCERTS ⭐️^⭐️

Sport4life: Are you blushing? You usually have some nice grammar

Art4Life: ShutupShutupShutupShutupShutupShutupShutupdon’tstartbeingasobnoxiousasshinobu

uhh, where’s rei when you need someone to defend you?

Sports4life: She fell asleep surely

DONUTS4LIFE: GIRLS HOW ABOUT WE GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK TODAY!!!???

Art4Life: I have no money, Rinku. お金やない

Sport4life: Nah,’cause same. Im broke too

CurryForLife: My deepest apologies everybody, I dozed off!

I can treat you two!

DONUTS4LIFE: OH OH, I CAN ALSO TREAT YOU!!SO NO PROBLEM, RIGHT?

Sports4life: Ughgh, rich people /pos

Art4Life: Ugh, rich people…/pos

CurryForLife: What does /pos mean?

DONUTS4LIFE: POSITIVE! THEY MEAN THAT ITS NICE TO BE RICH SO YOU CAN HELP OTHER PEOPLE AND FRIENDS!!! (~• v •)~ I LOVE HELPING!

CurryForLife: Oh! I see…

I have another question, do you know why I couldn’t fall asleep? I’m not exactly excited and I haven’t done anything more than laying on my bed...

Art4Life: What are we? Your doctors?

CurryForLife: Hm, I need to phrase it better. Do you have some ideas to tell me the reason why today I couldn’t slumber?

Art4Life:Well, it’s usually because of emotions, at least for me(dont you dare speak Maho). That or you are just doing a task or something like that and need to be awake (basically an all-nighter) but seems that’s not the case.

Sports4life: Don’t wanna be too superstitious but sometimes is because someone is thinking about you

CurryForLife: Someone is thinking about me all night? Who could it be?

DONUTS4LIFE: ESORA-CHAN!

Art4Life: Esora.

Sports4life: Defo Esora

Wow, we agree hard on this dont we 草草

CurryForLife: Esora-san? I see, I should message her about this.

Art4Life: Wait don’t

CurryForLife: Then what should I do? Invite her to the amusement park with us? Since it’s holiday season, it’s a nice reason to meet.

Sports4life: idm.

DONUTS4LIFE: THE MORE PEOPLE THE MERRIER!!!!!!! YAY

Art4Life: I also don’t mind, should we let you guys alone?

CurryForLife: But I don’t want to seem like a burden for you!

DONUTS4LIFE: THEN LETS INVITE ALL PEAKY SO EVERYONE CAN HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER!!!!!

Sports4life: how about we go in pairs.

Art4Life: How? Please don’t pair me with Shinobu, please pretty please.

Sports4life:Esora with Rei, Muni with Rinku, Shinobu with Kyouko, then Yuka with me, for example.

DONUTS4LIFE: LET’S ADD THEM HERE TO SEE IF THEY AGREE!

Art4Life: now?

DONUTS4LIFE: YES

Sports4life: RINKU DONT ADD THEM NOW ITS BARELY 5 AM

Users: Yamate Kyouko, Inuyose Shinobu, Sasago Jennifer Yuka, Shimizu Esora have been added!

An admin has changed 4 usernames!

An admin has changed the groupchat’s name to: “Peaking Around!” !

DONUTS4LIFE: WELCOME! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎁

LovelyForLife: My my, what a kind and warm welcome! Merry Christmas Rinku!

CurryForLife: Greetings Esora-san! Mind if we chat for a while?

LovelyForLife: Greetings to you too Rei-chan! 🥰 💞

Of course! It’s a uncommon yet lovely delight to chat with you!

Art4Life: You have the urge to say it, right Maho?

Sports4life: Gay Gay Homosexual Gay

An admin has deleted a message!

Art4life: Yup

DONUTS4LIFE: THIS GROUPCHAT IS FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION TODAY!

Direct Messages: Shimizu Esora and Togetsu Rei

Esora 💚: Merry Christmas Rei-chan! What do you need to tell me?

Rei 💙: We’re sorry for contacting you so early but…

Since it’s Christmas season, do you mind going with everyone from Peaky P-key and Happy Around to this amusement park?

Rinku-san must have already written the announcement in the joint group chat.

Esora 💚: If it’s for you, I’m glady coming along! 💚💚💚

Rei 💙: Esora-san, I have a question for you. Do you know why sometimes you can’t fall asleep? Maho-san told me it was because someone is thinking about you fondly.

Esora 💚: Hm, are you mentioning it because you couldn’t sleep?

Rei 💙: Yes, I’m curious about this phenomena.

Esora 💚: Sorry Rei-chan! I didn’t think that I would make you stay awake! Is there any way that I can repay you?

Rei 💙: You were thinking about me? Aww, that’s such a nice gesture, but then that also means that you stayed awake caring about me. I’m concerned about your health, Esora-san.

Esora 💚: Oh~ don’t worry too much. You really are a lovely person~

Rei 💙: You are flattering me too much, you yourself are dainty, beautiful, bewitching, enchanting…

Esora 💚: Please Rei-chan, with so many compliments you are making me blush.

Blushing at your compliments

Rei 💙: To that list, adorable should be added.

Esora 💚: Feeling poetic today? Mmmm, want to go alone with me to the amusement park? Some alone time would be great for both of us. 💚

Rei 💙: I’ll tell the rest then!

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Esora 💚: 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

Peaking Around

Art4Life: So yeah, that’s why Shinobu is my rival at this game.

Sports4life: We got so off-track…

DONUTS4LIFE: SHOULD I PIN MY COMMENT SO THEY CAN LOOK BACK?

Sports4life: Yeah

So, first we have to wait until they wake up, then tell them that we are going to an amusement park and in pairs. After that tell them who are the pairs, have fun, take photos, have a nice Christmas and finally have a joint concert last hour?

Art4Life: Pretty much yes.

DONUTS4LIFE: ISN’T IT SO FULFILLING?!

LovelyForLife: Want me to wake them up?

Peaky Sleepyheads

CurryForLife: You are all together?

LovelyForLife: We hang out yesterday at my house~ A lovely and relaxing experience to say the least!

Oh they are waking up. I’ll tell them to check their phones later. Now, it’s time for breakfast, don’t forget yours~ 💚

CurryForLife: 💙

Art4Life: えと, are we interrupting something?

Sport4life: Ok, now that surely everyone’s awake, we will all be in pairs in the amusement park. The pairs are: Rei and Esora, Muni and Rinku, Kyouko and Shinobu, and finally Yuka with me. Do you have any objections?

Btw, only Kyouko and Shinobu are left to get here.

Burgersforlife: Not an objection but why did you pair us like this?

Sports4life: To lose track of time while having fun, take photos, create new memories in this day?

Absforlife: *cough cough* Doing some favors for some of you *cough cough*

Sports4life: Also that

Game4life: oh? new reason to annoy muni

Art4Life: Shinobu stfu, 1v1 me tomorrow. If you win, I’ll tell you. If you lose, you tell me. Fair or not? Deal?

Games4life: you’ll lose anyways so deal

Burgersforlife: Fufufu, we have finally arrived. Is that you all waiting next to the shiny tree?

Selfie with Shino

Absforlife: Yup!

