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    Evan Rosier wasn’t a typical detention resident. He might look like it, he might dress like the kind of child that would be, he might smoke out the bathroom window, get in semi-regular fights, and miss a lot of his homework; but he only ever gets detention for the stupid things, like calling a kid a ‘cumstain on the face of the earth’ in the hallway.

    At seventeen, Evan Rosier had been in detention more than Barty Crouch Jr had been to classes in his entire life.

    Barty had always told everyone that ‘college just isn’t his place’. And, honestly? He wasn’t wrong. His attendance, ‘breaking of dress code’ and incessant need to talk back to teachers lands him in trouble at every possible opportunity. For him, detention was a regular thing, attending it was another question.

    The two being put in detention together, and both actually going, was a one in a million chance. Once in a lifetime, you might say.

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