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Spa Getaway in Sloth

Summary:

Deciding to use Paimon's generous gift as a getaway for Valentine's Day weekend, Buckzo and Tilla leave the trio with Dante and Nyx so they can have some time for themselves. But little do they know, they will be joined by two equally in love demons that had a similar idea for a romantic getaway.

Notes:

This was referenced in the story Sinsmas Operation Stop Krampus but since Paimon gave them spa vouchers to use in Sloth, it would be fun to see what a trip with these two would be like. They're gonna be absolutely horny for each other but since this is a pretty high class spa, I thought it would be fun to have another horny and absolutely in love couple like Lucifer and Lilith show them the ropes for how to really make the most of a vacation like this.

Personally I don't think they care one way or another about if two imps are going to be at the spa or not. They have high enough clout to be given privacy so they won't be bothered if they want to spend their time with two imps. And the people in Sloth are too lazy to really care one way or another.

I think Sloth was the right way to go in having a luxurious spa be set there since it looked really relaxing the two times we saw it and I think a spa would probably promote good health so it'd probably be the right place to have one. If they have doctors, dentists, and rehab facilities in Sloth, some spas would be good too.

I'm also imagining Lucifer as pretty goofy and absolutely in love with his wife. Basically Gomez Addams which is why he's kissing his wife's arm up and down.

And on a side note, while Paimon I think would be invited for spa trips with Lucifer and Lilith, I think he'd find the whole idea too invasive for him. Just think of how Toph reacted when the spa ladies tried to get the dirt off her feet. Only he'd have the opposite problem of not even wanting to get in a mud bath. XD

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Chapter 1: Checking In

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“This is so exciting, sweetie.” Tilla smiled as she held her husband’s hand. “I haven’t had a spa day in ages.”

“Yeah I could use a good horn polishing.” Buckzo nodded as he rubbed his shoulder. “And my neck’s killin’ me.”

Giving responsibility to watch the kids over to Dante and Nyx, Buckzo and Tilla decided to cash in their Sinsmas gift from King Paimon. There was a lull in activity for the circus so they wanted to get some rest and relaxation before getting back to work. Plus they had been missing their one-on-one time with each other so what better way than to spend it with each other getting pampered?

“So what’s this spa place got to offer?” Buckzo wondered, looking over at the brochure his wife got at the Elevator Station.

“Oh well they have full body massages, facials, horn treatments, steam rooms, and mud baths. They even have some fun amenities like pools, a fitness center, and a hot tub.” Tilla read off brightly.

“Now we’re talkin’!” Buckzo grinned, looking at one of the pictures. “Hey why do they do that thing where they put cucumbers over your eyes?”

Tilla looked down at the picture before looking at her husband in confusion. “You know, I genuinely have no idea.” she admitted before snaking her arm around her husband. “But I’m just glad I’ll be able to spend the whole time with you.”

Buckzo grinned as he pulled his wife into a kiss. “This is gonna be one hell of a Valentine’s Day weekend.” he assured her.

As the two imps rode their way to the spa, they had no idea some rather…unique company would be joining them this weekend as well.

(...)

The two city imps were surprised at how fancy this place was. Paimon really must’ve been grateful for Stolas and Blitzo’s playdate arrangement. When they showed the voucher to the hotel’s desk clerk, she immediately got them keycards for exclusive rooms on the higher floors of the hotel that were normally for demons of high rank or royals. But when she saw they were personally invited guests of the King of the Goetia, that seemed to be good enough for her.

“Oh! Look at the view, dear!” Tilla gasped in delight as she ran over to the window. “It’s so beautiful!”

“Check out the bed!” Buckzo added as he flopped face first onto the puffy comforter. “Ya think we can sneak one of these back home? This shit feels nice…”

“It’s not like soaps and towels, hun.” Tilla giggled, amused at how her husband was practically rolling around on the top of the bed. He might’ve been a grump sometimes but he could be really cute and silly. It’s why she fell for him so easily; underneath that crabby exterior was a man that had so much passion for his work and his wife.

“So what do ya wanna do first?” Buckzo wondered.

“How about we…break in the bed first?” Tilla suggested, shutting the curtains behind her as she gave her husband a seductive smile.

“Ya don’t have to tell me twice!” Buckzo grinned, laughing when his wife jumped into his arms and started kissing him all over.

Checking out the rest of the spa’s amenities would have to wait. Since they didn’t have to worry about little snoops barging in and making immature jokes or running out of the room screaming, they could do whatever they wanted without worry. And with the implant along with several boxes of condoms, no little surprises would be waiting for them when their weekend was over.

Their vacation was certainly going to start off with a bang.

(...)

By the time they were done “breaking in the bed”, the two imps were ready to have some extra pampering done. Dealing with kids was stressful so a full body massage was just what they needed. Buckzo especially was happy to get the base of his horns and neck massaged since they were really sore.

“What can we get started for you today?” the receptionist asked.

“Uh…ya got any clue, babe?” Buckzo asked.

“Well…it’s been a while since I’ve had one.” Tilla admitted.

“I would recommend the royal special.”

The two imp turned and their eyes widened, seeing Queen Lilith and King Lucifer standing next to them. Lilith was looking elegant as always while Lucifer was looking at the two imps with excitement. They hadn’t seen them in person since that whole concert business but they never would’ve expected to see them in a place like this.

“W-What would that entail, your majesties?” Tilla wondered.

“Oh the fire cupping and hot stone massages can do absolute wonders!” Lucifer chimed in with a bright fanged grin. “A full body scrub is quite excellent as well and the mud baths? Absolutely fun!”

“Hang on…what are you two doing here? Not that we aren’t honored to be around ya but…ain’t ya supposed to be runnin’ Pride and shit?” Buckzo questioned.

“We’re royals. We can take a weekend to ourselves. I’m on vacation from my concerts until at least spring. And Lucifer’s been dying to take me down here to get pampered.” Lilith explained.

“Only the best for you my darling.” Lucifer cooed, kissing his wife up and down the arm.

“That’s really sweet.” Tilla smiled. “This was a generous gift from King Paimon for taking care of Prince Stolas.”

“Aw, is that why he’s not here? Damn.” Lucifer pouted. “I was hoping I’d finally get him to join me in a mud bath. Honestly he really should consider coming down here one of these days; it’d do wonders for his stress.”

Buckzo suddenly had a mental image of Paimon freaking out at being touched during massages and absolutely refusing to enter the mud baths before laughing. “The day when King Birdbrain willingly gets into a mud bath, I will PAY to see that!” he snickered.

“Believe me, I have been wanting that for ages.” Lucifer smirked before turning to the receptionist. “Two royal specials for myself and my wife and our new friends here.”

“A-Are you sure? We don’t want to impose…” Tilla tried before Lilith gave her a reassuring smile.

“It’s no trouble. Privacy is very important here so you won’t need to worry about that.” Lilith assured the imp woman. “Plus my husband likes having others to talk to when we’re on vacation so it might just be easier to go along with it.”

“Well…what do you think dear?” Tilla wondered.

“Hey I’m fine with whatever.” Buckzo shrugged, blinking in shock as Lucifer clapped a hand on his shoulder.

“Excellent! Paimon won’t know what he’s missing!” Lucifer grinned.

{To Be Continued}

Chapter 2: A Day At The Spa

Summary:

Lucifer and Lilith show Tilla and Buckzo how to relax demon royal style.

Notes:

I had to look up what kinds of things you could get as a treatment at a spa and I figured I'd add a little bit extra for demons since they would have to deal with more ways of getting relaxed such as horn polishing and tail massages. And Lucifer, lovable weirdo that he is, would probably want literal rocks on fire on his back while Buckzo's just weirded out enough as is with his fire cupping session.

Incidentally, I definitely want to try that one day. I've seen videos and it looks really nice and relaxing.

