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    On Friday morning, Dave Strider, God Knight of Time, woke to find a half-naked Witch of Space floating in his pool outside his penthouse in Houston. Exactly three days later, he woke up in a completely destroyed hotel room in Las Vegas underneath a completely naked Witch of Space, wearing a diamond tiara with a tiger sitting in their bathtub.

    This is the tale of the Knight of Time and the Witch of Space and their conquest of the City of Sin. This is the story of how Dave Strider learned how to shoot a gun and how Jade Harley learned how to make old money uncomfortable. This is the tale of how Jade Harley stowed twelve big cats in the trunk of a pink El Dorado and how Dave Strider made a 500 pound bouncer humble (the old country way).

    And this is the story of how they got over their romantic hangups by learning that they were better off as lovers and not the other way around.

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