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Seokjin adjusted the camera, looking giddy and excited for the vlog he was about to make. Most of his viewers would say how cute he is, staring and concentrating at the camera with his tongue peeking out slightly, and maybe silently thank technology because they could witness their favorite YouTuber in fullscreen ten-eighty.
It was different compared to his other vlogs though since most of them were around two to four minutes long. It was live and the title was "BOYFRIEND TAG". Everyone was looking forward to the new and unexpected vlog content.
His viewers knew he had a boyfriend, of course. If not by Seokjin's random comments in his videos about him, mentioning his name often, they'd just know him because of their interactions in Twitter and Instagram and sometimes, in Vine.
Seokjin's boyfriend had once appeared in Seokjin's video, too, the one where he was sleeping face down on the bed and Seokjin plopped beside him. "Look at this cute fluff ball sleeping." He even kissed top of his messy haired head after whispering the words, making his viewers coo at the sweetness. "Better not wake him up though." Seokjin immediately got up and ran to the kitchen to continue his cooking show after a jumpcut. His viewers remembered Seokjin ended the video with, "Today's food is perfect to serve hot and full with love and speaking of love, I will dutifully serve this to the cute fluff ball who just woke up. Au revoir, les amis! See you in the next video!"
Seokjin's boyfriend wasn't as open of his face as Seokjin was though, his Twitter account mostly contained lyrics and banters with his friends and Instagram feed filled with photos of food and scenery and candid shots of Seokjin. A photo of himself was rare, that it was.
"Is it on?" There was a deep and raspy voice off-screen. "Hurry up."
Seokjin sat on the white loveseat and patted the empty space beside him, a cute whistling music Seokjin picked for the video's background playing. "Sit, sit." A blond man sat beside him, looking like a mix of bored and shy. "Bonjour, les amis! This is General Jinnie and you're watching a live vlog! What for? See, I was forced- I mean, encouraged by Jimin, Park Jim Jam, to do this so here we are! Before that-" He smiled at the man beside him, holding his hand on his lap. "I'm sure you're all aware that I have a boyfriend, small and very cute one at that-"
"Hey! I'm not small!"
"Okay, okay. I'm here with my boyfriend, Yoongi, to do the Youtube Boyfriend Tag! For starters..." Seokjin ducked and pulled a glass table close to their knees and there were plates of different confectioneries occupying the space. "We're doing this in a different way but not that different. I picked the common questions I found through Google and some of your questions." Seokjin popped a small tart in his mouth and moaned. "I love this."
Yoongi pinched Seokjin's side and made him squeal. "Seokjin's doing this because as he said, Jimin encouraged him to and because he wanted you all to know more about him. He decided to finally release me out of his baseme-"
"Let's start!" Seokjin pulled his pink flip phone to read the first one and turned to Yoongi. "When and where did we first meet, honey?"
"In some dingy alley at the back of your favorite club on your eighteenth birthday." Seokjin stared at him with a blank face. "I'm just kidding. It was the first day of May, senior year, in front of my college. You tripped on the sidewalk pavement and fell face first in front of me."
"You didn't have to say the last one!" Seokjin whined. "I looked terrible!"
"You were cute. Don't worry." He pecked a kiss on his cheek. "Next?"
"First date. Let me have this one." Yoongi nodded and proceeded to get a cupcake to eat. "Yoongi and I had a date in my family's cafe before I took over it during Valentine's, two years after we first met. I baked him cupcakes, like the one he's eating right now, and even met my mom. Yes. Our first date was that sweet." Yoongi rolled his eyes but the smile on his lips wasn't left unnoticed. "Next one! First impression! Since Yoongi's not done eating, I'll go first. T-B-H, I thought Yoongi didn't like me." He reached for Yoongi's cheek and pinched it, making him groan. "He always frowned, he still does, and he looked like he was glaring at me most of the time!"
"I just couldn't take my eyes off you, okay?" Yoongi murmured and set down the crumpled paper cup. "My first impression of Seokjin was that he was some sort of a lost prince- Hey. Stop giggling."
"Yes! You even asked me that!" Seokjin had his face close to the camera and smiled. "Yoongi thought I was a prince. I definitely look majestic, right?"
Half of the viewers agreed, half playfully scoffed.
Yoongi pulled him back and Seokjin squealed again, giggling against Yoongi's side that he couldn't help but just sigh at him and grab the pink flip phone to look at the next one on the list. "How long have we been together? Six years... Wow. I actually managed to last six years with this man."
"Thanks, honey. I love you, too. What's the next one?"
"Our bestfriend. Seokjin's bestfriend is Jimin, also known as Park Jim Jam here."