Beelzebub would definitely be the go-to choice for babysitter but she'd probably need a bit of a reminder to not just feed Charlie sugar while watching over her. Though Charlie would get extra treats with her favorite aunt around ;) But of course she would properly take good care of Charlie; she loves indulgence but she's not crazy. Plus Lucifer and Lilith would kick her ass if Charlie got sick.

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The spa day soon began properly with each couple getting a massage to start. Lilith and Tilla were in absolute paradise having their backs rubbed by the staff while Lucifer was trying to get Buckzo to try out some of the more…experimental massages.

“The fuck is fire cupping?” Buckzo questioned.

“That’s where they take a glass cup or bowl, put a little cotton ball dipped in alcohol inside and light it on fire, then put it on your back once the oxygen is burned out of it.” Lucifer explained. “Your back will look like you’ve been making out with an octopus but it really does feel nice once they rub the oil in and wrap you in a towel.”

“Have…you made out with an octopus?” the ringmaster asked slowly.

“I’ve been alive for a very long time. You can get very…experimental in the bedroom.” Lucifer grinned deviously.

Buckzo shuddered a bit before looking at the option Lucifer picked. “Hot stones? Won’t that hurt?” he frowned.

“Pssh! Nah!” Lucifer smiled as he hopped onto the table. “It does wonders for my back!”

Buckzo’s droopy eyes widened as he saw literal rocks on fire being brought into the room and the massage therapist started to place them on the king’s back. The older imp thought for sure the demon king would be screaming bloody murder but his face looked absolutely zen. Though his tension was soon beginning to disappear as the other massage therapist began the fire cupping treatment. It felt so strange yet cozy having oil rubbed into your back and having the cups suck on the skin and be moved around.

He might need to ask his wife for this when they were back home.

The next session was a horn polish and shine as well as a scalp massage. Lilith was joining Tilla and Buckzo while Lucifer was getting a deep tissue massage in the other room.

“So what do you do for your horns to keep them sharp and shiny?” Tilla wondered.

“Oh I just try to scrub them every other day. Once a month when the skin starts to get rough and flakey, you’ll want to take a night to soak them.” Lilith explained.

“I gotta get some more polish.” Buckzo chimed in.

“In your case, I’d have your wife help since it might be hard to reach the tips. Luci-darling always knows just how to make me feel wonderful.” Lilith smiled fondly, listening to her husband’s moans in the next room.

“Is the princess with you?” Tilla asked.

“Oh no. She’s back home with Beelzebub. She always loves spending time with her aunt and understands that mommy and daddy need some alone time.” the queen of hell explained before looking apprehensive. “I hope they won’t cause too much trouble…”

“She’s one little kid. What trouble could she cause?” Buckzo wondered, groaning in delight at the base of his horns being rubbed.

{Morningstar Palace}

“So Charlie, do ya wanna have pancakes for dinner?” Beelzebub asked.

“With extra chocolate syrup and whipped cream and sprinkles?!” Charlie smiled hopefully.

“You read my mind!” Beelzebub grinned, conjuring up a spread of all the breakfast foods a little kid could possibly want.

{Sloth Luxury Spa}

“Maybe I should call Beelzebub to make sure she feeds Charlotte her vegetables too…” Lilith fretted.

“We left our family friends’ instructions for our kids. They know their tricks so they won’t be staying up too late or eating junk.” Tilla nodded in understanding.

“And if the little knuckleheads try anything, they’re gonna be outmatched.” Buckzo smirked.

Once the massages were over, the couples were soon guided to the mud baths where they were given a facial treatment. It was a little hot to start but they soon were all relaxing in their personal tubs.

“Seriously, Paimon has no idea what he’s missing.” Lucifer went on as he munched on the nearby cucumbers for a snack. “Mud baths are so exhilarating and the steam room will get rid of any mud left on his feathers. He just needs to relax more.”

“I’m with ya there. The guy freaks out so much about messes. He’s gotta live a little.” Buckzo nodded. “Maybe he wouldn’t have such a stick up his bird ass.”

“Dear!” Tilla scolded.

“No no he’s right!” Lucifer laughed. “I quite like Paimon so I want him to feel more relaxed. Being a royal is a pain in the arse as is, so when he’s not working, he should relax more.”

“Is that why you like to pop in uninvited to his home?” Lilith teased.

“Hey he’s got to be ready for the unexpected.” Lucifer reasoned.

Buckzo and Tilla glanced at each other before taking a bite from their own plate of cucumbers. It would probably be in their best interest not to question their king. He has been around much longer than they have so he probably knew what he was doing. If anything else, Queen Lilith probably kept him in check so his whims didn’t go too wacky.

By the time their session in the steam room was done, Buckzo nearly gasping for air when he got out of the hot sauna, they were all refreshed and relaxed.

“Oh that hit the spot!" Lucifer moaned as he stretched his back. “Would you two like to join us for drinks later?”

“Drinks? As in, booze?” Buckzo grinned, easily perking up.

“You just said the magic words.” Tilla smiled sheepishly.

“It’s entirely up to you but we’ve enjoyed this time together. It’s rare we get to spend time with parents of children that are close to our child’s age.” Lilith explained.

Tilla was a little surprised that the queen would be so open about this. She didn’t know too much about the affairs of royals but it seemed like even among high ranking demons, not many of them had children. She couldn’t exactly imagine the sins being parents so…maybe it was lonely being a mother without anyone to talk to about it.

“We would be honored to join you.” Tilla bowed with grace.

Chapter 3: Night Drinking

Summary:

A night of drinking and chatting gives these two couples from different walks of life insight into what they have been through as parents as well as their lives in general. The night ending especially on an especially saucy note for these two insanely in love couples.

Notes:

Sorry this one took a bit. I've gotten some fun ideas for what to do with them thanks to ZsewqTheWolf and they'll come in some short little vignettes i might right with Lucifer and Buckzo and Tilla and Lilith before they head back home.

For here though, I think they'd definitely bond over the silly things their kids have done and, being couples that are so oddly matched, they would be able to bond over that too. Lucifer definitely has the goofier persona he plays up with his love of ducks (and I could see him wearing tacky vacation clothes to get in the spirit of things). XD

I think as a demon baby, Charlie might've had powers she couldn't exactly control so they might've manifested in strange ways such as being able to fly, teleportation, and tantrums that would've caused all of Hell to feel it. She's a sweetheart but demon babies can go through the Terrible Twos too.

Buckzo, as much as he is willing to steal for his family, I think he would actually try to buy something special for his wife since he loves her so much. And she's absolutely touched by that gesture. Don't worry; she got him a present too but that'll come later.

And while I won't be going too explicit on what they do in the bedroom, I do imply it so fair warning there. Let's just say Lilith and Tilla were left very satisfied that night and returned the favor 10-fold. ;)

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Once evening hit, the two couples found themselves at a bar at the top of the hotel, enjoying drinks together and laughing together. Lucifer was practically pounding the table as Buckzo recalled some of the things his kids did.

“Wait wait wait…y-y-your kids…tried to sneak into a PG-13 movie using that old ‘wearing a coat and standing on each other’s shoulders’ trick?!” Lucifer laughed, trying to catch his breath.

“Yeah! The little knuckleheads thought they were SO clever!” Buckzo grinned, taking a swig of whiskey. “The best part? The minute they saw full-on naked boobs during a saucy scene, they ran out of the theater screaming!”

“Oh that sounds hilarious!” Lucifer laughed.

“Thankfully Charlotte hasn’t snuck out of the palace to try and go see a movie on her own. Though she did scribble on the walls of her nursery when she was about 2 years old.” Lilith recalled with a fond smile. “We were stunned she was able to get on the ceiling.”

“Can she fly?” Tilla wondered.

“Sort of. Charlotte’s powers were pretty…unstable when she was much smaller. Luci nearly fainted when he saw her crawling on the ceiling one day.” Lilith giggled.