GROUP PHOTO 4

DONUTS4LIFE: OH OH LETS ALL TAKE ALL KIND OF PHOTOS AND SEND THEM HERE! I WANNA MAKE AN ALBUM WITH CHRISTMAS PHOTOS ALONG WITH EVERYONE!! 🎉

HAPPY CHRISMUN!

Sports4life: are we doing this now? sigh.

It’s Christmun!

Art4Life: Merry Crisis

CurryForLife: Merry Chrisler!

Burgersforlife: Ohh, Vine references?

Games4life: “Merry Crisis” 💀

Art4Life: 死にたいですか?

Absforlife: Please lets not fight

Oh my god, I can’t with them. can we just simply not follow them?

Esora and Rei

Sports4life: Yeah, but prepare to run

Absforlife: Why?

LovelyForLife: Yukaa~ were you taking photos of people without their consent? 🥰

Sports4life: How does she run so fast

Art4Life: Doesn’t Esora hate PE?

Games4life: yup, but she runs fast because of escaping yuka’s gym routine

Burgersforlife: It’s so funny seeing them like that

CurryForLife: Goofy even?

DONUTS4LIFE: SOINGLY SPOINKY SCRUNCKILY SKRUNKLY PONKY EVEN!

TODAY, REALLY IS A SPECIAL DAY!!

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I could be your Angle or yuor devil

Master Prankster: Hehe, Merry Christmas!

Horrors Beyond Imagination: Merry Christmas everyone! I can’t wait to be together!

Simp: Merry Christmas! And who of you changed the name?

WHAT’S UP WITH THIS SURNAME, I’M NO SIMP AND HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THIS WORD??

Horrors Beyond Imagination: Actually we don’t know what it means! We let Weronika-san choose for us!

Simp: Of course it was her…

Slapping Machine: Greetings! It’s surprisingly lively in Christmas!

Oh? My name…Is it because?

Master Prankster: Yuppiedy Yup! Elsie-san!

Horrors Beyond Imagination: Even Miiko has a video of it!

Elsie gets clapped -Wero

Master Prankster: It’s so satisfying to see!

Simp: Kurumi-san! We don’t wish bad for our enemies. But even I have to admit… it really is.

Slapping Machine: Umm, it’s quite embarrassing seeing myself doing such outrageous action. Please don’t mention it. (0////0 )

Also, Kurumi-chan or Miiko-chan, can you change back my surname please?

An admin has changed an user’s name to: Angel

Simp: Why do you have the admin changes in anonymous mode?

Horrors Beyond Imagination: 🫂🤷♀️🤛🤛🤜🤞✌️👌👎👊👍🤟✊👏🤛🤘👉👆✋🤙🖐🤏🤏🤌👋👈

Angel: What?

Simp: Huh?

Master Prankster: Don’t know how to change the settings.

Horrors Beyond Imagination: Ding Ding! Correct! This is why I like Kurumi-chan the most!!

Angel: Oh! And before we forget, we have to exchange gifts right?

Master Prankster: Yeah! In Haruna-chan’s house!

Simp: Why exactly at my house?

Angel: We have never celebrated Christmas at your place, correct?

Simp: Affirmative.

Horrors Beyond Imagination: Well, everyone ( including Miyu-chan ) wanted to celebrate in yours!

Simp: Hmmm, if Miyu-san wants to, then I guess it’s ok…

Kurumi-san you better not destroy my house!

Master Prankster: Hehe, I won’t… Or will I?

Master Prankster: So Miiko-chan, this are your presents: by Haruna-chan the horrifying book The King In Yellow , by me a chainsaw and by Miyu-chan a limited horror movie disk only available in Garupa!

Horrors Beyond Imagination: OMG This is a real deal! Thank you everyone, Miiko is soo happy!!

Simp: IS THAT A REAL CHAINSAW?!

Master Prankster: Of course! What kind of friend would I be if that was a fake?

Horrors Beyond Imagination: Kurumi’s turn now!

We have: a book full of prank ideas, an art manga Arte and Golden Eagle Swat M5-J along with both of the parts of the comedy play Angels In America in Amazon Videos!

Master Prankster: A fun way to learn english? Thank you Miiko-chan!

Simp: CAN YOU STOP GIFTING EACH OTHER A WEAPONS???

WHERE EVEN IS MIYU-SAN, IS SHE OKAY? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?

Horrors Beyond Imagination: Haruna-chan, it’s not a real gun, it’s an airsoft gun!

Simp: STILL A GUN??

Master Prankster: Chairwoman! Our presents are in your room!

Simp: How did you? You know what, I’m sprinting there.

Direct Messages: Sakurada Miyu and Takeshita Miiko

Miiko-chan: Are you prepared?

Miyu-chan: I don’t think so… What if she doesn’t like it? What if she doesn’t like me?

Miiko-chan: We are pretty sure that she likes you. Heck even love you at this point.

Miyu-chan: But she seems fond of Weronika-san.

Miiko-chan: Why do you think she makes exceptions just for you?

Miiko-chan: Listen Miyu-chan, it’s all going to go well. Ok? You hear us?

Miyu-chan: Ok, I hear you both.

Miiko-chan: Damn I didn’t know that Chairwoman could scream so loud

Miyu-chan: She fainted! What do I do? What do I do?

Miiko-chan: Kiss her, hug her, PCR her,hold her, I don’t know

Miyu-chan: Umm, can you directly help me?

Miiko-chan: We don’t think we can. We’re outside the house.

Miyu-chan: Wait, is that why you said that you didn’t know you could scream so loud?

Miiko-chan: Yup!

Miyu-chan: … she just kissed me and fainted again.

Miiko-chan: Heheheh, aren’t we the best wingwomen? Hehehhehehe

Miiko-chan: We wish you a merry Christmas! 7v7

Miyu-chan: Wait! Don’t leave me yet!

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1234, I say Disco you say Party

Sexy Dancer: Are you all okay?

Did you all return to your respective houses safely?

Actual Maid: Uh? Yeah, but damn my head hurts. Never had such a hangover hurting so much.

HOLY SHIT I HEARD STEPS IN MY HOUSE. TF DO I DO?

Sexy Dancer: Any weapons nearby?

Actual Maid: I have a pot

Sexy Dancer: Then use it.

Extrovert Overdriven: I have no idea where I just woke up

Oh this is Saori’s hoabseipdjdbd/8)/1@-]#

Sexy Dancer: But take in mind to not cause any kind of trouble, such as murdering, we don’t need a Merm4id member to be in prison, which in that case we could possibly bail you out, but still, a lot of problems.

…

I’ll take that Rika was in your house

Actual Maid: HOW TF DID SHE EVEN ENTER? WHAT DO I DO NOW? I JUST GAVE HER A CONCUSSION

Sexy Dancer:🧍You gave her a what?

Actual Maid: A CONCUSSION DALIA, WHAT NOW

Sexy Dancer: I’m surprised you didn’t break any bones.

Call an ambulance? Saori, think.

Actual Maid: oh, now that makes sense

Actual Maid: You’re unusually grumpy, what happened?

Sexy Dancer: We drank a lot yesterday, right? Well, I’m mad at myself because I think I took advantage of Marika when we were drunk.

