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Inspired of course by the gay little poem by Art
https://www.artgarfunkel.com/stillwater/poem5.htmlAlso I cut the original number of drinks in half cause sorry but I refuse to imagine anyone having sex (or y'know.. surviving) after 18 fucking tequilas
...anyway.