“Then there was her teleportation mishap when we would try to give her a bath…” Lucifer recalled, blushing in embarrassment when he fell in the tub and Charlie laughed at him.

“And there was the tantrum that shook all of Pentagram City when she didn’t want to go to the dentist.” The queen sighed.

“Is that what that was? I thought it was just a Hellshake.” Buckzo mused.

“Thankfully she’s grown out of temper tantrums and her powers are pretty dormant for now. But she will need to start harnessing them in the near future.” Lucifer explained.

“We’ve had our ups and downs with our kids too. Fizzarolli is the oldest of the kids but he’s very sensitive. A real sweetheart of a boy.” Tilla smiled.

“Barb’s a real firecracker. Tough when she needs to be but the boys really depend on her. She always looks out for the goobers.” Buckzo nodded in approval.

“And Blitzo’s a real sweet kid. He’s a bit spacey but he cares so deeply for his family and friends. He’ll always try to do right by us.” Tilla whispered, tearing up a bit.

“Miss Tilla? Are you alright?” Lilith asked gently.

“I-I’m sorry…I’m just missing our kids.” Tilla sniffled, taking a sip of wine as Buckzo rubbed his wife’s back.

“I know the feeling. As parents we sometimes need a break from our kids but we miss them like crazy.” Lilith nodded in understanding.

“They’ll drive ya nuts but ya can’t live without ‘em.” Buckzo nodded.

“Truer words.” Lucifer replied, clinking his glass with his wife’s.

Buckzo took one more swig of his drink before looking over the shorter king. “Okay…I gotta ask…what the fuck is up with the duck swim-trunks?” he questioned.

Lucifer, wanting to get in the spirit of being on vacation, was wearing a very loud Hawaiian-style shirt and rubber duck themed swim trunks. It was quite shocking to see the King of Hell looking so…tacky. Even when he stopped by their circus with his kid for her birthday, he still was dressed quite nicely.

“Well there’s a pool on the roof so I’m wearing trunks down here so I can just slip my shirt and sandals off and jump right in.” Lucifer replied brightly.

“No no…why ducks?” the ringmaster clarified.

“Well why not? They’re cute!” Lucifer blinked in confusion, smiling as his wife patted his head.

“The man loves his ducks. Best not to question it.” Lilith advised, giggling when Lucifer started to purr.

Buckzo just shook his head, blushing when Tilla began to affectionately scratch between his horns to help him relax. If the King of Hell wanted to wear ducks and a tacky shirt, who was he to judge? Even royals deserved to cut loose a bit on vacation.

(...)

Because they had private access, the two couples soon found themselves on the roof pool. Lucifer was having a ball paddling around in the pool wearing a pool ring while Buckzo was using two pool rings to support himself and his horns. The water was cool but not cold while also being heated. And the water itself had a nice blue glow in the evening pink skies of Sloth.

Lilith and Tilla, wearing one piece swimsuits that still showed off their best assets, were lounging on beach chairs as they watched over their husbands.

“So you two met on Earth?” Tilla guessed.

“Yes…he honestly saved me from being with someone…not very nice. He’s my silly dreamer but I love him all the same.” Lilith smiled warmly, giggling as her husband waved at her.

“I know the feeling. Buckzo might be a bit…crude but his heart’s always in the right place and he never gives me doubt that he loves me.” Tilla recalled.

“Since you’ve seen one of my concerts, perhaps I can come see one of your family’s circus performances.” Lilith offered. “Providing my schedule permits it.”

“That would certainly cause a stir in Imp City…” Tilla admitted.

“Oh don’t worry about that. I can be discreet.” Lilith promised.

In the pool, Buckzo was just relaxing as he watched Lucifer swim around. For a guy not much taller than him, he could swim pretty well. He must’ve been pretty old too yet he still looked really damned good for his age. Buckzo was barely in his 30s yet he looked exhausted all the time.

Then again, the princess might’ve been a bit more of a handful than he thought. A fully-powered demon baby probably had even more struggles than two imp twins.

“So! Are you enjoying your vacation?” Lucifer asked, paddling up to the relaxed imp.

“Yeah. I think we needed this more than we thought.” Buckzo admitted.

“That’s the spirit! Next time, I’ll personally invite King Paimon so we can get our favorite birdy king to relax.” Lucifer grinned, kicking his feet behind him.

“Oh that’d be hilarious!” Buckzo laughed before turning to the king. “Ya know, for a royal, ya ain’t so bad. I wish certain other higher up assholes could learn from you.”

Lucifer laughed quietly before turning himself around on his pool ring, looking up at the dark pink sky. “You know…I find the way royals treat lesser demons absolutely disgusting. Even with what I try to do to discourage that sort of thinking among other royals and overlords and sins…they won’t always listen to me.” the king admitted quietly.

“Damn…even when you’re in power, ya still get treated like shit?” Buckzo frowned.

“It was like that in Heaven too. Close-minded fools…” Lucifer grumbled. “By the time so many royals and overlords have been establishing themselves in Hell, I’ve had to just accept that they’re not going to change so easily.”

“So ya gotta act the part of a hoity-toity asshat?” Buckzo guessed.

“Yes. Not that it does me much good. Sinners fear me but they don’t respect me. Most of the Sins aren’t terrible but a few…can be a bit much. And royals? There are only a few I would consider to be on friendly terms with.” Lucifer explained.

“Like Paimon?” Buckzo guessed.

“Yes. He’s so stiff but he’s hilarious. His airheadedness can be quite charming. And his son gets along quite well with my daughter.” Lucifer grinned.

“Yeah the little feather duster gets along with my kids too.” Buckzo nodded, looking up at the sky. “We’ve had our share of ups and downs dealin’ with some…shittier Goetia members but Stolas and Paimon and that butler guy are decent enough. Well, when Paimon doesn’t have a stick up his ass.”

Lucifer laughed at that statement before continuing to doggy-paddle around the pool. It was nice to have someone to talk to that wasn’t trying to kiss his arse. He didn’t get to know the imps too well since they were mostly Satan’s responsibility but he saw the occasional one around town and had a few employed in the palace. He had too many other responsibilities to really pay attention to them.

At least while he was on vacation, he could be casual with his citizens.

“So are you doing something for your wife this Valentine’s Day?” Lucifer asked, keeping his voice low so the ladies wouldn’t hear them.

“Well…I packed some extra fun stuff to please my wife with.” Buckzo grinned. “Ya know if this place has some chocolate covered strawberries? My wife loves those.”

“Check the mini-fridge. You’ll find it’s worth it to splurge a little.” the king winked.

(...)

The two couples soon parted ways after getting out of the pool. They gave each other their room numbers in case they wanted to spend time with each other while on vacation. Buckzo used his key to open the door when something crossed his mind.

“Hey did you spot an ice machine on this floor?” Buckzo wondered.

“I think so a little ways back.” Tilla mused.

“Maybe we can get some to ice the drinks in the minifridge. It’s on Birdbrain’s dime, right?” Buckzo grinned.

“Try not to go too crazy, okay?” Tilla advised. “This is still a very generous gift.”

“Don’t worry I won’t go nuts.” Buckzo promised, quickly stepping inside to get the ice bucket to give to his wife. “I’d go myself but I drank a little too much.”

“Do what you have to do, dear.” Tilla told him before going to find the ice machine.

Buckzo grinned as he slipped into the room. Truthfully he didn’t have to piss that bad but he wanted to have a little extra time to prepare something special for his wife. It was Valentine’s Day after all.

Tilla didn’t have too hard of a time to find the ice machine but when she was done, she heard strange noises coming from Lilith’s and Lucifer’s room. The sounds were almost…animalistic?

“Hey…is everything okay in there?” Tilla tried, gently knocking on the door. She was a little surprised when it opened slightly and before she could close it, she caught the king and queen of hell in a very…compromising position.

The young imp woman’s face turned a bright red as she quietly shut the door before quickly walking back to her room. She hoped that they didn’t hear that but given how…distracted they were, it seemed very unlikely.

