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'It's not gay if we don't make eye contact Ezra. So just don't look at me and I won't look at you,' Drama leans towards Ezra and puts his hands around Ezra's waist.
'No homo...' They both whisper out as they both close their eyes and Drama brings Ezra's lips onto his and they kiss.
After about 20 seconds of kissing, Ezra lets out 'It's been 20 seconds, it's getting... gay..' And as he says this, he pulls himself away from Drama and opens his eyes to see Drama's red face.
'But I wasn't even done yet!' Drama exclaims at Ezra, eyes still tightly closed.
'So you are gay! I knew it!' Ezra smiles brightly as Drama's face goes from mild smile to complete disbelief.
'Nooooo... I am not gay. I'm straight and so so so soooo sigma! I can't believe you even suggested I'd be a.. homose-' Drama feels his lips make contact with Ezra's. Ezra wraps his hands around Drama's waist and pulls him towards himself. Drama instantly gets into it, and puts one hand around Ezra, and another into his hair, messing around with it. Their kiss is like bliss, passionate and in the perfect situation. For what feels like years they stand and make out, putting all their love into it.
This perfect moment is broken by the sound of a gasp. They instantly break apart and look at eachother, and back to where the gasp came from.
It was George and A staring at them through the door, mouths both agape in shock. 'I told you they were gay.' A looks at George, and he responds 'I told you that too...'
'We are not gay guys! This is just something sigma men do! Bros kiss other bros, no homo!' Drama says. 'Yeah! We are not homosexual!' Ezra replies.
'That's not what the making out said,' A says, knowing they are both very clearly gay 'in fact that was the gayest thing I've ever seen...'
'Yeah that was really really gay. Like beyond normal gayness.' George looks at Ezra and Drama, both blushing beyond belief out of embarrassment.
'WE ARE NOT FA-' They both shout, before looking at eachother. If they aren't gay they can't say that! Only gay people say that word!
'You really are...' Is the last sentence spoken before George and A walk out of the room, leaving Ezra and Drama to their own devices.
'So.... Maybe we shouldn't be doing something gay when we know other people are in the same building as us.' Ezra states, looking back into Drama's eyes.
'Yeah...'