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A Very Spideypool Secret Santa by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool (Movieverse)
04 Jan 2024
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Summary
Wade tries to anonymously leave Peter presents all December long.
Peter is 1000% convinced he has an ultra creepy stalker.
It's a very Spideypool Secret Santa.
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"This whole creepy scenario is your fault you know." Wade informed him peevishly. “I asked ‘say Pete, what’s a cutie booty like you want for Christmas’ and you said ‘world peace and a nap’. Now how the hell am I supposed to wrap up world peace and a nap? This is on you. If you'd picked a regular present, I wouldn't have had to get weird."“So your solution was stalking me then dropping off intensely specifically personal items in super serial killer fashion?!"
“For the record?” Wade scowled. “I prefer the term Secret Santa.”
Series
- Part 25 of Christmas Fics!