Though it looked like Lilith was enjoying herself.

“Hey dear I think I might need to take a cold shower and–huh?” Tilla blinked.

She saw a trail of rose petals leading to the bed where her husband, dressed in a black robe, was waiting for her with a seductive grin. Sitting next to him was a bowl of chocolate covered strawberries and some wine glasses in his hands.

“Hey baby…” Buckzo purred.

“C-Cash?” Tilla whispered.

“Looks like that fridge has more than just free sodas and junk.” Buckzo winked, beckoning his wife to come closer.

Tilla put the ice bucket down and moved to sit with her husband, feeling butterflies in her stomach. “Did you…plan this?” She asked.

“Only the best for you, baby.” Buckzo told her, lifting up the bowl of treats. “Want a bite?”

Tilla giggled, giving her husband a kiss before letting him feed her the delightful treat. The crunch of the chocolate bursting with the sweetness of the strawberry filled her mouth with pure joy. “So fresh!” she gasped.

“Wait right here. I got ya a little somethin’.” Buckzo told her, getting up to pull something out of his suitcase. It took a bit to rummage through his stuff but he managed to pull out a small but long box. “Here ya go.”

“What’s this?” She wondered, gasping in delight when she saw a beautiful silver necklace with a sapphire gemstone in the middle. “Cash…this is beautiful…”

“I saved up for it.” he admitted, taking her hands. “I can’t always afford to give ya fancy shit but you deserve it more than anything. You mean the world to me…”

“Cash…” Tilla smiled, tearing up a bit as she kissed him on the lips. “I love you so much…”

“Let me treat ya like the queen you are.” Buckzo grinned. He gently placed Tilla down on the bed, kissing her face and neck before roaming his hands all over her body. For as rough and gruff as he could be, he had a gentle side that she loved to see in more intimate moments.

*Oh honey…* Tilla moaned, panting heavily as her husband kissed down her chest and stomach.

Buckzo smiled as he started to kiss her legs, gently rubbing his wife’s thighs. “Looks like I’ll be getting something sweet too…” he chuckled, licking his lips.

(...)

Lilith, purely in the moment of ecstasy, could hear equally loud moans from down the hall as she smiled to herself. “Looks like our new friends are having fun tonight too…” Lilith panted.

“H-He really cares for his wife…an admirable trait.” Lucifer grinned, looking up at his wife in pure adoration.

Chapter 4: Girls Day/Guys Day

Summary:

After a hot night with their spouses, The guys and girls take a day to explore different types of fun at the spa. With some experiences being more pleasant than others.

Notes:

I'm gonna split this one since I think it would be fun to see more of how each members of both couples interact with each other. Tilla and Lilith could get in some girl talk while Buckzo can be weirded out by how strong Lucifer's pain threshold is.

Lilith isn't stupid so she probably knew that Tilla had heard and seen what they were doing but she isn't upset by it; she'd honestly find it funny. And Tilla was respectful enough to close the door for them so no other peeping toms get a good look at her and her husband in more private moments.

I was going to do that thing where they dip their feet into pools with fish that eat dead skin but looking into it more, apparently it can be pretty dangerous. So I went with Buckzo dealing with a very...intense body scrub experience. Basically what happened to Markiplier but a bit worse since you'd have to be dealing with not just the skin but also the spines and tails that imps would have. Buckzo might be tough but I don't see him lasting very long when it comes to his body being scrubbed down roughly to get all the dead skin off his back. And I imagine with those horns, he might need a bit more care since he might not be able to reach behind him without a bath brush.

Also I looked it up and it is okay to go into a hot spring after getting a body scrub. Buckzo just needed to ice his more...sensitive areas for a bit beforehand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR43zYl8RSw

And of course I had to get in an outdoor bath scene. They're all wearing towels so nothing explicit is going to happen. They're just enjoying themselves in a peaceful and tranquil setting. As for Lucifer's little freakout? At the time of writing this, the first two minutes of Hazbin Hotel have been released on Prime Video's official youtube so I'm using that as a bit of a basis here. I imagine that while Lucifer was sad about what happened to him and Lilith after their reckless mistake, he probably would have moments of resentment and frustration over what happened since this is his kingdom and the Angels are invading his home and killing his people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tobM9b_9I

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The next morning, when Tilla woke up after her night of absolute pleasure with Buckzo, she was surprised when she saw Lilith and Lucifer at their door. It was even more surprising that Lilith was able to keep standing since, from what little she saw, her legs should’ve been absolute jello and she shouldn’t have been able to stand.

After her night with Buckzo, even she was having trouble standing up straight. He was VERY talented in that area.

“Did you have a nice night?” Lilith guessed, looking at the necklace that Tilla was wearing.

“It was absolutely wonderful.” Tilla admitted, gently touching the blue gemstone.

“I’m so happy to hear that! Would it be alright if I borrowed your husband for the day?” Lucifer requested.

“Huh?” Buckzo mumbled, stumbling against his wife since the noise woke him up. He was still wearing his robe and boxers so it wasn’t like he was indecent. “Oh hey…when did you guys get here?” he yawned.

“A few minutes ago. It seems like my husband wants to spend the day with you. Would you consider it?” Lilith explained.

“Well…I don’t want to leave my wife…” Buckzo reasoned.

“I can look after her.” Lilith promised. “I’ve been wanting to get in some girl-time so…can I borrow your wife?”

Tilla was stunned that the queen would want to spend time with an imp like her but she seemed to have enjoyed their conversations yesterday. Perhaps she wanted to continue that? And if her spa days in Pride were anything to go by, maybe there were activities she didn’t couldn’t do with her husband?

“Well…only if you’re okay with it.” Tilla said.

“Hey if the Queen wants to hang out, go for it.” Buckzo encouraged as he took his wife’s hand. “We can get dinner later.”

Tilla smiled as she kissed her husband. “I hope you have fun with Lucifer today.” she smiled warmly.

“Oh trust me, my dear woman, I’ll show him the time of his imp life!” Lucifer declared, moving an arm around the still-tired imp. “Come along, my tired friend!”

“Can I at least put some pants on first?” Buckzo groaned.

(...)

Tilla was soon brought to a salon within the spa, surprised at how many options that they had for pampering. Lilith seemed to be used to what to get but Tilla just seemed lost. She was about to go with the basic trim and blow dry but Lilith convinced her to try the manipedi treatment as well along with a body scrub and some waxing.

They’d finish their day off in the outdoor hot spring before going out for dinner with their husbands.

“So is the hotel’s restaurant good?” Tilla wondered, trying to pick some colors for her claws and hooves.

“Belphegor recommended it so I trust her judgment.” Lilith smiled, giving the imp woman a knowing look. “So it seems like you and your husband had a nice evening.”

“Was it that obvious?” Tilla blushed.

“Dear, the walls aren’t that thick. It’s the floors that are thick.” Lilith winked.

“Oh…w-w-well my husband certainly knows his stuff…” the imp woman laughed nervously. “D-Did you have a good time with your husband?”

“Yes he always knows how to satisfy…I’m sure you got a good look.” Lilith smiled coyly, laughing as Tilla flinched.

“I-I was just getting ice! I heard noises and I didn’t want to intrude!” Tilla blathered on, feeling her face burning a deep red.

“It’s alright! We got so excited that we forgot to close the door all the way.” Lilith giggled. “I’m sure your husband would’ve fallen flat on his back if he had been the one to overhear us.”

“My husband can get pretty flustered around other women.” Tilla admitted. “He always said he felt like the luckiest demon in Hell when we met. And I feel lucky as well, despite his faults.”

“Love can do strange things to us. If I hadn’t met Lucifer when I did, I’m not sure what I would have done. But he really saved me…even if we’re in Hell, it’s not so bad with him by my side.” Lilith told her. The taller demon woman gave the smaller imp woman a devilish smile. “Plus in the bedroom, he certainly knows how to use his…talents.”

