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Dear Lunadeyis,
I’ve got… a problem. This (kinda hot?) Spider-Pirate-Lady stole my heart. I don’t mean that in the typical Chip sense though. This time, it’s literal. Anyway, she turned me into bones, Spooky, scary, skeleton style. My best friend, Gillion, he’s a Paladin of yours, and he’s really upset about all of this. I’m also sad about all this, but Gill… he’s your Chosen One, or whatever. Cheer him up, please? Maybe an easy quest to slay a small, evil dragon to save a very morally perfect princess?
Well, if you can help or not, send good vibes his way. He’s not even saying “What the scallop!” anymore.
Whatever happens, I pray to you, that we can find a way to just roll with it.
I actually believe in only One True God,
ChipOR
Chip and Gillion embark on a dungeon crawl in the world's strangest cave. Featuring Dakota Cole, Timothy Rand, and THREE Original Characters. Also contains Pretzel, puns, evil hallways of hell and gayness, goobleck cameo, and excessive amounts of pink ribbons.
The summary is the only thing in first person btw :)
