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KANAYA: Welcome Home Rose
KANAYA: How Went The Skateboarding Lesson
ROSE: Latula seemed to think it went well.
ROSE: Personally, I prefer pastimes with less risk of physical injury.
ROSE: Whether by high-speed contact with asphalt, or by overly exuberant high-fives from one's tutor.
ROSE: I'm glad I at least had the foresight to wear long sleeves and pants.
KANAYA: I Would Expect Nothing Less From The Legendary Seer Of Light
ROSE: Oh, hush.
ROSE: I think I might have sustained an injury nevertheless.
ROSE: Let me see.
KANAYA: Wow Um
KANAYA: You Sure Are Taking Off Your Pants In The Middle Of Our Dining Block
ROSE: Scandal beyond measure!
ROSE: I do hope that the sight of my unclad legs won't scald your virgin eyes.
ROSE: Or worse yet, drive you into some kind of alien mating frenzy.
ROSE: Whatever would I do if you were suddenly overcome by an irresistible urge to ravish me?
KANAYA: Oh
KANAYA: Ravishing Is
KANAYA: Well Ravishing Is What You Are Being More Or Less Always
KANAYA: But It Appears You Have Uh
KANAYA: Injured Yourself
ROSE: It would seem so.
KANAYA: Youre Bleeding
KANAYA: Um
ROSE: ...
KANAYA: ...
ROSE: Kanaya?
KANAYA: Oops
KANAYA: I Mean Yes What Is It
ROSE: What's on your mind?
KANAYA: Well
KANAYA: I Just
KANAYA: Was Wondering Whether I
ROSE: Yes?
KANAYA: Could Just Sort Of Lean Over And
KANAYA: Uh
ROSE: Kanaya.
ROSE: Are you trying to ask me something?
ROSE: If so, I suspect it might behoove you to ask sooner rather than later.
ROSE: Vitamin K works swiftly.
KANAYA: Um
KANAYA: I
ROSE: Yes, Kanaya.
ROSE: You may lick my knee.