“Oh my…” Tilla blushed, feeling her ears starting to burn.

(...)

“Body scrub? Uh…is that safe?” Buckzo wondered.

“Oh absolutely! It can feel so refreshing!” Lucifer replied, giving him a confident smile. “Do you think these good looks come naturally?”

“Aren’t you a fallen angel? Ain’t they supposed to be pretty?” Buckzo asked.

“Oh you think I’m pretty?” Lucifer grinned, laughing when Buckzo began sputtering and grumbling. “Well I do have natural beauty but being a ruler can be very stressful so a little extra preparation never hurts. Surely as a business owner you can understand that, right?”

Buckzo would’ve given him a snappy retort but he couldn’t exactly argue. Working a circus job could be exhausting and he didn’t always have the time to refresh himself outside of a shower in the evening after work. It was refreshing but there were days he still felt crusty.

“Alright ya got a fair point. But my skin’s always been pretty bad.” the older imp muttered.

“You can definitely feel refreshed after this. And the hot spring might sting a little when you get in it but that pain goes away pretty fast.” Lucifer assured the shocked imp.

“Well okay…but this better not hurt like a bitch.” Buckzo warned.

The two demons soon removed their robes and had modesty towels wrapped around their waists. They were told to lay down, stomach first on the massage table, warm water being splashed on their backs to help open their pores a bit.

“Huh…you know, this ain’t so bad.” Buckzo admitted.

“Oh this is just the prep work.” Lucifer told him, turning his head slightly. “Now I must warn you; this IS going to be a rather intensive body scrub. Are you certain you can handle it?”

“It’s just a scrub. We deal with that shit around our horns all the time.” Buckzo reasoned.

“Alright. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.” Lucifer shrugged, putting his face back down on the table.

Soon enough, the scrub began and while Lucifer was moaning from the strong rubbing motions, Buckzo couldn’t help but cry out from how hard they were moving the cloth. It was really hard not to squirm. The king of hell wasn’t kidding when he said they went hard during these sessions.

“Ah! Ack! Hey! Careful around my fuckin’ spines, will ya?!” Buckzo called back, feeling all the dead skin being removed from his body. He didn’t realize he had this much crap built up on his back; he had a brush he used in the shower since it wasn’t exactly easy to reach back there but apparently that didn’t do shit!

“Brace yourself for the flip.” Lucifer chimed in.

“Flip? What’re you–GAH!”

Buckzo felt himself being lifted from under his stomach and legs and flipped onto his still very raw back. He could only let out small grunts of pain as the employee soon started scrubbing his front. He was trying really hard not to burst out laughing when he was reaching his stomach and side areas since, while he’d never admit it to his kids, he was very ticklish. It was almost like pure torture having his weak points be scrubbed so hard like that.

But then the tickle torture was soon to become actual torture when his legs began to be scrubbed.

At first the imp thought he would go from the thigh to the calf and down to the foot. But to his horror, they did it the opposite way…and his balls were definitely paying for it with each unintentional hit. Pained squeaks were all that could escape from his mouth.

“S-Sorry. I did try to warn you.” Lucifer told him, trying hard not to let the pain get to him. He had a high pain tolerance but it wasn’t perfect.

Buckzo could only weakly turn his head as he narrowed his pained eyes at him. “That hot spring better be fuckin’ relaxing…” he grumbled.

“Would you like a complementary ice pack after the session, sir?” one of the employees offered.

“...yes.”

(...)

“Ahh…this is wonderful…” Tilla sighed as she lowered herself in the outdoor hot spring, Lilith joining her.

“Nothing like a warm soak to ease those tensions away…” Lilith smiled, dunking her head under the water so she could really feel the warmth of the springs.

“It’s a shame the hot springs aren’t co-ed. I bet my husband would love spending time with me here.” Tilla told the queen.

“Well during the day they don’t like to encourage any funny business. In the evenings they allow it but no explicit activities are permitted.” The queen of hell explained.

“I-I wouldn’t do that! I’d just want my husband and I to be able to relax together.” the imp woman reasoned.

“I’d recommend the jacuzzi-style bath in your room if you want to have fun that way.” Lilith advised, giggling a bit. “When my husband and I aren’t using it for that, he likes to play with his rubber ducks in the tub and race them to see who can get around before the tub fills up to the limit.”

“He brings his ducks with him?” Tilla blinked in surprise.

“Oh, not all of them. Just a few of his favorites. And if he finds any souvenir ducks, he brings them home to the palace.” Lilith clarified sheepishly. “He has his hobbies and I have mine.”

“My son is the same way. He loves his horses.” Tilla smiled fondly, looking up at the pink sky. “I hope he’s doing alright…Fizz and Barbie too.”

“Honestly I’ve been missing Charlotte a lot as well…” Lilith told her. “I’m glad my husband took me on this vacation but when we go home, I think I’ll want to spend more time with my daughter before I go back on tour.”

On the other side of the divider for the hot springs, Lucifer lowered himself into the water with ease. “Oh that feels wonderful…are you coming in?” he asked, turning his head to the waddling imp.

“You had your balls hit too…how the fuck are you still standing?” Buckzo grunted, gingerly lowering himself into the water with a wince before letting the warmth envelop him. “Fuck that feels nice…”

“See? I told you that you would feel better after a body scrub.” Lucifer smiled widely.

“Well my skin does look pretty damned good. And I won’t need to worry about the skin near my horns shedding for a while.” Buckzo conceded.

“See? I have good ideas.” Lucifer smiled, looking up resentfully at the sky. “Now if only those BASTARDS would’ve seen that, we wouldn’t be dealing with their BULLSHIT RULES!” he screamed.

The older imp male blinked as Lucifer panted heavily. Suddenly the pain in his balls didn’t seem so bad with…whatever the fuck happened to him.

Lucifer took a few deep breaths, letting himself calm down before turning to Buckzo with a grin. “So tell me more about your circus. I bet it’s quite fun!”

[To Be Continued]

Chapter 5: Pesky Peeping Toms

Summary:

A peaceful evening in the hot spring is soon interrupted when two naughty demons from Envy try to stick their noses where they don't belong, they learn quickly why you should never mess with the King of Demons.

Notes:

Reading enough harem manga (specifically works by Ken Akamatsu), I had to get an homage to one of his trademarks in his stories by having peeking in a hot spring. But unlike in Love Hina, the ladies try to do the peeping while the actual perverts (and not just a poor schmuck like Keitaro being in the wrong place at the wrong time) get punished. Even when the ladies get caught, Lucifer is only amused at his wife being naughty while Buckzo gets super turned on by his wife to the point of having a bloody nose. If his crotch wasn't still hurting, he would've climbed up that tree to defend his wife and Lilith and Lucifer from the two perverts.

The demons from Envy work at one of Leviathan's many media empires and are basically tabloid photographers. Caspian is the eel demon that's basically the leader of the two and is a lot more willing to break rules. Wade, the jellyfish demon (nonbinary), is more of a follower and they don't like getting in trouble but doesn't exactly stop their friend from breaking rules. And since they were both trying to get peeks at nude guests, they're both perverts.

I wanted Tilla to give a meaningful gift to Buckzo along with servicing him so I looked up gifts for people that like alcohol and a whiskey glass gift set was the perfect way to go. And Lilith taking the time to find Lucifer his latest duck for his collection, it meant a lot to him she'd put in that effort. Plus they both serviced their husbands quite nicely but I'll leave that up to the imagination for now. ;)

Oh and don't worry. We'll see Caspian and Wade once more. ^_^

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Sloth was fairly easy-going among all the rings. Most of the residents did their own thing and visitors usually were well-behaved. Not that there was much crime happening in this ring; it wasn’t like Greed or Pride. But most hellborns knew how to behave themselves so they didn’t get their asses kicked.

