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    asshole
    why are you so loud downstairs?
    it’s literally like 2am

    woobear
    i cut myself while trying to cook 😑

    asshole
    did you stain my persian carpet? i’ll kill you if you did

    woobear
    yes i’m fine. thank you. how thoughtful of you to ask how i am

    asshole
    you need to stop cooking if you dont know how. just ask me or order food, if you don’t have money then ask me!

    woobear
    if i don’t try then how the hell am i meant to learn
    stupid
    just shut up and go to sleep

    asshole
    i can’t thanks to you being a loud clumsy dumbass

    woobear
    asshole, jump off a mountain.

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