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Haunted Guide Plushie

Summary:

In an apparently normal Halloween morning, Void Cultist, a fangirl of the game character The Guide from Pitstop in Purgatory finally finishes her cosplay of him. But suddenly, she starts hearing a strange but familiar voice coming from her desk...

Notes:

gotta thank don don patapon for giving the inicial idea in the discord server (even if he probably doesnt remember it)

(originally written for the discord server in 31.10.23 (halloween, lol))

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Halloween. I spent the whole morning finishing my costume: The Guide, from the game Pitstop in Purgatory. I had bought the cloth some months ago, and after days and days of sewing and adapting clothes I already had, I finally managed to make a costume that looked at least similar to his. I was so proud of it I could cry.

I went to the bathroom and wore it, then I left and looked at myself in the mirror. Gosh! It looked so cool!! I was almost scared. I kept staring at it until I heard a sound.

"Bah."

...That wasn't my voice.

I froze into place. Maybe I was just hearing things? Or maybe it *was* my voice, I just didn't notice myself saying things out loud.

"Humans are so predictable. I've seen this same thought process hundreds of times. It's incredibly boring."

Okay. Now I was pretty sure that wasn't me. I looked around, still in shock, searching for the source of the voice. Something in it was incredibly familiar. Too familiar. In a scary way.

"So you're the 'Void Cultist', am I correct?" I looked around my room, but couldn't see anything in my bed or in the hallway. "The name feels a bit overblown in my opinion, but I will give credit for the creativity."

My desk.
There was a Guide plushie on my desk.

It was so small it could fit the palm of my hand easily. Could be a keychain, even.

"A bold thought for a human." he said. His mouth didn't move. "Carrying deities like toys."

"...Guide?" I asked, flabbergasted by the concept, insanity, whatever it was happening in that moment.

"*The* Guide." he corrected me, and added: "For someone who considers themselves a fan, you were surprisingly slow to recognize me."

"Bah, give me a break." I said, without thinking much. Then I froze again. Gah! I'm so used to roast him while playing that I completely forgot--

He laughed. Realization was striking me as time passed -- he could read my thoughts! I felt the panic spreading through my body. But half of it was strangely calm. What the hell?!

"Anyway, what are you doing here?" I asked, trying to avoid my crazy mind.

"Watching, of course."

"Oh, are you interested in the cosplay?" I looked at it, smiling with pride.

"I would never feel a hint of interest in this display of..." the soft plushie eyes stared at me, the cotton hand gesturing vaguely. "Whatever obsession this is."

"At least I got it right." my eyes went from his clothes and my costume, confirming I got the details correctly. That was reassuring.

"You still lack something."

"What?"

"The eyes, of course."

I rolled my eyes. I spent the whole money on the cloth, so there was nothing left for the contact lenses.

"Well, I'm no deity, so this will have to do."

"Maybe not yet."

I stared at him, the tension in the air suddenly growing like he had pulled a string of an instrument -- or a bow.

"What do you mean...." I asked.

"You know exactly what I mean."

I swallowed. At that moment, I noticed the never-changing smirk on the plushie's face. It didn't move, I knew it couldn't, but somehow...

"Leave me alone..."

"Your words don't match your thoughts, Miss Cultist. Though, I can't say that's a first in human history."

Miss Cultist...? Was he really using that instead of my name...?

"Do you want me to call you by your real name?"

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Yes, that's what I thought." he remained unfazed. "So? What do you think?"

I closed my eyes. What did I think? There were too many answers to that question, as always...

"I think I..."

But when I opened my eyes, there was no plushie on my desk anymore. Was it a dream? A hallucination? All was left was just a lingering fear, a strange message written in the air:

"We'll meet again".