Well, most of the time anyway.

Two demons from Envy, both aquatic looking, were just outside of the hot springs where Lucifer and Lilith were bathing with Buckzo and Tilla respectively. The cameras around their necks showed whatever they were up to, it was clearly no good.

“Leviathan is gonna shit their pants when they see the photos we get!” an eel-like demon smiled.

“Shame the hot spring isn’t co-ed right now. We’d probably get better shots of the springs without the stupid fence in the way.” the jellyfish demon sighed.

“Who cares about that?! Imagine the extra cash we’ll get if we get shots of some of the guests in the buff?” The eel demon scoffed.

“If we get in trouble, I don’t want any part of getting reamed out by Leviathan.” the jellyfish demon warned their companion.

Leviathan’s media empire fed their indulgence of sin by giving demons a look at what they couldn’t have, feeding off their resentment at what they weren’t able to have gave the Sin energy. Exploiting the masses in their ring was no scale off their nose…and the same could be reversed for sinners that wanted to see the beauty of Envy but were unable to since it was a very closed-off ring. Next to Greed, it was one of the more wealthy rings in Hell that had the most incredible underwater cities not many demons would have access to and the tourist traps that were on land were expensive.

Leviathan might not always agree with Mammon but one thing they did have in common was making big bucks. And for Caspian and Wade, that’s exactly what they were hoping for with these photos.

“Remember, turn the flash off on your camera so we don’t let the guests know we’re here.” Caspian told his uncertain friend.

“What if we get caught?” Wade reasoned.

“Don’t be such a coward. Come on.” Caspian told them as he started to climb a nearby tree.

Wade could only shake his jellyfish-like head before following his eel-friend. They would never let Caspian forget it if they got in trouble.

(...)

“Darling are you quite alright?” Lilith called, having heard her husband’s outburst earlier.

“Yes my dear!”

“Will he be okay?” Tilla wondered, hoping her husband wouldn’t get caught up in any trouble.

“Oh yes. My husband’s just been through so much that it can get to him sometimes.” Lilith explained, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. “Your husband won’t be harmed.”

“I hope so…” the smaller imp woman sighed.

Feeling a brief bit of sympathy for the smaller demon, Lilith got an idea. She stood up and started to move towards the fence. “If you’re that concerned over your husband, you can always take a look to see for yourself.” she suggested.

“B-But your husband is over there too!” Tilla reasoned, her face flushing a deep red. “I-I couldn’t peek at him like that!”

“We were all in a sauna and mud bath together. A hot spring isn’t that different. Besides…” Lilith chuckled as she looked longingly at the fence. “He always did look nice with his hair wet.”

Tilla would have protested but then she thought to when she’d catch her husband after his nightly showers, water still dripping down his body. He’s have a towel wrapped around his waist and while he had a slight beer gut, he still looked really nice without a shirt on. Water droplets dripping down his chest and horns…

“Well…only to make sure they’re alright.” Tilla stated, moving to stand next to the queen.

“Atta girl.” Lilith smiled, bending down. “If you get on my shoulders, you should be able to get a good look.”

“Won’t that hurt you?” Tilla asked.

“Not at all. I trust you.” Lilith assured her, helping her on her shoulders. “You’re a performer in a circus so you must have pretty good balance.”

“W-Well you’d have to have good balance to do the silks.” Tilla blushed.

While the two demon women were distracted trying to check in on their men, Caspian and Wade were hiding out in the nearby tree to get some good shots of the hot springs. Though to their disappointment, they were practically empty.

“Dammit. There’s barely anyone here!” Caspian cursed.

“You just want to peek at some lady demons.” Wade frowned.

“So? There’s big bucks for candid shots like that!” Caspian reasoned before looking over at the men’s side. “Well at least we can get some shots for the perverted ladies out there.”

“Who’s in there? There’s a lot of steam…” Wade noted, squinting their eyes to see the figures.

“Hmm…looks like an ugly imp and…KING LUCIFER?!” Caspian gasped, looking through his extended lens.

“What?! What’s he doing here?” the jellyfish demon wondered.

“No clue but the tabloids are going to have a field day with this.” The eel demon grinned, zooming in to get a good shot. But as he aimed for the perfect shot, Tilla was just reaching over to look at the two demons in the bath. When she heard the camera click, she turned and screamed in shock.

“PERVERTS!” Tilla yelled.

“What? What’s going on?” Lilith questioned.

Lucifer and Buckzo heard the scream and looked up, seeing the two very flustered Envy Demons frozen in fear. Buckzo would’ve clambered up the fence to give these two creeps a beating but Lucifer seemed…eerily calm. He slowly stood up, giving Caspian and Wade an off putting smile.

“Well now isn’t this interesting…surely you must be lost.” Lucifer stated, cocking his head to one side as he floated up to the treetops. “ Because if you were truly so foolish as to intrude on our private moments you would know that would end poorly for you… ”

As if out of nowhere, tentacles grabbed the two demons, shaking them down for their camera equipment as Lucifer began to sort through any photos that would be rather…awkward to have revealed to the public in the future. And just because he was feeling spiteful, he crushed the lenses of their cameras.

“There we go! Seeing as you have no more business here, I shall personally give you an escort back to Envy.” Lucifer grinned, opening a portal above the demons and launching them through it, their screams echoing before he shut it.

“Take that ya fuckin’ pervs!” Buckzo called, grinning smugly.

“Now that’s the man I know and love!” Lilith smiled, floating up to meet her husband.

“No one messes with my wife or myself.” Lucifer grinned proudly, giving his wife a kiss. “But dearest, I believe you are forgetting something.”

“Hm? What?” Lilith blinked. Though as if on cue, since poor Tilla was stuck holding on for dear life on the fence, it began to crack and she fell forward right into her husband’s lap. He caught her in his arms but her towel had been lost in the process, leaving her completely exposed.

“Hello honey.” Tilla waved awkwardly.

“Buh…buh…BOOBS!” Buckzo cried out, his nose beginning to bleed at the sight of his wife’s naked chest.

“Honey!” Tilla gasped, trying to look for a towel or something for his bloody nose. “Please excuse us your majesties!” Tilla bowed, picking up her husband over her shoulder and running out of the hot springs, grabbing a towel on the way out so she wouldn’t be indecent.

“Oh dear…” Lilith sighed.

“Now that is a funny sight.” Lucifer snickered, looking knowingly at his wife. “While I am grateful for the warning about those two peeping toms, I must ask…why were you both so close to the fence like that?” he wondered, amusement on his face as his wife began to blush.

“Well I wanted to be sure that you were alright.” Lilith started before giving him a seductive smile. “But I could never resist you with your hair all tousled like that.”

“You really are quite naughty…” Lucifer told her before grinning, pulling her close. “I love that about you.”

(...)

Buckzo moaned a bit, feeling a cold cloth on his forehead. “Where am I?” he muttered.

“Hey sweetie…are you okay?” Tilla asked, gently stroking her husband’s head.

“Last thing I remember was Lucifer chasing off some perverts and you falling in my arms and I saw–” Buckzo recalled before he looked up at his wife strangely. “Why were you hanging on top of a fence?”

“Um…Lilith wanted to get a look at her husband in the baths and…I wanted to see you.” Tilla blushed.

“Well that’s one way to get that damned fence down.” Buckzo laughed. “Hopefully Birdbrain won’t mind that on the hotel bill.”

“Oh Lucifer and Lilith are going to pay for that since it was her idea.” Tilla explained sheepishly. “But I suppose if we hadn’t tried to peek, those nosy perverts from Envy would’ve caused even more trouble.”

“I’m glad Lucifer destroyed their cameras and sent ‘em packing. If my balls weren’t sore, I would’ve kicked their asses myself. No one peeks in on MY wife!” Buckzo declared.

“And I appreciate that a lot.” Tilla smiled softly, kissing his head. “How’s your nosebleed?”