Actual Maid: But you were both drunk, weren’t you?

Oh Yeah! Before I forget. Where’s Marika now? Know anything?

Sexy Dancer: That’s why I’m saying this. First thing I wake upon to was her in my bed, fucking naked ( now with my pajamas, I’m scared she might get cold ), with love bite marks and hickeys all over her body and I can’t recall anything but my back hurts with so many scratches.

Actual Maid: 💀 Dalia, I think the worst part should be you mentioning that you gave Marika our song title, literal Love Bite

I was everything except sober last night, but I swear ong that both of you were flirting with each other so much that I wanted to die, to perish just like how I wish whenever my dread and pessimism take over my thoughts everyday. Like, the drunk you really took the whole ass steps for you.

And what you doing now instead of being in the same bed

Sexy Dancer: Prepare breakfast

The Skrunkly: wgerr sn i,

Actual Maid: You’re in Dalia’s house

Anyhow, MARIKA’S ALIVE PURRRR LETSGOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥

The Skrunkly: Meow にゃの? 猫どこ?

Sexy Dancer: Marika, don’t get up, I’m bringing breakfast to you. And there’s no cat.

The Skrunkly: Ohh~, marika’s bwinh trwated likr a ptinceas, is dalia her so beloved prince? 💗

no meow meiw? ☹️ can u be mariks car?

Sexy Dancer:I can be your prince cat if you want me to.

Actual Maid: I’ll leave you alone then😉

I’m gonna go get some food and money to apologize to Rika after sending her to the hospital

Extrovert Overdriven: Girls I just woke up from the hospital, Saori’s with me ✌️

What happened? She keeps apologizing and saying sorry.

The Skrunkly: Apparently she gave you a concussion with a pot, reading back that’s what it seems… How did you even end up inside hers?

Extrovert Overdriven: Idk, maybe too drunk to comprehend anything and wanted to check on her safety.

Awww, she’s getting braver!

I’m proud of you Saori! You can defend yourself with ease! Let’s throw a party to celebrate!

The Skrunkly: You really put any excuse for parties? Because I’m joining as well, you are a genius Rika!

Sexy Dancer: RIKAMARIKA WE JUST CAME FROM CHRISTMAS HANGOVER

MARIKA, DONT START RUNNING AWAY, YOURE LITERALLY DISABLED FROM WAIST AND LOWER

Actual Maid: DALIA WTF DID YOU EVEN DO TO MARIKA????

RIKA PUT YO ASS BACK IN THE HOSPITAL RN OR IM BREAKING YOUR SKULL WITH MY PHONE

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Saki Simps + Saki

Lost: @all I have an announcement!

Synesthesia: I’m all ears Ibuki-san.

Idol Fan: Ibukiiiii, Noa keeps ignoring meeeee ☹️😭

Cuteness Seeker: No shit Towa, wtf do you mean by PUKU PUKU POW POW 🐴💥 and why do you keep sending me that AT 1:27 FUCKING AM

OR Why do I keep getting attracted? 자석 같이 끌려가 AT 1:43 AM??!

OR THE You make me feel like Eleven SONG AT 11:11

I’M TIRED TOWA, I’M TIRED UNDERSTAND? I HAVEN’T GOT SLEEP FOR THE LAST WEEK BECAUSE OF YOU

SURE I SLEEP PRETTY LATE, THAT’S TRUE BUT STILL

Synesthesia: She snapped.

Lost: Noa! Mind your lenguage!

And Towa! Don’t send inside jokes we don’t understand at inhuman hours too!

Idol Fan: But, but K-pop memes fun

Cuteness Seeker: Ugh, I can’t get too mad at you because they’re funny and some of the idols doing aegyo? are soooo cute. But istg if you don’t let me sleep, I’m doing unspeakable stuff to you.

Like: stealing your firs

Admin Lost has muted User: Cuteness Seeker for (1) second!

Lost: We don’t need to know what you were going to say.

Cuteness Seeker: Hey! I wasn’t going to write anything that bad!

Synesthesia: Please refrain from fighting in real life. Don’t threaten each other’s lives.

Cuteness Seeker: I WASNT GOING TO??? IS THAT HOW MUCH LITTLE FAITH YOU HAVE IN ME?????????

Idol Fan: Uuuuuuuh, i don’t think i can trust that

Synesthesia: We cannot let you walk near a kindergarten. And that’s concerning.

Cuteness Seeker: I have self-control for some cute things ok??

Lost: For some you don’t, like Muni. All Lyrical Lily fears you, maybe with Kurumi being the exception.

Synesthesia: Ibuki-san, the announcement please don’t forget it.

Lost: Ah! Thank you Saki! This is why you’re my favorite.

I came up with an idea, how about we make a concert to celebrate New Year Eve with our fans? That way we enter 2024 alongside them.

Idol Fan: Gasp 😱 Nepotism - Huh Yunjin

it sounds fun! Ahhh, i can’t wait to do so. やりだい i wanna do it!!! Our fans have been asking for this since forever!

Cuteness Seeker: do you even know the meaning of nepotism

Synesthesia: I… have no objections…

Lost: Perfect! What songs should we play in the medleys?

Idol Fan: ofc i know what nepotism means!! its like favoritism but in work spaces!

Cuteness Seeker: I hate how right you are

Synesthesia: Wait Ibuki-san, I’m your favorite?

Idol Fan: Hmph! They keep talking, I keep walking

Cuteness Seeker: STOP WITH THE KPOP SONG REFERENCES

Lost: Do you see why I say that you’re my favorite?

Idol Fan: Favoritism! Don’t get too much of yourself just because you are our captain and manager! and Saki gets a pass since she’s the leader!

why can’t i and Noa have admin??

Lost: If I ever let you two be administrators once again: 1) You two would try to change the group chat’s title (look at it, this is why now you aren’t), 2) Noa would mute you so many times, it’s unreasonable. 3) Saki has never been problematic within chatting.

Cuteness Seeker: It’s not unreasonable!

Idol Fan: What’s wrong with the name? it’s true!

Lost: I’m no simp.

Cuteness Seeker: Sure?

Lost: I’m pretty sure.

Idol Fan: Are you sure?

Lost: Maybe… I’m a simp.

Synesthesia: I also like you a lot, Ibuki-san. You are my favorite person too!

Lost: Huh?!

I, love you as well, Saki.

Umm, should I go to your house to have a more intimate and private time?

Synesthesia: I have no problem with that.

My heart is throbbing, thumping, exalted. I don’t think I’ll survive girls.

Idol Fan: You’ll be fine Saki-chan!! Just put all your attention to Ibuki

Give her lots of kisses and hugs! she’s grateful for anything you do!

Synesthesia: Ok! I can do this!

She’s here already?! Wish me luck!

Cuteness Seeker: GL Saki!

Damn, I’m so alone and lonely

Idol Fan: Come hang with me then!!!Im free

Cuteness Seeker: Ty Towa, ilysmbikydlmb

Idol Fan: Awww noa! I love you too!💞

Cuteness Seeker: Then let’s make out

Idol Fan: What

Cuteness Seeker: Wait what

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Trauma Bonding frfr

Tsubaki: Hiiro check this video out!

