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The toothpick stays where it currently lays, as I am totally here to slay!
You may be some kind of recruits
For the imperial forces thinking you’re more cute
Than us clones, enchanted and otherwise
But you lot could not be more wrong
Because we are so much more stronger
Certainly more bolder and better
And where it comes to being cute?
Well, we are that too, so try us sue!
And this pick in my mouth which I constantly chew
So what if I have a fixation of the oral kind
That is by design and certainly some kind of a lure
For the fannies out there watching me chew chew chew
For I am the real slim shady
Crosshair as the Kaminoans made me
The rest of you are just imitators
Big fakes and whatevers!
Chew chew chew
I told ya lot already
That, is the real lure!