Buckzo grabbed a nearby tissue from the nightstand and blew his nose, sighing in relief when there wasn’t any red goo. “I think it stopped. But I gotta say…you really did look hot jumping in my arms like that.” he grinned.

“I’m just glad I didn’t hurt you.” Tilla told him, blushing when she felt him caress her face.

“You could never hurt me babe. Unless we’re gettin’ frisky in the bedroom.” He joked.

“We still have some time before dinner. Do you want to look up some restaurants in the area?” Tilla offered, yelping when Buckzo pulled her by his side.

“I was thinkin’ we order in. We got this fancy-ass room so might as well enjoy the room service.” Buckzo told her.

“That…actually sounds really nice.” Tilla smiled, cuddling up to her husband. “When you’re feeling up to it after dinner, I wanna repay you for last night.”

“Aw babe you don’t have to do that. Servicin’ you is my pleasure.” Buckzo assured her.

“I know but I wanted to.” Tilla replied, getting up briefly so she could find her gift. She had a feeling he was going to get her something so she wanted to get him something special. She had managed to hide it in the bottom of her suitcase since it was pretty heavy but it was worth the extra weight in her bags.

“Now I’m curious.” Buckzo admitted, sitting up to see his wife bring out a wrapped box.

“Well I know you were eying this when we were in town so…I hope you like it.” she blushed.

Buckzo gave his wife a kiss before tearing open the paper. His eyes widened in astonishment when he saw the gift. “Babe I love you!” he gushed, opening his new whiskey glass gift set. It came in a lovely wooden box with two new whiskey glasses, whiskey stones, and tongs in a velvet bag. The inside of the box even had an engraving on the inside of the lid.

‘To my beloved husband. A toast to many more years together’

“I knew you wanted this so I wanted to save it for when we were alone together.” Tilla admitted, blinking in shock when her husband hugged onto her.

“Babe you understand me better than anyone…I love you.” Buckzo whispered.

Tilla smiled as she hugged him back, relieved he was feeling better and that he liked her gift. She had always seen him drinking from his flask so she wanted to give him something that would be a step up from that. The engraving was a little extra but she wanted to give him something that showed she loved him.

“And you know…that isn’t the only thing I can give you.” Tilla purred.

Buckzo blinked in surprise but he slowly began to grin, knowing that look in his wife’s eye. “Well now you’re just spoilin’ me. But far be it from me to stop ya.” Buckzo chuckled, eying his wife lustfully.

Tilla giggled before removing her robe, revealing she was wearing some lacey lingerie. Even after twins she still got it. And her husband reminded her every day that she was the fiery imp he fell for all those years ago.

“Get ready baby…I’m about to rock your world.” Tilla smiled, licking her lips.

(...)

“Aha! You found it! I’ve been looking for this one!” Lucifer smiled, seeing his latest new duck for his collection.

“I felt bad when they didn’t have them the first day we got here so I got up early to find a shop that had them.” Lilith told her husband.

There had been a new line of Rings of Hell-themed ducks and Lucifer had been wanting to get his hands on all of them. Since they were only sold in the rings themselves, they were a bitch to find and hellborn tourists usually got to them before he could. Lilith recalled asking him once why he couldn’t just summon one from one of the other rings but Lucifer gave her the most perfect response that could only come from him.

‘Where would be the fun in that?’

“So…since you pleased me last night, allow me to please you…” Lilith cooed, gently pressing her husband against the bed.

“Oh I love it when you take the lead…” Lucifer moaned.

“Even when Miss Tilla and I were talking, my thoughts quickly came back to you.” the demon queen whispered.

“Funny…I was thinking the same thing about you.” Lucifer chuckled, moaning as he felt his wife’s lips on his neck.

“As long as I get to come back to you, I’m perfectly happy.” Lilith whispered, leaving kiss marks all over his skin. “You showing up those two naughty Envy demons really was…exciting.”

“It has been a while since I’ve really shown my stuff but if it pleases you, my queen, I can show off more often.” the demon king offered.

“How about I take care of you first?” she smiled, moving lower on his body.

“Oh my word!” Lucifer gasped, his pale face burning red.

Needless to say, the lovely ladies of Buckzo and Lucifer certainly paid their spouses back for their Valentine’s Day 10 times over. Both were howling like mad, thanking proper hotel management that their rooms were pretty much soundproof. They were certainly seeing stars that night.

[To Be Concluded]

Chapter 6: Fond Farewell

Summary:

Like most good things, the spa vacation getaway has to come to an end.

Notes:

And we are at the last chapter for this one. Now I will get to the adventures that Blitzo, Barbie, and Fizz had while Buckzo and Tilla were gone but that might take a bit since I'm going to be getting my wisdom teeth out this week.

I did see the latest episodes of Hazbin Hotel with Lucifer and my characterization of him as a bit goofy isn't too far off from the show's portrayal but I did have a British accent in mind when I first wrote him. But his accent and funny mannerisms endeared me to him very quickly. And I do see him as the bear hugging type now so Buckzo and (eventually) Paimon will become victims of that. ;)

Lilith we still don't know much about so I'm still going to have her here at least being the calm and sensible one that absolutely adores her husband.

Also Charlie's least favorite vegetable is cauliflower because I never tried it and liked it. XP

I wanted Leviathan to scold our duo of dummies since, while they would want to get some dirt on other citizens in Hell, going after Lucifer right now (especially after what happened at Sinsmas) was a very stupid idea on Caspian and Wade's part.

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Like all good things, their vacation needed to come to an end eventually. And for the ragtag couples, they had to say goodbye to their little moment in paradise. While it was an unusual vacation, royals and imps mixing together, both parties found it quite enjoyable. In the case of Lucifer and Lilith, it was nice to have a change of pace. Being around hoity-toity types could be exhausting.

Buckzo and Tilla had spent the night previously packing up everything, sneaking a few extra goodies from the hotel room, and just taking the time before checkout to just relax and enjoy the quiet before going back to the chaos of work.

“This’ll save us a few trips to the store.” Buckzo reasoned, zipping up the last of the mini-soaps and other toiletries in his spare bag.

“This really was a lovely vacation.” Tilla smiled as she cuddled up with her husband on the bed. “You got your socks out from the sheets, right?”

“Oh yeah. I ain’t getting yelled at over these goat fucks puking over a nasty surprise.” Buckzo assured his wife.

“And I made sure to wear my gift from you home so I don’t forget it here.” Tilla replied, kissing her hubby one more time. “Think the kids will be awake when we get home?”

“If not, we can scare ‘em awake.” Buckzo snickered before looking up at his wife. “They can be weirdos…but I miss the little weirdos.”

“Me too.” Tilla nodded.

(...)

“We’ve got to come back here again soon!” Lucifer decided, having finished dragging his luggage down the hall.

“Do you think Charlotte might like this place?” Lilith wondered.

“It’s got a pool and a lazy river for kids so I think she’d have a great time.” Lucifer grinned, his eyes perking up when he saw Tilla and Buckzo at the checkout desk. “Hey you two! Heading home?”

“Yeah we gotta make sure the knuckleheads didn’t flood the house or some shit.” Buckzo replied, yelping when Lucifer practically grabbed him in a bear hug.

“I had the best time with you two! If I can convince Paimon to actually come with us on one of these, I’m definitely inviting you!” Lucifer told him, barely noticing the ring master’s face starting to turn blue.

“G-G-Great to hear!” Buckzo croaked out, nearly collapsing when Lucifer let him go. “Fuck, you’re strong…”

“He is the leader of Hell for a reason.” Lilith smiled as she took Tilla’s hand. “I know it was brief but, it was very nice spending time with you both this weekend. I’m sure Charlotte would love to see your circus again.”

“We’d be honored to have you all in attendance.” Tilla replied, blinking when the queen knelt down to hug her.

“Take care of yourselves.” Lilith told her, giving her one more squeeze before letting go.