I found it quite interesting since it’s quite contradicting itself, being mentally stable means that someone doesn’t have any kind of mental hazard or mental problems, yet she says “I’m so mentally stable it’s insane” meaning that in reality she really isn’t ok but tries to manifest mental stability, or at least that’s what I understand.

Then she says “I have BPD, Beautiful Princess Disorder.” BPD is Borderline Personality Disorder, at first glance it seems that she admits having it but changes to that. Perhaps this girl is hiding the fact that she’s not fine but makes an attempt of coping, which in this case is joking around and making some kind of paradox.

Aoi: Hey Nagi, look at this:

Even if you are not capable of understanding german, you can get that the little kid is quite exited about something just by his voice.

We can see that he’s commenting happily about the Cola besides him that his mom let him drink and his computer with the game Fortnite. If you can speak a little bit of English and German, you are able to hear “How cool is that? I can play Fortnite and drink Cola. Yippee!”.

With such a short video you can take that the kid is very joyful and happy with very simple things. You can hear it with just his victorious Yippee.

Oh, and also, isn’t that Yippee the same as the Yippee meme with the Autism creature?

Curse: wrong chat my g but now i have perfect names for you two. they even start with the same letter wwww

also, you’re correct about that one, it’s the same audio.

Schizophrenia: Tsubaki-chan, wrong chat. ☺️

Tsubaki: Oh

Oh! I didn’t know you liked these kind of videos Aoi, they seem quite wholesome.

Aoi: And I’m concerned about your watchlist. Have you been okay?

Tsubaki: Uh Yes! Yes I’m doing just swell, it was just this time that I see that kind of video. I found it hilarious, and , and I sent it!

An admin has changed two usernames!

Autism: I see… do you mind if this end of the year we celebrate it together? You’re making me feel like I have to take care of you once again.

Curse: Ah! I was gonna ask something about it. what are you guys going to do this new year eve?

Tsundere: I wasn’t going to do anything really special, but now I do thanks to Aoi💖

Autism: Going to the river side to see the fireworks display. Is never overcrowded there and the views you get are spectacular.

I’m walking towards your house to pick you up. Please wait for me.

Schizophrenia: And what are you doing Nagisa-chan?

Curse: I’m spending time with family of course! rn i’m eith Shino making a whole world map with orange and tangerine peels, wanna come?we can play smash, mario kart, cuphead, pokemon, help with the map… plus our grandpa is telling us to invite more people so

Schizophrenia: I’m gladly coming! I also want to get along with Shinobu-chan next year.

Curse: ok! lemme tell her real quick

Private Messages: Tsukimiyama Nagisa and Inuyose Shinobu

Nagi🎸: Yo Shino, mind if Hiiro comes over?

Shino🎮: nah ,as long as that witch doesn’t bother me i don’t mind, also can i call Kyouko

Nagi🎸: hm sure thing, invite anyone you want, after all ya got good pals and friends who care a lot bout you ( • w •)

Shino🎮: mhm mhm, btw dont start the new year like last time, since kyo is coming

Nagi🎸: have some good faith in me this time.

Shino🎮: i don’t trust you. also, where did paraguay go? i swear i remember peeling it

Trauma Bonding frfr

Curse: hiiro you can come but no bothering shino

Schizophrenia: What a shame… I just wanted to read her astral cards…

How is the orange peel map going?

Curse: we lost paraguay, and spain, france, all balkan countries, all south asia, all oceania and most of north/south pole are yet to be done

umm, do you mind yk, buying more tangerines and oranges please?

Schizophrenia: So I am still in time to help out, of course Nagisa-chan. 💗

Curse: ahh hiiro, your our hero! please let me see the check to repay you!

Tsundere: *you’re

Curse: tsubaki, pls don’t be the grammar popo now😔😭

Tsundere: I’ll ruin your cheeks you adorable squishy banana hair Kagamine Len wannabe.

Curse: LEN WANNABE?? HOW DO I EVEN LOOK LIKE A VOCALOID?

Autism: Tsubaki, have you seen my melatonin jar? Please don’t tell me you mistakenly took them thinking they were normal gummy snacks.

Tsundere: 😶

Autism: Sorry, I shouldn’t have put my melatonin gummies in the kitchen. I’ll take good care of her, don’t worry.

Schizophrenia: How many did Tsubaki take?

Autism: 4 and she’s currently out.

Curse: yeah, um, make sure she’s safe, cuz uh those hit hard

Autism: How would you know the ones I consume are quite strong?

Curse: uhhhh 😬 personal experience?

Autism: Hiiro?

Schizophrenia: No comment.

Autism: Why and how did you all take at least one? 😭 My melatonin…

Schizophrenia: Maybe don’t display them in a very eye-catching jar on top of the counter in your kitchen?

You could relocate the jar to your bedroom.

Autism: Actually, not a bad idea, I should do that. This way none of you will be able to steal one from me.

Curse: maybe you shouldn’t had put them in a fancy ass cookie (?) jar

Autism: Maybe simply don’t take anything suspicious from someone’s jar without permission?

Schizophrenia: In my defense, I was curious about the flavor of the forsaken gummies.

Curse: forsaken gummys?

Schizophrenia: I thought they were normal strawberry flavored ones instead of red melatonin as well Nagisa-chan.

Autism: Sigh, it’s my fault for not telling you about them.

Schizophrenia: Don’t take all the blame Aoi, it’s also our fault.

Curse: yeah, and dont worry, it wont happen again (bad experience,not recommended).

and how’s tsubaki doing now?

Autism: She’s sleeping in my bed right now.

Schizophrenia: Awww, you better not disturb her.

Or you already know what~

Curse: hiiro ilysm mwah mwah 💞

gotta thank kyouko too brb

Autism: Hm? Too out of context.

Schizophrenia: While chatting here we (Shinobu-chan, Kyouko-chan, Nagisa-chan and me) were making a map made out of orange peels and finally finished.

Remember to wake Tsubaki-chan up for the fireworks~ New Year’s at the corner.

Autism: I will. But she’s just so cute when sleeping… just like a cat napping on your lap.

Schizophrenia: Fufufufu, you’re just as cute. Don’t forget your wishes.

Ah, they are asking me to play Smash with them, I guess I have to go now. Happy early New Year. I yearn in you soon confessing to her~

Autism: Thanks Hiiro, I also hope your bond with Nagi remains unbreakable as always.

happy early New Year to you as well.

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Unicorn

Oracle: Happy New Year! Blessings to all of you!

Cacao: Happy new year

Peace Emoji: HNY!

Michigan: 師匠！And the rest HAPPY NEW YEEEEAR!!

Cacao: oh wow, what a way to refer to us “the rest”😒

Michigan: Hmph!!! Happy new Year to you too kokoa and Hayate!

how Abuot now!

Cacao: Now that seems more like it

Oracle: You two… please stop fighting, specially in New Year.

Peace Emoji: Toka-chan doesn’t answer her phone. I miss her.

Michigan: why Do you mIss Takao-dono?

Peace Emoji: Family. Need to spend time with family. Feeling productive.

Oracle: Ohhh, is that so?

