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A Merry Little Christmas by meggowaffle for Earandil
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2023
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Alone in a cabin for two days with your worst enemy, what could possibly go wrong?
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Dearest Draco & Hermione,
You’ve been lured here under false pretences. No one else will be arriving until Christmas morning. There’s one village within Apparating distance, but since neither of you know where it is and I didn’t leave any winter clothes in the cabin, I’d recommend against trying it. Harry will hex me if you splinch yourselves. Yes, Hermione, Harry (begrudgingly) agreed to this plan on the condition that I give you an out. So, if either of you wants out, simply send a Patronus saying, “I’m a big baby and couldn’t handle two days alone with Draco/Hermione. I give up.” It’s that simple — I wonder which of you will quit first?
There’s plenty of wine and a few sober up potions, and the house is stocked with anything else you might need. I'm not a complete monster. Board games are in the cupboard next to the fireplace.
This is for your own good and you know it.
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Happy Christmas,
Theo