“Are you guys taking the elevator back?” Lucifer wondered.

“Yeah it’s gonna be a bitch to go all the way up to Pride but hopefully the ride won’t be a pain.” Buckzo commented.

“We’ll give you a portal to the station.” Lilith offered, her husband opening a portal for the imp couple. “I don’t know when we’ll be able to see your circus but we’ll call ahead.”

“Thank you for your hospitality.” Tilla bowed as she and Buckzo dragged their things through the portal. This was much easier than trying to stuff their bags into a cab.

They waved the imp couple off before shutting the portal, opening another one to the Morningstar Palace on the grounds. It would’ve been rude to just enter the house without some sort of warning. Plus they wanted to get used to their surroundings in Pride once more.

(...)

“Mommy! Daddy! They’re back!” Charlie gasped, having sensed their portal opening.

“Aww I guess our weekend of fun is over.” Beelzebub pouted before scooping up Charlie in her arms. “You are definitely coming down to Gluttony to spend the weekend with me sometime. Sound good?”

“Yeah!” Charlie cheered, her ears perking up when she saw the front door open.

“Charlotte!” Lucifer grinned, dropping his bags and opening his arms wide.

“Daddy!” Charlie grinned, hopping down from Bee’s arms and running to give her dad a big hug. She giggled when he spun her around as he squeezed her, peppering her face with kisses. “I missed you!”

“I missed you too, my little candy apple!” he gushed, giving her one more smooch on the forehead before looking gratefully at Beelzebub. “Thanks for looking after her. I hope she wasn’t too much trouble.”

“Oh she was great! So much fun!” Bee grinned before looking at Lilith nervously. “A-A-And I made sure she ate her vegetables at lunch and dinner!” she assured the queen.

“I know. Charlie’s actually pretty good about her vegetables. The only one she doesn’t seem to like is cauliflower.”

“It’s stinky.” Charlie pouted as she was picked up into her mother’s arms, giving her a hug as she was kissed by her mom.

“Even I can’t make that crap taste good.” Bee shuddered before looking at Lucifer and Lilith brightly. “So did you two have a nice vacation?”

“You know, aside from some perverts trying to peek in on my husband, it was quite lovely.” Lilith smiled.

“Perverts? From where, Lust?” Bee guessed.

“Oh they were from Envy. No doubt Leviathan’s cronies trying to get some material for those rags they call magazines.” Lucifer scoffed before giving an evil smirk. “But they won’t be bothering us any time soon.”

“Oh I would PAY to see what Fishbrain does with those bozos!” Bee laughed.

“I know you’ve been busy looking after Charlotte and no doubt will want to get back to Gluttony but would you like to stay for dinner? Our staff can make you something for once.” Lilith offered.

“Please stay for dinner?” Charlie begged, giving her aunt-figure puppy eyes.

“Now how can I resist a face like that?” Bee grinned.

“Excellent! We met up with a very funny couple!” Lucifer started, leading the way further into the palace.

(...)

Even with the extra time shaved off from the trip to the Elevator, Buckzo and Tilla still arrived quite late at the Circus Grounds. Traveling was exhausting so if the kids were asleep by now, they’d peek in on them and greet them properly in the morning. No doubt Dante and Nyx were exhausted from looking after the goobers so they’d relieve them of babysitting duties. They owed them big time for this.

To their surprise, the light in the family room was still on. Were the kids up watching a movie or something?

Unbeknownst to the imp couple, they were being watched by three sets of mischievous eyes.

“We’re back!” Buckzo greeted, dropping his luggage on the floor.

“Hey you two.” Dante smiled, looking up from the couch with Nyx.

“How was the spa?” Nyx wondered, pausing the movie.

“Oh it was absolutely wonderful. I think you two would love it.” Tilla told them. “We’ll save up to get you a trip there.”

“T-Thank you!” Nyx gasped in joy.

“So where’s the knucklehead trio? Did they conk out early?” Buckzo wondered, looking around to see a surprisingly quiet house.

“Oh I’m sure they’re…up to something.” Dante snickered, his eyes briefly darting to the staircase.

Tilla and Buckzo looked at the couple in confusion as they started to snicker; why were they laughing? Before they could question them, they looked towards the stairs and saw Barbie, Blitzo, and Fizz charging down the stairs and running at them.

“YOU’RE BACK!” They screamed, practically bowling them over in a tackle hug.

“W-Well that’s a warm welcome!” Tilla laughed, hugging her babies close .

“Missed us much?” Buckzo laughed.

The kids turned to the older imps, their mouths running with all sorts of questions and everything they did while they were gone while Nyx and Dante watched on in bemusement. While they had a good time with the kids–and the kids did enjoy spending time with them–they clearly were so happy to have Tilla and Buckzo back.

“What was Sloth like?” Barbie asked.

“Did the spa have a pool?” Fizz wondered.

“Did ya miss us?” Blitzo questioned.

“Easy kiddos. We’ll tell you everything in the morning.” Tilla promised, yawning a bit.

“As for missing you goobers? Hmm…” Buckzo pretended to ponder.

“DAD!” Barbie and Blitzo pouted. “Mr. Buckzo!” Fizz scowled.

Buckzo grinned as he wrapped an arm around his kids, playfully rubbing his claws on their heads, causing them to laugh. “Of course we missed you knuckleheads!” he assured them.

Tilla giggled at her husband’s teasing nature. She knew he missed the three of them like crazy and, for as much as they pretended to protest when he trapped them, the kids missed him too. Maybe if they saved up enough money, they could go on vacation somewhere kid-friendly during the summer when it would be nice to get away for a week.

“We’ll take it from here. We can tell you all about our trip in the morning.” Tilla told the other imp couple.

“And you can tell us what these troublemakers were up to.” Buckzo added.

“We’d be glad to. Thanks for letting us stay over.” Dante told them. “The kids really were great.”

“If you ever need babysitters, we’ll be happy to watch over them.” Nyx added, holding onto her boyfriend’s arm.

The imp couple soon said their goodbyes to the kids before heading back to the trailers. This left the parents to bring their kids upstairs to bed. While it was nice to get a break from parenting, they slipped back into it quite easily. And they missed seeing their cute sleepy faces and funny habits.

Once they were settled into their rooms, Buckzo and Tilla practically crashed onto their bed. Unpacking could wait until tomorrow; right now they wanted to sleep. Though as they got into their pajamas, one thing crossed their minds that no doubt crossed the minds of Lucifer and Lilith too.

Whatever happened to those perverts?

(...)

Caspian and Wade were inside Leviathan’s head office, the remnants of their camera equipment on their boss’s desk. The aquatic demon looked down at the mess on their desk before looking up at the shivering demons. When they had seen a portal coming up from Sloth, this was not what they wanted to hear that evening.

“So let me get this straight…you went to an exclusive resort in Sloth and tried to get pictures of Lucifer and Lilith?” Leviathan sighed, their eyes narrowed at the two smaller demons.

“W-Well we thought it would make for a good cover story.” Caspian tried to reason.

“I-I was against it sir.” Wade piped in.

Leviathan let out a groan as they rubbed their temples. “This is the kind of bullshit I’d expect from Mammon; we have SOME standards here!” The aquatic demon scolded.

“W-We’ll get better pictures next time!” the eel demon promised.

“Oh no. You two morons are on puff-piece duty for a month while I try to salvage this nonsense with Lucifer next time I see him.” Leviathan told them sternly. “And the damaged equipment will be coming out of your pay!”

Caspian was about to protest but Wade just pulled him down in his seat; arguing with a sin would’ve been a very stupid idea. They were in deep enough shit with one sin angry at them; they didn’t need their boss down their throats.

“Yes boss. We understand…” Wade replied, keeping their jellyfish-like head low.

They were soon dismissed, leaving Leviathan’s office as they began to argue amongst themselves.

“Idiots.” Leviathan grumbled.

[END]