Kokoa~ are you jealous?

Cacao: Why would I be? We spend most of the time together.

Peace Emoji: Kokoa is part of my family now. Toka-chan is my cousin. Nothing to get jealous for.

Michigan: ? Kokoa is Yuor famuly now?how???

Cacao: Now it’s a bit complicated to explain, we’ll tell you once you grow up (Lumina don’t say anything, she’ll understand soon)

Michigan: how do you say it? Dont gamekeep!

Oracle: Michiru… I think you mean gatekeep.

Michigan: That! Thank u 師匠

Peace Emoji: Can we invite CoA to the group chat? I need to know about Toka-chan. 20 calls and on-going.

Oracle: Uh, yeah sure. Let me ask them first. And I’ll invite Abyssmare in the way.

Cacao: You have their contacts?

Abyssmare too?

Oracle: Of course! I have access to all the Internet!

Yeah! I want to talk to Neo! She blocked me somehow but that’s not stopping me!

Cacao: That’s so sad ngl

Drunkards

Coffee and tea: So Lumina just asked me if we wanted to have a common groupchat with them and Abyssmare.

Wine Aunt: Hm, sure why not? After all, it’s been a while since we had a joint/collaboration with other groups. Even if it won’t make any of us more popular it sure will impress and give a lot of joy to all fans.

So let’s do it.

Coffee and tea: Ok… @Mana Potion @Water stop having New Year sex and tell us what you think.

Wine Aunt: Woah, no need to interrupt them like that Airi…

Coffee and tea: I won’t forgive you for what you did Shano.

No, for what you DIDN’T do.

Water: I think we should join. That way we can communicate and share ideas with them easily. Also, if it means talking with Hayate-chan, then yes.

Oh 32 missed calls. Yeah, let’s join.

Wine Aunt: What did I do this time Airi?!

Coffee and tea: I suppose Mana will say yes since she likes talking with people. Okay, I’m telling Lumina now.

Hm! You know it yourself!

Wine Aunt: AIRI STOP BEING A TSUNDERE AND TELL ME

IS IT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T SPENT THIS NEW YEAR WITH YOU? IS IT BECAUSE OF THAT?

Appeared outta nowhere

NRGDrink Addict: sorry for bothering um @all

Neon: Hm? What is it Sophia?

Ojou-sama: Sophia? Did something happen to you?

Ballin’: do we have to kill some1?

Ojou-sama: Outrageous Weronika! But if anything happens to Sophia I guess we could do an exception…

NRGDrink Addict: no.. it’s uh Happy new year, i wanted to celebrate with you all

Ojou-sama: Awww, Happy New Year to you! I also have gifts for you all! No need to give back the favor.

Ballin’: New year new us i guess, another year with you. let’s wreck the charts and be the fucking best!

holy shit elsie, you know how much money you’re actually giving out?? like, are you dead serious you wanna gift this to us?

Ojou-sama: Yes?

Ballin’: thanks, so if you wanna, i can yk, help you out buying kimonos and japanese shit. but only if you want me to ofc.

Neon: Happy New Year, seems like we will be closer with each other… I suppose it’s fine.

Ojou-sama: Weronika… you’re being nice? To me?

Ballin’: you better stfu soon before i change my mind

NRGDrink Addict: m, so Lumina just told me if we wanted to combine our chats with CoA as well

Neon: No.

Ojou-sama: If Neo-sama says no, then I also refuse, but quite tempting offer.

Ballin’: i mean, i would refuse too, but damn, CoA? With us? yeah no i am not refusing a chance to meet the legendary unit and get even better

NRGDrink Addict: it’s a tie… i wanted to. um. combine the groupchats..seems fun but if Neo-sama doesn’t want to then no

Neon: I’m not talking to “that”.

Lumina: It’s not like you have a choice tho. Weronika and Sophia, we are absolutely delighted to talk with you!

Neon: 死

Lumina: That’s not nice lil sis!

Ojou-sama: HOW DID YOU ENTER?

Ballin’: WTF??

Lumina: That doesn’t matter now~

Call of the AbyssChØrd

Admin @Lumina has changed the groupchat’s name to: “Call of the AbyssChØrd”!

Admin @Lumina has added 8 contacts!

Admin @Lumina has changed all usernames!

Vtuber: The more Is in Hi means the more excited you are to talk to someone! So hiiiiiiiii

Oh, and before anything, I’ll change some of your usernames later~

Lil Sis: H

Why can’t I leave

Delulu Gremlin: Hijiiuiiii everyone who’s here! happyy nee year!

Momoi Airi: Oh hi! Happy New Year to you too!

My surname is Amano? Who is Momoi Airi?

Traumatized by adults: wtf did you do now Lumina

oh right yeah, the chat

Hello everyone!

Evil Gremlin: Lumina, how. did. you. enter. our. chat.

Sweet Tooth: i mean, she has all the access to the whole internet, so pretty self-explanatory elsie

ye, i hate my name, can i change it?

Airhead 2: ElWero

Airhead 1: ElWero

Hi Toka-chan. ✌️

Airhead 2: Hi Hayate-chan. 🤝

Traumatized by adults: how did you two say the same thing same time

Mahna Mahna: Shared all their braincells since Hayate was born.

Sometimes I believe they were lost siblings instead of cousins.

Vtuber: You are NOT allowed to leave, Neo.

Delulu Gremlin: Shishō kinda scary now

Workaholic: Pffft, Momoi Airi. She’s a tsundere, just like you are with me.

Momoi Airi: You’re sleeping on the couch tonight Miss Himegami.

Workaholic: Wait please no

Cult Member: uuh how do you recognize each other?

Sweet Tooth: holy shit sophia youre in a cult?

Evil Gremlin: Of course she isn’t! Why would she be in a cult?

Traumatized by adults: We spent a lot of time together didn’t we + some names are just giveaways

Lumina, I suppose some of us want to change our surnames, reading their reactions

Lil Sis: Get me out of here Ichihoshi. And I’m not your sister, I refuse to be.

Vtuber: No Neo🥰 And remember, we share more resemblance than differences.

Also, yes, I’ll change them but perhaps not now.

Airhead 1: If you think about it, Sophia could perfectly fit in a cult. She likes the occult, extraterrestrial stuff, and obsessed with Neo.

Airhead 2: Neo Cult believer.

Cult Member: i wish that existed..

wait, i could make one… i’ll sacrifice myself for it to persist hehehehehe neo-sama… i’ll give my life in exchange

Mahna Mahna: Someone stop this child from hurting herself right now.

Lil Sis: Sophia. I do not need a cult. Much less you dead.

Cult Member: as you wish Neo_sama! i’ll continue living just for you!

Delulu Gremlin: A cult? huhuhu an unichord cult… sounds relly cool

Traumatized by adults: yup, your name suits like a glove, delulu af

Sweet Tooth: is there even anyone who’s decent here, why tf would you want a cult

Evil Gremlin: I would say Neo-sama, you, me and maybe Call of Artemis. None of UniChØrd is okay.

Vtuber: Why am I not normal as well??

Momoi Airi: Aren’t you a literal AI?

Airhead 2: Vtuber?

Cult Member: virtual girl?