"Yoongi's bestfriend is also my good friend, Joonie! Hi, Joonie! Hope you finish that song you have for my special! I'm looking forward to that! Next, next!" Seokjin peeked at his phone and smiled wildly. "Pet! Right! You only see her in Instagram and Twitter but I'll let you see her here! I'll be right back!" Seokjin ran off, leaving Yoongi shaking his head.
"While he's out to get Cheonsa, let's move to the next one. What is our favorite time of the day?" Yoongi grinned at the phone and looked up. "Ah... Sexy time, of course. It definitely is our favorite time of the day. Who doesn't like some sweet and private time with their boy-"
"Yoongi! I can still hear you here!"
Yoongi looked at his direction off camera and shouted, "It's true!"
"You're lying! Tell them the truth!"
"Okay, okay." Yoongi laughed, turning back to the camera. "It's tea time. Seokjin and I usually have tea and biscuits here in the living room or out in the balcony to relax. We play with our pet, too, around tea time. Oh. Here they are."
Seokjin sat beside Yoongi. "I'm back! For our pet, let's have her officially debut here on YouTube!" He raised his hands and their pet was wiggling on her back on Seokjin's palm. "This is Cheonsa! She's an adorable African Pygmy hedgehog!"
"Jinnie originally wanted a pet dog to keep here like Jjanggu, their family dog, but I was allergic with dog fur so he got us a hedgehog instead."
"Cheonsa first reminded me of Yoongi, too! She's small, cute and prickly!"
"I'm not small and prickly."
"You are, honey. Here. Hold Cheonsa and play with her." Yoongi held Cheonsa and nuzzled his nose against hers while Seokjin held his phone. "While my boyfriend here plays with our baby angel, let's get to the next one. What is our favorite outfit for each other?"
"Mine is no outfit. Naked Jinnie is the be-"
"He loves it when I'm wearing the pink sweater he gave me for our second anniversary along with my red jeans and white Jordans. I love it when Yoongi wears my clothes and one of those giant and fluffy scarves he owns. He's actually wearing my shirt right now."
"Your clothes are big and comfortable."
"Aren't they? Sometimes, he even doesn't wear anything underneath but his boxers. Of course. I like Yoongi's legs a lot so it's obvious why I love it when he's wearing my clothes."
"You should get to the next one before we start bedroom talking in front of your viewers."
Seokjin giggled. "Alright. When was the first time we said I love you to each other, Yoongi?"
"A month before our first anniversary. We were out on a roadtrip in the countryside that day." Seokjin nodded, smile stretching his lips widely. "We made a lot of flower crowns when we were in the flower field, too."
Seokjin hugged Yoongi and pecked a kiss on his cheek, giggling. "Should we make flower crowns again after this?"
"We should. Let's make Cheonsa one, too." Yoongi brought the hedgehog close to his face and cooed at her. "Cheonsa wants a flower crown, too, doesn't she? Doesn't that make you happy, baby?" Cheonsa pawed on Yoongi's cheek and he laughed with Seokjin. "Let's move on." Yoongi took a look on the list while rubbing a finger on Cheonsa's stomach. "What do we argue about the most?"
"Yoongi not eating enough."
"Seokjin passing out cold while editing videos on the dining table."
"Yoongi being stubborn."
"Seokjin making me eat his failed food experiments. Basically, Seokjin and I argue about a lot of things in general."
"We don't let it last that long, though. They're more of scoldings to polish ourselves. The worst of it was probably that time Cheonsa got sick and Yoongi and I were close to fighting. The vet told us Cheonsa was crying before she was sedated and Yoongi and I felt really bad."
Seokjin and Yoongi carried on answering the rest of the things being asked listed in the tag, consuming the confectioneries until Cheonsa was already balled up and asleep in a dry and empty tea cup and Seokjin and Yoongi were to answer the thirtieth and last question.
"Last one. Do we love each other, Yoongi?"
"Do we?"
"I don't know."
Yoongi chuckled, snaking his arm around Seokjin's waist and pulling him close until their faces were a few centimeters away from each other. "I love you."
Seokjin giggled, his eyes crinkling as he threw his arms around Yoongi's neck. "Okay. I love you, too."
With a quick peck on each other's lips, they sure set themselves as eye candies for their viewers. Still hugging each other, Seokjin turned to the camera and winked. "And that ends our Boyfriend Tag! Thank you for staying with us for today's vlog. Next week, look forward to another Eat Jin episode and this time, I am going to be eating with Kinoshita Yuka- Hey!" Yoongi was grinning, keeping on peppering kisses on Seokjin's cheek and making him giggle. "Au revoir, les amis! See you in the next video! Wait- Stop it, Yoongi!"
It was already a black screen with words in white saying that the live blog has ended and yet, the viewers wished there were more than thirty things asked in the Boyfriend Tag.