Vtuber: Fair enough

Workaholic: Before anything, I would like the reason why where all here, I’m quite curious. Festivities?

Delulu Gremlin: I AM CURIOUS YEAH🔥

Airhead 1: I missed Toka-chan. So I forced Lumina to add you. She invited Abyssmare because she wanted.

Mahna Mahna: I could tell, her phone wouldn’t stop vibrating while we were um, doing some stuff together.

Sorry for keeping her for myself this time!

Airhead 1: It’s okay. She’s safe with you after all. She tops you too from what I heard from Airi-san.

Delulu Gremlin: top? is thatv a verb? i thought it was a cloth!

Traumatized by adults: it’s both, but don’t worry about what they’re saying, it’s nothing but unnecessary inside jokes

Delulu Gremlin: ok!

Airhead 2: Kokoa, you saved her innocence, thank you.

Workaholic: Airi why would you even tell a teenager that?

Momoi Airi: She wanted to know! And I refuse to leave a kid unanswered

Lil Sis: I also would like the reason why I am here. I did NOT consent.

Vtuber: You need to communicate with more people apart from your members!

Evil Gremlin: Actually, I take back everything I just wrote. No-one here is decent or normal, including us.

Lil Sis: I don’t need more friends, with just Abyssmare it’s more than sufficient.

Sweet Tooth: huh?? you consider us ur friends?

Evil Gremlin: Neo-sama… really?

Lil Sis: Yes.

Airhead 1: Cute moment. Michiru get the camera.

Workaholic: Is she always like this? Actually don’t answer, Toka is usually like this too.

Sweet Tooth: FUCKKJJ, LUMINA HOW DO YOU TAKE CARE OF SOMEONE WHOJUS FAINTED

Evil Gremlin: INSTEAD OF ASKING HER I’M CALLING AN AMBULANCE ALREADY

Vtuber: Check her pulse, roll her to her back, get rid of tight clothing, collars, etc.

In case of not waking up soon, call an ambulance.

Lil Sis: Sophia still has a constant pulse.

She woke up. Nothing to be worried about.

Traumatized by adults: is she really fine? wth happened

Evil Gremlin: It seems Sophia is okay, the ambulance is canceled now.

She fainted after seeing that Neo-sama considers us her friends.

Lil Sis: Elsie, Weronika. I’m taking her to my room.

Vtuber: Hm~ What for?

Lil Sis: Do not expect me to message soon, especially to you.

Take care of her, you annoying sack of unnecessary useless artificial programming tools.

Sweet Tooth: don’t you fucking dare do anything to sophia. i can throw hands if i have to

Delulu Gremlin: whu would Neo-dono hurt Sophi?

Evil Gremlin: Exactly.

Airhead 1: I sense a very protective sister aura.

Mahna Mahna: Kinda giving Older sister that will die for her siblings vibes not gonna lie.

Lil Sis: I’m simply just taking care of her privately. I’m attempting to return all the favors.

Sweet Tooth: yeah, im not buying that. i saw what happened when we left you alone when sophia was sick

Lil Sis: Blame on the page Ichihoshi recommended me.

If you are going to get offensive, then I shall counterattack.

What did you do when I left Elsie looking after you?

Traumatized by adults: 💀

Momoi Airi: At this point, I feel like we are stepping inside some private lives.

Evil Gremlin: Neo-sama?!

Sweet Tooth: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO HER

Lil Sis: Stage 1 is denial, I advise you start realizing that you are currently living in the real world, not your delusions.

Workaholic: 💀

Mahna Mahna: Dayum, this kid got daggers for fingers and a blade for tongue.

Airhead 1: Lumina, pay up. I won the bet.

Vtuber: I can’t believe I lost to a teenager in a matching game. The odds were in my favor. :[

Sweet Tooth: YOU BET ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP??!?

Mahna Mahna: You gotta agree that you seem quite you know, ✨fruity✨

Delulu Gremlin: Fruity? are theyr fruits instead of humans???

Airhead 2: It means they looked LGTBQIA+ since the beginning.

Delulu Gremlin: Ohhhhh, makes more sense now!! Thank you Takao-dono! 😼!!!!!!!

Sweet Tooth: how is she so, curious about everything

Vtuber: Well, kids have to learn, don’t they?

Did you two stop arguing? Neo hasn’t typed anything in some time.

Evil Gremlin: Yeah, they stopped. Now both of them are sleeping in Neo’s room, me and Weronika are searching for a shrine to visit now that its New Year and learn more about japanese culture.

Traumatized by adults: since we aren’t exactly strangers, you can go to this shrine, UniChØrd is going to celebrate here so if you want to join, we’re gladly accepting!

Evil Gremlin: Ah! Thank you Kokoa! You saved Elsie’s important time!

Vtuber: Those who want to change their usernames please tell me what and now before I go~

I have a 48h concert to stream~

Sweet Tooth: me, to Baller pls

Traumatized by adults: idc what name you give me, just take this out of my sight

Evil Gremlin: OMFG WERONIKA STOP TALKING ABOUT BALLER ⛹️ IM TIRED OF SEEING HIM. EVERY TIME I WAKE YOU, YOU TALK ABOUT BALLER ⛹️ . EVERY TIME WE REHEARSAL YOU ARE ALL ABOUT BALLER ⛹️. EVERY TIME YOU SEE A BASKETBALL COURT, YOU MENTION BALLER ⛹️♀️EVERY.SINGLE.FUCKING.DAY. YOU MESSAGE ME ABOUT BALLER ⛹️

Momoi Airi: She’s going crazy.

Airhead 2: Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rats. And rats made me crazy.

Workaholic: What even is going on

Vtuber: Everything that should happen.

Airhead 1: Lumina, what are you hoing to change Kokoa’s name to?

Vtuber: Ice cream, because of her hair and I know she hates this nickname.

Michiru, the stream starts now~ don’t miss it~

Delulu Gremlin: LESSSGOOO 師匠🔥🔥🔥

Admin @Lumina has changed 2 usernames!

Baller: hell yeah❗️now i can finally go ballin’

Ice cream: fuck you

i hope there is lightning and thunder when you’re streaming

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The Coolest and Tallest

Users: Asahi Maho, Sasago Jennifer Yuka, Niijima Ibuki, Matsuyama Dalia, Miyake Aoi, Kasuga Haruna, Himegami Shano, Lumina and Weronika have been added!

Lumina: Yippie! Another group! I love talking to people!

Ibuki: How did you even get my contact?

Yuka: Hi hi hi! Rise and grind! Those abs don’t work by themselves!

Maho: Geez, this is worst than rinku’s daily 5am motivational message. pls it’s Saturday

at 5 am

Dalia: My, such a high energy, I’m so glad today I have no college

Yuka: Oh? Why’s that, you’re usually high on energy

Aoi: Did you all go drinking again?

Dalia: no. I was working overnight at the bar, and also had to pick up Marika since she had a last hour photoshoot and slept pretty late. while Saori and Rika were doing whatever they were doing, we didn’t meet during the whole day after classes

Weronika: i dont even know you but definitely fucking

Haruna: Such a foul lenguage!

Weronika: oh! Shiver me timbers!

Aoi: Tgat’s some quite humorous resoonse!

Dalia: You also didn’t sleep, did you?

Aoi: 😔

Ibuki: Are the grown ups even okay?

Lumina: No we aren’t. Don’t bother asking.

Haruna: You! Little annoying rascal… You better stop!

Weronika: tf you gon’ do if i dont?

Yuka: Since we are more or less friends, you don’t have to hold back here Haruna

Dalia: And what does that translate to?

Maho: swear as you like, we’re like 16 y/o, we’re not children anymore

Lumina: If Michiru was here I would have already put some swearing filter (which I didn’t do in a certain GC and I regretted it…).

But she’s not in here. So it shouldn’t be a problem.

Haruna: So cursing is allowed with no repercussions or prejudices?

Shano: Why would there be? I usually curse a lot towards my members.

Ibuki: Good morning Manager Shano!

Shano: Ibuki… I’m no longer your manager nor your producer, you have already found your true colors, so just drop the formalities and call me Shano.

Good morning to you as well.

Maho: she isn’t going to hold back one bit

Aoi: Yup.

Weronika: noone batting an eye to what shano just said?

Haruna: WERONIKA YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKING ANNOYING ASS WITH YOUR LAME ASS NAME.

No, it’s not enough.

You are swine you vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Japan, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. I would rather kiss a filthy trash can than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away. You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because of your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus, even monkeys look down on you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling 🐱slapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, puke-inducing, rage-inducing, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Weronika: I ain’t reading allat

plus htf?

Haruna: 🖕

Maho: wtf, just huh?

Harina, how did you write all that in just a minute

Aoi: Beunf driben by. agner existd yu kneov?

Tsubaki us juts liek tgag

Weronika: the way that you only speeled tsubaki’s name correctly 💀💀

Dalia: I’m contacting her to take care of you, you’re too sleep deprived to even function.

She’ll be fine, no worries.

Aoi: NooOoooc

Haruna: As much as I want to deny it, the chairwoman fact, I have to be skilled in typing hastily and efficiently.

Lumina: Woah, your insults are so similar to Kokoa’s! Very similar patterns.

Aoi: i no nred for tsubaki care

Haruna: Yes you do, Aoi-san.

Ibuki: I think the insult patterns are less than important now.

Shano: I hope you’re not like this. Do you get that mad?

Ibuki: Only Noa when she’s pretty mad at Towa.

For example: paying more attention to her favorite idols rather than Noa.

Weronika: well, its not like i could care less about what you think about me. only my siblings can say something about me ( and also abyssmare ) but damn, you didnt hesitate and shit

Maho: god i don’t feel like doing anything productive today

but these interactions kinda make me wanna live more tho

Yuka: Look outside your room window then!

Maho: wtf do you mean by that Yuka

WTF QONDVSIOWBOOAB58$Hfao6)HAOANAJWIWK9£\!\@)2

Shano: … You teenagers are… quite something.

Lumina: Please don’t say that like you were in your late 40s. You’re literally in your late 20s. You aren’t 30 yet.

Dalia: Did Yuka just trespass Maho’s again?

Ibuki: Unsurprisingly, yes.

Haruna: UNSURPRISINGLY? AGAIN?

Weronika: that’s what you get for being at arisigawa whatever its called academy. you lose it for being in a nun school.seeing maho being chased by yuka is such a hilarious surprise

it’s so fucking funny seeing michiru and kyouko chasing shinobu, yuka hunting down maho and of course last but not least, a wild ass noa preying on a startled muni

Lumina: Oh, is this why I usually see so many teens run whenever I hack into Michiru’s phone during lunch break?

Ibuki: Yes.

Shano: What are they even feeding you all, in my era there was no such things, I think…

Dalia: Isn’t that technically privacy breach?

Lumina:🤪🤫

Yes but I actually act as an antivirus. I even stopped many viruses from damaging Michiru’s phone software such as Troyans.

Weronika: SILENCE EMOJI MENTIONES❗️❗️❗️🔥 GOTTA LOOKSMAXX

BYE BYE 🤫🧏

Shano: What even is that?

Ibuki: I think is mewing? I heard Towa talking about it, because it was trending on some idols joke videos.

Haruna: Are you all going to ignore the fact that Yuka-san possibly just straight up kidnapped Maho-san?

Weronika: yessir

Ibuki: I suppose she’ll be fine. Last time she got hugged from behind but afterwards they just simply hanged out.

Dalia: Hm? I’m pretty sure last time Maho was kabedoned.

Haruna: Either way, she was harassed.

Ibuki: Not necessarily, they are good friends, it’s simply that Maho is, well, not into hitting the gym and Yuka really, REALLY wants her to join.

I mean, Saki was pretty bold with Maho too. And pretty bold may I add.

She was still discovering her true colors, so I can’t get really mad at her… but saying I’m not jealous…might be a little bit of a stretch.

Haruna: I feel like I shouldn’t have seen that…

Shano: Doesn’t Maho practice martial arts? Also, she likes playing any kind of sports by what Airi told me about HapiAra, right?

Dalia: Yes, but still has a long way.

Not only in martial arts, she’s pretty much of an all rounder in sports.

Weronika: ah yes, but she mainly likes Ballin’

imma do something funny real quick

An admin has changed all usernames!

Hacker: Wait what, I thought I was the only admin.

Street Fighter: not anymore

Snaps you like a twig: I wonder what kind of names we have now.

I should call Maho to check on her, and also Aoi. Brb

Simp 3: How come you are an admin?

Oh come on not this again! I’m no simp!

WHY AM I SIMP NUMBER 3?? ARE THERE TWO MORE?

Simp 2: Well, I’m sorry Haruna but, you are in fact a simp for Miyu.

Simp 3: Ibuki-san, not you too…

Wait… IBUKI-SAN???

Harworking: A simp?

Hacker: Simp is an internet slang term describing someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in pursuit of affection or a sexual relationship.

Long story short, someone who is really obsessed and affectionate, longing for the love of their crush.

Hardworking: I see…

You have some explaining perhaps, Ibuki?

Simp 2: It’s not like that I swear! We are indeed close but not to that extent! Please don’t think badly of me…

Street Fighter: we(or at least me) don’t know who you simp for buuuuut it’s fine, we’re not homophobic here. im 100% sure we’re are all gay, except lumina, ik nothing about + you cannot physically love someone. such an L tbh

Simp 2: If you don’t know, then why am I named Simp 2?

Street Fighter: you got that vibe

Hacker: Oh wow, you’re insulting me now? Want me to leak some messages?

Simp 3: That’s illegal.

Hardworking: Well, what’s a AI doing by threatening a teenager?

Snaps you like a twig: That’s quite lame Lumina.

About this surname, I’m not aggressive, just scary-looking and strong. I will not argue about my ability of twisting someone’s back.

Oh and Aoi’s fine by what Tsubaki’s telling me, she’ll be soon back and YukaMaho are here

Victim: Sure, but you really snapped my back in half when i challenged you

IN HEELS, MOTHERFUCKING HEELS. I NEVER FELT SO EMBARRASSED, AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

Street Fighter: i’m so proud of all the nicknames

Simp 2: You’re back!

Simp 3: Where is Yuka?

Victim: what’s up with y’alls names? 草草草草草草草草

yes, im a victim (pls send help, i’m being held hostage)

me and yuka are just chilling at the park, exercising a lil bit.

Simp 1: More than holding you hostage, we’re hanging out!

Simp 3: I don’t think I am qualified enough for giving a hand, much less an useful one.

Victim: what a way to say you won’t save me

YOURE LITERALLY TALLER THAN ME, WAIT NO

EVERYONE HERE IS TALLER THAN ME 😭😭😭 WDYM YOU CANNOT?

Simp 3: Taller != Stronger in some cases, e.g? I don’t know. I’m not the case,I’m quite strong myself.

Hacker: It’s not like I can physically help, you know?

Victim: pli jelp

Street Fighter: oskers

where u at?

Simp 2: Yuka… leave the poor girl alone

Victim: I just said the park?????

Simp 1: But but, great muscles, suitable body, perfect for gym! And we’re in the park with gym machines!

Simp 2: Yuka…

Victim: Btw, no need to come here, im fine, i was just joking(yuka also isn’t about the exercise part)

Hardworking: Are you sure you don’t need assistance?

Street Fighter: why tf are you in the park too?

don’t you have some more important shit to do?

Simp 3: What a manner to talk towards an adult!

Hardworking: It’s fine, and I have some free time, so why not connect with younger generations? I also have to get these fossil bones working somehow…

Hacker: Awwww, that’s so cute!

SHANO, YOU AREN’T EVEN 30 YET!!

Romeo: What’s happening?

Snaps you like a twig: Hey Aoi, nothing really, just Yuka and Maho hanging out and us interrupting them

Street Fighter: oh shit, what?

Simp 1: I quote myself: “More than holding you hostage, we’re hanging out!”

Does no one trust me? Apart from the adults.

Victim: Well, it wouldn’t be the first time that you entered my room, took me out and hang around the park yk?

Street Fighter: so we lit just interrupted ur date?

Simp 1: We’re not dating!

Victim: We aren’t dating!

Romeo: Pfffft, yeah, and Haruna doesn’t love Miyu.

Simp 3: Aoi-san?????

Simp 2: You can’t deny it, can you?

Hardworking: And what about you Ibuki? Don’t you love a certain Photon Maiden leader?

Hacker: 💀

Street Fighter: Roasted, cooked, devoured.

Victim: don’t act innocent ibuki

Simp 3: How does it feel now, Ibuki-san?

Simp 1: Humiliated?

Simp 2: Yes…

Romeo: I’m having a hard time guessing who’s who.

Hacker: Ah, wait hold on, lemme do it real quick.

Snaps you like a twig: Teenager tea is the best, isn’t it. The era of development and maturity.

Victim: pls don’t get philosophical now, my brain is hurting.

Street Fighter: stfu, and spend your nice time with your date

Simp 1: We are not having a date!

An admin has changed all usernames!

Idol Diva: There you go!

Insomnia: Thank you!

Soft-hearted: stop lying

Pure Paladin: Weronika, just let them be. They’ll discover by themselves.

Crimson Knight: Dalia-san acts like a mom…

Innocent Guard: I feel like she has more of a mature older sister aura. Shano is like a dad for me.

WorkAlcoholic: What.

Innocent Guard: You’re there for us and always supporting, but never present. Plus, you left like a dad left for milk and cigarettes.

WorkAlcoholic: I see… So I did harm your feelings…

Innocent Guard: Ah! No no no, it was more of an analogy! We still like you and enjoy your company!

All-Rounder: Why does this feel like a family drama

Soft-hearted: so glad im not the only onewho thinks so

Crimson Knight: That’s quite disrespectful, but I would be lying if I said that I disagree.

Insomnia: See Dalia? We weren’t wrong when we said that you acted like a mom.

Railgun!: Who’s we?

Pure Paladin: It’s RONDO and Merm4id. We enjoy fooling and joking around.

WorkAlcoholic: Oh to be close with people…

Idol Diva: The one who is the closest to me in family terms literally hates me…

Soft-hearted: then stop recommending her questionable sites, i don’t need to see how she technically “cares” about Sophia

Innocent Guard: Perhaps some context might help?

Soft-hearted: basically, Lumina gives a site to Neo whenever Sophia is sick because Neo can’t give aid to even save herself, the sites are always not about caring after friends but lovers, Neo almost kisses Sophia every single time for some reason, Elsie and me witness it

Idol Diva: A little push doesn’t hurt, right?

Pure Paladin: As long as you don’t force them to you know, stay in rather awkward situations.

Insomnia: Yea! Helping out a fellow love-struck friend is nice! As responsible adults with dating experience, we are always available for you!

Crimson Knight: But Aoi-san, you have never dated anyone before. And you believe that your love if unrequited. You like Tsubaki-san. HOW IN HELL YOU BELIEVE TSUBAKI-SAN DOESN’T RECIPROCATE???!

Idol Diva: 💀

Railgun!: Are there even any official couples here?

WorkAlcoholic: I do have a lover. But I’ll disclose it there, it’s confidential.

Pure Paladin: Me and Marika, I’m sure you already knew.

Aoi, now how’s the backlash?

Crimson Knight: Believe it or not, me and Miyu-san are, in fact, dating.

Soft-hearted: no fucking way the tomato head got a gf before me

All-Rounder: wait, I thought that you and Elsie were something

Idol Diva: Huh? What do you mean you don’t have a girlfriend?

WorkAlcoholic: For what I’ve witnessed in another Group Chat, you are intimate with a fellow member, specifically, Elsie.

Soft-hearted: WE ARE NOTHING I SWEAR ONG

HOW ABOUT WE TURN OUR ATTENTION TO AOI??

Innocent Guard: At this point, we have to help each other out with our love lives, except for those who are already dating.

Shano-P? You have a girlfriend?

Insomnia: No need to get the spotlight, um.

Pure Paladin: Have you seen how she looks at you? Blushing every time you both exchange glances?

Insomnia: But, maybe she’s just checking if I’m okay? She usually does it.

WorkAlcoholic: More than girlfriend, she’s my wife.

Innocent Guard: I see… Is it Airi-san?

Crimson Knight: Wait, what did you just call me Weronika?

Soft-hearted: tomato head

Crimson Knight: I hope you rot in hell.

Pure Paladin: You spent New Year together, you hanged out at your house for the next three days, she wore your clothes, and nothing happened? And to add coal to the flame, HiiroNagi helped as well?

Railgun!: Just say “Fuck you” Haruna! We don’t mind!

All-Rounder: don’t force yourself to do so, but it’s so damn goofy to read Rot In Hell than a simple FUCK YOU

WorkAlcoholic: Do you want advice Ibuki?

Innocent Guard: Yes please. Thank you.

Insomnia: I just can’t confess yet, what if she’s not ready?

Pure Paladin: Just like a meme said, if you can’t fly, run. If you can’t run, walk. If you can’t walk, crawl, but by any means, never stop moving forward.

All-Rounder: wtf does that have to do with a pinning relationship

Idol Diva: Why are you all having like 3 different chats

Soft-hearted: just stfu Lumina, go back streaming